Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

March 25, 2013 / Posted by:

This is the most unlikely – and shocking – celebrity pairing of the year! We’ll call them Big and Little.

Big supposedly has a steady girlfriend. He used to be good, but he is definitely behaving badly now.

Little is married. She wants everyone to think she is a very good girl, but she is definitely a very bad girl.

Big and Little hooked up in Los Angeles earlier this year during the week of a major awards show. He just couldn’t keep it in his pants. She just couldn’t keep it out of her mouth.

Much more to come on this one. (Blind Gossip)

I’m probably ever layer of wrong and guessing “Rhea Perlman and ASkars” would probably make more sense, but I’m going to say Liam Neeson and Reese Witherspoon? I don’t know if Liam Neeson is still with his girlfriend, but he works as a guess, because he’s big in more ways than one. Exhibit: (NSFW) EVERYTHING. The Hammaconda who?

This must have been a sight to see. Kid’s Choice Awards after party. Two huge tweener stars on a a show that is currently airing. Mid-teens at best and bent over with their knees on the bathroom floor and short dresses riding up while they do lines of coke off a menu from the party. Meanwhile there were five or six other people in the bathroom. (CDAN)

Those coke whores SpongeBob and Patrick Star? But, big deal. Those Nickelodeon tricks are amateurs. I’m sure as this was going on, two Disney hos were shooting heroin into Mickey Mouse’s eyeballs as Daisy Duck smoked crack through her butt in the corner. 

In a survey of celebrity coke users, the consensus is that if you are ever wanting to hang out with another celebrity because of their coke stash, this former A list reality star and now C- list celebrity who thinks of herself always as A list has by far the best coke anyone has ever tried. It is one of the reasons that other actors and actresses and celebrities never really said bad things about her. They didn’t want to be cut off. Yes, it is supposedly really that good. (CDAN)

Parasite Hilton? But those bags of white dust she gives them isn’t coke. It’s her toxic coochie dandruff. Suckers. 

This A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee who spent one weekend night talking to women in a bar. When they approached him, he asked each what they would be willing to do for $1000. Apparently one of them answered the way he wanted because he invited her to sit down and then left the bar with her a short time later. (CDAN)

Leonardo DiCaprio? My guess is that the bar chick told Leo that for $1,000, she’ll dress up in a fancy gown, stand at an imaginary podium and say the words, “And the Oscar goes to Leonardo DiCaprio!” The Oscars hate him and he’s not going to win one in real life, so he might as well win one while role playing with a call girl. 

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