It Was Love At First Sight For Tom Daley

December 5, 2013 / Posted by:

Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black have both kept their mouth lips shut about whether or not they’re boning each other, but Tom did talk about his new boyfriend on an episode of Jonathan Ross Show (via E!) airing in the UK on Saturday. I thank the fuck that I was too lazy at 19 to keep a journal, because the shit that I wrote would’ve been a million times cheesier than the words that spilled out of this hairless muscle otter’s mouth while talking about meeting his new love. Tom said that when he first saw his future piece at a party, he didn’t know he was gay and immediately started squirting out hearts from his eyes.

“I’d never felt like anything like it before. We were at a party and I hadn’t even spoken to him all night. I didn’t know what to do or if he was gay at first. I typed ‘call me’ in his notes with a smiley face on this phone and the next day he texted. He makes me feel safe and happy. Right now I couldn’t be happier. I’d never felt the feeling of love. It happened so quickly. I was completely overwhelmed by it to the point I can’t get him out of my head all the time. I’ve never had it before where I love someone and they love me just as much.”

Oh, 19. Or if your name is Taylor Swift, oh, every age. Speaking of Taylor Swift, she just ripped a page out of the Poochie notebook she writes her lyrics in, because what Tom said there is exactly what she wrote down as the lyrics to her next song. Even that part about not knowing if he was gay at first, because even Taylor Swift knows she’s a closet gay magnet.

Tom went on to say that when he goes to the labels section at Staples and browses through all the “Hello, I Am Gay,”Hello, I Am Straight” and “Hello, I Am Bi” labels, he doesn’t pick up any of them, because he doesn’t believe in labels! But he does believe in love and he said more vommy words of love about his man.

“He saved me from not wanting to dive anymore. After the Olympics I was down in the dumps, as it’s such a hard way to get back into everything, but he gave me the extra motivation and made me work harder and that is exactly what I need. It was a terrifying decision to make, I didn’t know what the reaction was going to be like, I didn’t know how it was going to go but I felt I needed to say something. I wanted to say something in my own words and from the heart, I didn’t know what else to do.”

Tom Daley was totally over diving until Dustin Lance Black put the champion spirit back in his heart by spreading those ass cheeks and calling him the greatest diver who ever lived as he dove his peen into that b-hole. (Yes, I just called Tom Daley a top again. What is going on with me?!) Some people have serious thoughts about this. They think that because DLB is 39 and Tom is 19, DLB is nothing but a chickenhawk in Justin Bieber 2010 hair who is going to toss Tom Daley into a pile of de-creamed twinks as soon as that kid grows his second pube. I say second because the first one could be a one-off. And those same people are scared that DLB is going to suck out Tom’s innocence. Whatever. I mean, isn’t doing older dudes at 19 all part of life? Who at 19 didn’t troll hotel bars looking for older men to take you up to their room and let you pick out any booze of bottle you wanted from the minibar? Anybody? Anybody? Oh shit, just me then.

Here’s Tom going to dinner with his friends in London last night.

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