Justin Bieber Miraculously Recovers After Collapsing On Stage In London
Justin Bieber really is a musical genius, because he knows that Janice Joplin is really underrated and way more talented than Janis Joplin. We should never question his tastes again.
Proving once again that toddlers can't handle their weed, Justin Bieber collapsed on stage in London tonight after he had trouble breathing. If Justin would pull up his pants, he wouldn't trip and collapse on the damn stage. But anyway, E! News says that during his show at London's O2 Arena tonight, the Canadian Beanie Baby had to dramatically run off stage. After a few minutes, the Biebs' manager Scooter Braun (I still can't believe that's a name that exists in this world) told the Beliebers that he couldn't breathe and was getting oxygen from the EMTs. (insert your oxygen thief jokes here) Surprisingly enough, the Beliebers didn't jump the stage to run to his dressing room to give his cooch-to-mouth resuscitation.
All the Beliebers waited and cheered his name. After about 15 minutes, Justin, being the Canadian Jesus that he is, rose up above and went on with the show. Once the show ended, he went to the hospital where he took this picture that is making my eyes dry heave. Well, at least Justin Bieber changed up his facial expression for this picture. Usually he's making an "I said just the tip!" face and this time he's making a "my butt's too sore to lie on" face.
Some people are saying that this is all just a STUNT QUEEN move from the Biebs to get sympathy after he got booed for showing up late to his show on Monday night. For a quick second, I thought to myself, "Would a ho really fake falling and not being able to breathe just to get some good PR?" But then I remembered that I did the same thing on a weekly basis to get out of going to class in junior high class.
(Pic via Instagram, where the comments are a mess)
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Isn't it amazing how brave you can be when you know you have two bodyguards on your payroll - self-indulgent little brat. And pulling that "can't breathe" stunt to regain his fans' sympathy is a new low.
As Lainey says, 75% of child stars end up Lohaned and f'cked and Bieber is in the thick of it.
Skinny lil doosh. "Fuckin' lil cock!!" LOL
I can't look, I'm scared pedo-bear is gonna run up on me if I look.
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Since when did it become acceptable to use the word lesbian as a slur? There are at least 3 comments here that do.
Love the TMZ comment: JACKY4U
biebs said... "Dont make me slap you with my purse!"
He has the PMS something awful.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 11:40am.
LMAO this video! I love the PAP!!!!
He looks like a grumpy little toddler that needs a good old fashion time out ahahaha!! London is just NOT his town.
LMAO this video! I love the PAP!!!!
http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/08/justin-bieber-fight-photog-bouncers-london...
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"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
12 years old and covered in enough shitty tattoos for a hundred lifetimes.
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Well, we don't need the prayer circle for him any
longer. TMZ has a video of Bieber up and about and wanting to fight with a pap. It is priceless, like being attacked by a puppy. I have been playing it over and over. All he needs is David Beckham's helium voice.
Question: When Bieber was walking around London with no shirt. Isn't it COLD in London this time of year? His bodyguards in the video are only wearing t-shirts.
I wish Justin's other testicle would decend. I know he's 19 but something is not right about that chest.. gross.
It'd be funny to start a cum-stomach-pump rumor on whatever sites his fans frequent.
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Oh, HOLD UP! Vintage Menudo (a la "Subete a Mi Moto" and "Quiero Rock") kicks the utter living shit out of this bitch. Thank you.
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LOL Greg Kelly said this morning that he looks like he's about to pull his pj bottoms down, LMAO
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by PinkPostIt on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 9:33am.
What? No IV? PR Stunt FAIL!
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Perhaps he just needed his colon cleansed?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Did Twink Bieber's and Kelly Osbourne's management teams take the same Open University one night course on how to gain sympathy and publicity with the old "I'm working so hard that I dehydrated myself and passed out ploy"? C'mon you leeches and parasites, you have got to be more creative and original.
Buddy its JANIS Joplin
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canada...i'm begging you...come and get this twink, already...
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What? No IV? PR Stunt FAIL!
I saw this morning Forbes listed him as entertainment's biggest money maker last year. Vomit.
Kat Von D is 31?
By the way she acted I always thought she was in her early to mid twenties.
Bad period cramps can be a bitch, sistah.
Now that he and Kelly Osbourne have fainted, we're just waiting for Taylor Swift to complete the trifecta.
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Submitted by Glambert on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 12:36am. He needs to 'Corey Haim' himself soon so I can make death date bets when he soon becomes washed-up!
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God! That'll take forever!
Lesbian, please!! Looks like all the sizzurp, weed and dirty sprite caught up with her! LOL! Won't be long now!
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
exactly. totally got a narcan shot. puking like that. totally sucking down the sweet nectar that is called tussinex.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
can't wait for this punk ass bitch to go away.
He's looking very Vanilla Ice in that picture. Hope his career ends up the same as Robbie Van Winkle's.
What's the scenario where you're lying in bed purportedly listening to music, and you ask someone near you "Hey, take a picture of me so I can post it online."
It's obviously narcissistic, but what does the picture-taker think? Ugh.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 7:11am.
an easily recovered from medical "emergency" seems to be the newest publicity stunt of untalented people with publicists
we have The Kuntrashians to thank for ruining it for future stunt queens. Now they're gonna have to step up their game and actually die for us to care.
Submitted by richardsimmons on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 1:37am.
His downfall will definetly be one of epic proportions...one of his douche homeboys crashed his car at some liquor store in L.A. today and basically did a hit and run (according to TMZ--yeah, I know)http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/07/lil-twist-wrecks-justin-bieber-fisker/
Looks like a really swanky liquor store too. Baby Jezuss' fall from grace is unfolding very nicely I see. Did anyone see his manic tweets from the other night? He is losing it for realz.
Janis is was a badass, you're just an ass.
an easily recovered from medical "emergency" seems to be the newest publicity stunt of untalented people with publicists
what a poser and faker -- chimpmunk face has suddenly discovered "Janice" too. You claim to be all about the music yet you put out shit.. yeah. right. ok then..::eyeroll::
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/vanessa-hudgens-boho-cos...
Submitted by illuminaupolis: "Janis Joplin? pffft. More like some vintage Menudo."
Hahahaha!
Before I got to the last paragraph, my brain screamed "Stunt Queen"!! Great minds, MK, great minds...
I bet he likes Jimmy Hendricks, too.
I can't wait until this little pussy goes into full-on meltdown. It's going to be epic!!!
"Janice Joplin" - ahhaha Art Deko, Sandalbar Ali, Luckiano Panzeroti and Ned Zeffelin. *smdh*
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Well, at least he's not wearing those fugly diaper- harem pants in this picture. At least that.
*oops*
I can just see it all in my minds eye how he prepared for this photo,slowly rolling down his pants,fidgiting with the creases,pulling up his underwear band, lifting up his arm so his chest looks wider,and smooshing up his bicep,rising up slightly from the bed to harded his little abs,and then that frekin smirk. He probably went through 3 or 4 choices before settleing on "whats that one chicks name?,you knoooow,kinda raspy voice,sang whole lotta love" and after a couple of shout outs from his crew he settled on janice. I too think it was a sympathy move.
I bet he really digs Jimmy Hendrix too. And The Smiths - you know, the band Jim Morrissey made after he left The Doors?
Maybe he really did mean "Janice", maybe he meant the one from the muppets. Her last name good be joplin too.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
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Submitted by Justa Tipin on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 12:56am.
If this kid didn't know Janis from Janice, there's no way in hell he's down with Exene and John Doe. I'm sure it's some dumb BS that I won't even begin to speculate its meaning
You're probably right. But he does feel like the Kurt Cobain of his generation.
His downfall will definetly be one of epic proportions...one of his douche homeboys crashed his car at some liquor store in L.A. today and basically did a hit and run (according to TMZ--yeah, I know)http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/07/lil-twist-wrecks-justin-bieber-fisker/ . I cannot even begin to imagine how FUCKED in the head you would be to have experienced millions and millions of dollars, no limits, no curfew, whatever you want etc by age 16. We all hate him now but imagine the HELL that his life will be by peaking at 17 (well these are the things I try to comfort myself with when I read about this absolute piece of shit, uneducated asshole). I see him headlining gay pride parades in the next few years and then hooking up with LMFAO or One Direction for a "reunion" tour and his bloated face will be all over some 5th rate local news show sweating and blacked out...
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Those aren't tighty whities, those panties covering his vagina.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
The start of his down fall is happening a lot sooner than I expected.
Stoney - the Officer's brat in me says "tighty whiteys."
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the hospital visit's to gain sympathy from his tween fan base. the Jan-eece Joplin cd is to try and win appeal from their parents.
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 11:16pm.
I liked my dad's Hank Sinatra
"End well: this is
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 9:33pm
If this kid didn't know Janis from Janice, there's no way in hell he's down with Exene and John Doe. I'm sure it's some dumb BS that I won't even begin to speculate its meaning, but I'm pretty sure it's not that. If it is....I'll eat my hat or some other outdated saying illustrating the lengths I'll go to to rectify my wrong.
And this PR stunt to make up for the other night is as subtle as a ton of bricks.