Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 18, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Cezar, the operatic vampire songbird who will screech out Romania’s official song at the Eurovision finals in Sweden tonight.

Shards of broken disco balls, rhinestone-covered swan feathers and pink chandelier crystals are blowing through the air in Europe today, because tonight is the Eurovision finals. Eurovision always shows us what Liberace’s gastroenterologist saw during his colonoscopy. It’s full of THEATER, DRAMA and tons of fucking sequins. While I appreciate the Katy Perry-like STUNT QUEEN moves of Finland’s entry (she kisses a chick at the end), my favorite finalist so far is Cezar from Romania.

While wearing one of Adam Lambert’s housecoats, the castrated vampire nightingale hollered out high-pitched musical notes during Thursday’s semi-finals. This is what it sounds like when doves cry:

If all the vampires in Twilight looked and sounded like this, I’d probably be a stage 4 Twihard.

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