Afternoon Crumbs

May 14, 2013 / Posted by:

James Franco’s in GQ Magazine showing off his black belt fisting skills. Teen Mom Farrah doesn’t know whether to close her legs or try to book James for the sequel to her porn – Lainey Gossip

Why is an inflatable green ball with a face trying to nibble on Heidi Klum’s tit? – Drunken Stepfather

When Denise Richards turned down Charlie Sheen’s stack of cash for taking care of twins he just shrugged and said, “More snatch and coke for me then! – Celebitchy

Either Emma Watson’s nipple is really long and skinny or she got a hamburger grease stain on her dress – The Superficial 

Just Jack is on TV again – Towleroad

Porn Iguana or Snookitina or a little of both?- Hollywood Tuna

The morphing of Blair Waldorf and JLo was at the FOX Upfronts – Popoholic

Jimmy Choo wants Nicole Kidman’s feet – Just Jared

LuMann and Aviva might not be in the next season of Real Houseflies of New York CityReality Tea

The look on Tori Spelling’s kids faces says it all – ICYDK

Douche parade and yes, I’d hit them all – The Berry 

Vanessa Hudgens either has a herp sore or one of the paps blew a fart her way – IDLYITW

B. Coop wants a lot of balls on his head – Popsugar

Carrie Underwears isn’t ready to rent her womb out to a baby yet – I’m Not Obsessed

Oh…Brooke Mueller…. – HuffPo

Ling Woo > Sandra Bullock – Jezebel

$950 for a shot glass that looks like an oversized thimble from Monopoly?  – Videogum

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