Afternoon Crumbs

May 24, 2013 / Posted by:

Selena Kay Letourneau strikes again! – Hollywood Tuna 

So many, “I’d like Charlie Hunnam to Pacific Rim me” jokes, so little time – Lainey Gossip 

Robert Downey Jr.’s old Sketchers ad is making me pucker from places I didn’t know I could pucker from – The Berry 

Put on your fishnets and get in a prayer circle for Dr. Frank-N-Furter HuffPo

“Hey, Kristen Stewart, about how many working brain cells do you have?” – The Superficial 

Helen Flangan’s chichis look like two eggs in a nest made of pansies – Drunken Stepfather

January Jones is still not going to tell you who bareback boned a surprised baby into her – Celebitchy

Even Hugh JackMeOff’s nipples look ripped – Towleroad

It took me about six eye blinks to realize that this wasn’t a knocked up Selena GomezPopoholic

If American Idol is going to officially stop giving a shit by bringing back past contestants as judges, they need to bring back Rhonetta ICYDK


What a gorgeous hemorrhoid with lips – Reality Tea

Elisabeth Moss believes the Hammaconda is real – Jezebel

Amber Heard is thinking to herself, “Hmmm, I know one of these vampire zombies is going to suck the life out of me later, but I’m not sure which one…” – Popsugar

This South Korean model and Daryl Hannah must have the same plastic surgeon – OMG Blog

So if I want a giant peen etched into my car, all I have to do is cut this crazy Florida trick off? Tell me where to find her – The Frisky 

It’s a shame One Life to Live isn’t on TV anymore, because Snoop Lion would’ve gotten all the Emmys for this – SOW

This is the closest Tommy Girl will ever get to bare pussy – Just Jared

Stills from the next Planet of the Apes movie confirms that it’s going to be the scariest Planet of the Apes movie ever – I’m Not Obsessed

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