Morrissey Is Probably Going To Retire Soon
Prince William and Duchess Kate's #1 fan Morrissey is down and out in Mexico after he was rushed to the hospital with internal bleeding and stayed there for five weeks. Morrissey has been struck down with the sicks for a while now and he says he was recently hospitalized for five weeks because of a bleeding ulcer, pneumonia and a throat condition called Barrett's esophagus. Morrissey plans to rest in Mexico and he's considering retiring so he can focus on his true passion: being the head boss of a gum-selling ring in Tijuana. Morrissey was kind of born to yell at kids to sell more chicles on the streets of Mexico.
Because Morrissey isn't doing so well right now, he's canceled his entire North American tour and is thinking about ending his singing career. During an interview with Mexican radio station Reactor 105.7 (via HuffPo), they asked Morrissey if all these health problems are making him consider retirement and he said, "I have been cautioned to, but it's difficult for me because it's very ingrained in me. It almost became absurd the number of things that happened to me, but everything just attacked me at once. The double pneumonia -- everything was really a result of the fact I had lost so much blood, so the immune defenses were very, very low and couldn't cope with anything, so therefore the slightest gust of wind and I would have a terrible cold."
Somewhere in Buckingham Palace, THE QUEEN is softly caressing her corgis while a smug smile of victory appears on her face, because after weeks upon weeks of making one of her slaves (aka Fergie) sneak into Morrissey's kitchen to sprinkle arsenic powder on his uncooked quinoa and kale chips, her mission has finally been accomplished. Morrissey's cunt genes will really explode when he finds out that THE QUEEN bought that arsenic powder with her dole money. Bleehehehehehehhehe!
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Barrett's esophagus is a condition in which the tissue lining the esophagus, the muscular tube that connects the mouth to the stomach, is replaced by tissue.Barrett’s Esophagus
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Morrissey is retiring from being a whiny little cunt?
His diet is making him ill. He sounds like a total fucking drag. No sex, no steaks, lots of pretentiousness, and tons of illnesses. I'll pass.
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MK -- my avie of the Queen stroking a Corgi has been burned into your conscience!!
He used to be a great musician but his big mouth has ruined that. The man is a righteous idiot.
"......so therefore the slightest gust of wind and I would have a terrible cold."
really? So gusts of wind are causing colds now? I'm assuming you would have to be downwind of a school nurse's office.
who's the suffering fool idiot now Morris?
I'm glad to see some Morrissey love from you guys. Not sure why I would have doubted you all.
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DUDE. I used to have that very same GO AWAY mat! I got it at Bed Bath & Beyond, no joke!
I've recently really gotten into the Smiths. Morrissey has such a beautiful voice and was a hot, hot piece back in the day. Mmmm mmmm
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noooooooo... moz is my favorite punk and i hope he recovers soon.
No shade for Mozza, he's made amazing music during his career. He's apparently so pugnacious about the veggie lifestyle, though, that he makes his bandmates and supporting acts abstain from meat when on tour with him. I'm all for living your beliefs but there comes a point when it's ridiculous to force everyone around you to live the same way.
I asked Hit Girl what she thought of Morrissey and she didn't mince any words:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Buxj7-4YLXw
Morrissey has never suffered fools gladly. For serious bitchery, watch some of his interviews from the eighties. Dude has a beautiful, unique voice, writes great lyrics, and was a member of one of the best bands evah. No shade.
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ALL U NEED IS AN OILBURNER A BIC LIGHTER A WINDPROOF LIGHTER A CAN OF BUTANE AND A FAT SAC. He probably has aids
Wasn't he one of the original Queen Haters? http://youtu.be/ThrkJKxRNXo
if the doctors told him start eating some animal protein or keep getting sick - what would he do?
I think someone may have spayed and or neutered him.
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Submitted by winniwins on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 2:01pm.
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In my late teens I was guilty of having the down souths for him. No longer. He took the hair from Elvis who took it from
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Age is a bitch, which is why I dread it. Plus, I have a feeling I would go nuts listening to him bitch about the royals/animals and everything really. But DAYUM he was fine.
And "There is a light that never goes out" and "This Charming Man" are awesome songs!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 1:33pm.
This is how Morrissey use to look.
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/12197849/Morrissey%2Bhi_1988_vivah...
10/10 would bang.
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In my late teens I was guilty of having the down souths for him. My father ruined him for me.I was brooding in my room while listening to Girlfriend in a Coma. He sat on my bed and said " Girlfriend in Tacoma I know, I know, has Syphillis? Why do you listen to this crap?"
Love him, despite (or because) of his cunty ways. Got to see him this fall, and he sounded great.
Hope he gets better to regale us with foolishness soon!
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Damn. Burn/desire set in. He was a mix of Brando/Elvis.
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Right? On top of making some awesome music with The Smiths/solo work.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 1:33pm.
This is how Morrissey use to look.
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/12197849/Morrissey%2Bhi_1988_vivah...
10/10 would bang.
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Damn. Burn/desire set in. He was a mix of Brando/Elvis.
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This is how Morrissey use to look.
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/12197849/Morrissey%2Bhi_1988_vivah...
10/10 would bang.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Something about the multitude of maladies and quickness of onset is totally suspect. MI6
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. *caprica six was/is here*
I've always liked this cranky bitch. Love his music, both with The Smiths and solo.
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I love him for his grumpy cat ways, but he should Nevah try to cross the Queen's corgis. He will lose every time.
Get better.
Someone remembered my love of Morrissey. *Grins and humms the tune to Suedehead*
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Good for the miserable old bastard. Now he can undergo a sex change, call himself Morrigana and be happy... maybe.
This guy always makes me roll my eyes to infinity.
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Say what you will about Morrissey, but he puts on a damn good concert.
Feel better senor.
Submitted by winniwins on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:33pm.
Leave it to Morrissey to not only suffer from pneumonia but "double pneumonia." He hates the queen because he's jealous of the title.
LOL!
Leave it to Morrissey to not only suffer from pneumonia but "double pneumonia." He hates the queen because he's jealous of the title.
"Morrissey's cunt genes will really explode when he finds out that THE QUEEN bought that arsenic powder with her dole money. Bleehehehehehehhehe!"
LOL MK!! Christ I love you.
Poor Moz, that's some tough shit.
DianaDeath, I wont be able to drive near East Los because of the wailing.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Lol, for realz!
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GG, and they have gills cos of it raining every day, sad bastards. So glad I was born in the Ozarks y'all!
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ElB, dont forget they have to pay a tax to have a tv!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 11:37am.
Limeys are always miserable and they talk funny!
oooh ooh oooh and their fake asses always try to use spanish names when they write gossip blog comments! i declare WAR!
Yeah AND they always eat fish n chips and spotted dick and drink tea with their pinkies up! Dang!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 11:37am.
Limeys are always miserable and they talk funny!
oooh ooh oooh and their fake asses always try to use spanish names when they write gossip blog comments! i declare WAR!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ Submitted by Latex Jungle on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 11:10am.
Me too - I have to go in for scopes every few years. So far so good!!!!!
My daughter and I went to see him in October. His voice was great. The Smiths were one of the best bands of all time. Viva Morrissey!
I could give two shits about Morrissey; never thought he was anything special. If nothing else, he should probably just take a rest.
I LOVE singing/music, but if doctors were telling me to retire or risk f'ing myself up for life, I would listen.
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Maybe eat a fucking steak every once in a while you meekly twat.
Kumbaya, bitch.
one thing about dlisted, i learn more about medical conditions than i ever thought i would ~googling Barrett's esphogus~.
submitted by jelliebean on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 11:15am.
A "throat condition"
Yeah, he can't sing.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 11:13am.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 11:08am.
I have have the same "not welcome " mat at my door but it doesn't work. People stil keep coming to my house;-)
easy fix:
1. car in garage
2. no windows in garage door
3. when visitor's car pulls up, turn off the music and/or tv and run to back rooms of house
4. ignore doorbell
5. peacefulness
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Foxxy, you are a pro at the NOT WELCOME, NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
Haha. I especially dislike people popping in on me unexpectedly. How rude! Thank for the tips.
Can't tell you one song of his.
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So many people have tried to get me into The Smiths over the years after they looked at my collection and made an assumption, and it's just never worked; having said that, same thing happened with The Big Lebowski, and it was only when I watched it without *trying* to like it that I actually liked it. As for Morrissey being a raging knobhead: a friend of mine met him and he was exceedingly obliging towards her. Not that this proves anything, but I don't think he is as angry as he seems - he's just vocal about it when he is. Which is healthier than bottling it up.