Afternoon Crumbs

April 9, 2013 / Posted by:

The President of Malawi snatched away Madge’s VIP card after she showed up unannounced and made the poors dance for her. The only thing I have to say is: HAHAHAHAHA  – HuffPo

Halle Berry has a type when it comes to men (hot and insane) and she also has a type when it comes to dresses – Lainey Gossip

Panty Creamer of the Day: Brendon AyanbadejoTowleroad

Here’s David Cassidy’s daughter with no pants on – Hollywood Tuna 

Here’s Ashley Jizzdale with no pants on and no top on – Drunken Stepfather

Here’s Hugh JackMeOff with pants on and a top on, unfortunately, but he’s got wolverines with him! – Jezebel

Next time Amanda Bynes want to smoke on some good shit out in the open, she should wear a red wig so we know it’s her evil twin – The Superficial 

So what lie is falling out of Kim Kardashian’s lie hole today? – ICYDK

This would’ve been the look if Chris Hemsworth wore that vest and nothing else – Popoholic

“Babehs, how are they made?” – Halle BerryCelebitchy

Oh, how I wish that a drunk Lindsay Lohan and a pilled-up Amanda Bynes were driving that golf cart together… – The Berry 

B. Coop and his child beard are in Paris now – Just Jared

Teen Mom Farrah’s mother thinks she’s way too pristine and chaste to do porn – Reality Tea 

The vase wore it better, every time – OMG Blog 

Like Jaden Smith even knows who Shakespeare is – Videogum

Speaking of Shakespeare, didn’t he say that true love always blooms in the aisles of Walmart? – The Frisky 

Katherine Heigl’s powers of annoyance know no bounds, because I even roll my eyes when looking at a picture of her laughing – Popsugar

Rainbow Aurora is like, “Wake me when my name isn’t Rainbow Aurora anymore” – I’m Not Obsessed

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