Afternoon Crumbs

Matthew McConaughey’s interview with GQ proves once again that his brain is like a wondrous bong and his thoughts are like a huge cloud of weed smoke that takes me all the way to the stars and beyond – The Superficial

Jennifer Lawrence suddenly hates Fashion Police – Lainey Gossip

If Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are over, hold on to something sturdy and brace yourselves for the tornado of “WOE IS JEN AGAIN” covers – Celebitchy

Call Larry H. Parker for me, because I’m suing Aubrey O’Day for trademark infringement since I did that same pose in my Grindr profile picture years ago – Drunken Stepfather

Alexander McQueen doesn’t deserve any of this – Reality Tea

But is Tom Hardy wearing Elton John’s worn panties? That’s the only thing I want to know, because I hate myself – Towleroad

Bill Nye can do NO WRONG…..well, except for those short ducktail brows – The Berry

Taylor Swift followed up her Union Jack massacre dress with tons of fucking sequins – Hollywood Tuna

Jaimie Alexander should’ve worn the reinvention of The Slut Dress again – Popoholic

Jennifer Lawrence’s dress looks like the backside of prepasted wallpaper – Just Jared

I don’t know whether to cringe until I turn inside/out or praise the camp GODS while watching Heather Graham in the trailer for Lifetime’s Flowers in the Attic remake – OMG Blog

The Porn Iguana speaks the truth to Bethenny Frankelstein – ICYDK

Barbara Walters is that crazy old mess who seems to always sit behind you at the movies – Jezebel

That hot French piece Jean Dujardin is single – HuffPo

And I’m ready to race to Prince Hot Ginge’s South Pole – Popsugar

How to turn a regular, boring dress into a piece of exquisiteness by Karlie Kloss: Simply pull the straps over your shoulders and let your underboob action shine on – IDLYITW

I would start watching Community if this happened – Pajiba

Double the douche – I’m Not Obsessed

When are we going to live in a country where public proposals are ILLEGAL? – Videogum