Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 4, 2014 / Posted by:

Cooper, the dog who knows the right way to eat ice creams!

In case your Facebook wall isn’t wallpapered from top to bottom with this video of 2 pups, 1 cone, here’s Daisy and Cooper sharing a delicious McDonald’s soft serve (which is actually just pink slime bleached white). Daisy is a true lady and delicately licks that ice cream, savoring its deliciousness. Cooper doesn’t fuck around and the only thing he’s savoring is the feeling of knowing that Daisy can’t have anymore of that cream. Daisy’s eating style is Nicole Richie and Cooper’s is Paula Deen. Who cares if he’ll probably cover the living room floor with a lake of dog diarrhea, he got all the ice cream.

And will somebody please let Kim Kartrashian know that Anna Wintour would like to shoot her for the cover of Vogue. Her dreams have come true! She doesn’t have to get into hair and makeup or anything. The shoot is really conceptual and really now. All she has to do is put two scoops of McDonald’s soft serve on her head, sit next to Cooper and let nature take its course.

(For Jack and Rena)

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