Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 6, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Christine Cromwell (as played by Jaclyn Smith) from ABC’s mysteries series Christine Cromwell, which lasted about as long as a rhinestone’s sparkle.

In the late 80s, ABC was all about mysteries and Christine Cromwell was one of the shows, along with the reboot of Columbo (???), that took turns showing on Saturday nights. Christine Cromwell was a high society attorney who was as glamorous as Alexis Carrington’s queef and as sophisticated as a burp out of a poodle’s butt. Christine Cromwell was truly the Detective La Toya of her time, because she also got into solving mysteries when she wasn’t defending the elite in court. She was what you would get if a brunette Krystle Carrington got a concussion and woke up thinking she was a cross between Jessica Fletcher and Jennifer Hart.

Since hos in 1989 just were way too behind to fully appreciate Christine Cromwell’s mysterious sophistication, the show was murdered after 4 episodes. But it lives on with this hot intro:

That intro is so damn classy that it makes you feel like your asshole is made of cashmere.

(For Lahoma)

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