Afternoon Crumbs
Selena Kay Letourneau strikes again! – Hollywood Tuna
So many, “I’d like Charlie Hunnam to Pacific Rim me” jokes, so little time – Lainey Gossip
Robert Downey Jr.’s old Sketchers ad is making me pucker from places I didn’t know I could pucker from – The Berry
Put on your fishnets and get in a prayer circle for Dr. Frank-N-Furter – HuffPo
“Hey, Kristen Stewart, about how many working brain cells do you have?” – The Superficial
Helen Flangan’s chichis look like two eggs in a nest made of pansies – Drunken Stepfather
January Jones is still not going to tell you who bareback boned a surprised baby into her – Celebitchy
Even Hugh JackMeOff’s nipples look ripped – Towleroad
It took me about six eye blinks to realize that this wasn’t a knocked up Selena Gomez – Popoholic
If American Idol is going to officially stop giving a shit by bringing back past contestants as judges, they need to bring back Rhonetta – ICYDK
STUNT QUEENS stuntin’ like STUNT QUEENS at SNL – IDLYITW
What a gorgeous hemorrhoid with lips – Reality Tea
Elisabeth Moss believes the Hammaconda is real – Jezebel
Amber Heard is thinking to herself, “Hmmm, I know one of these vampire zombies is going to suck the life out of me later, but I’m not sure which one…” – Popsugar
This South Korean model and Daryl Hannah must have the same plastic surgeon – OMG Blog
So if I want a giant peen etched into my car, all I have to do is cut this crazy Florida trick off? Tell me where to find her – The Frisky
It’s a shame One Life to Live isn’t on TV anymore, because Snoop Lion would’ve gotten all the Emmys for this – SOW
This is the closest Tommy Girl will ever get to bare pussy – Just Jared
Stills from the next Planet of the Apes movie confirms that it’s going to be the scariest Planet of the Apes movie ever – I’m Not Obsessed