Hugo Chavez Is Dead

March 5, 2013 / Posted by:

Hugo Chavez died of cancer at the age of 58 in Venezuela and that’s your cue to stick a pair of plugs in your ears, because Sean Penn is going to throw a black lace mourning veil over his face and wail as he throws himself on top of the coffin. Bitch is going to give the melodramatic abuelita performance of all melodramatic abuelita performances.

And you probably didn’t read anything I typed, because you were too busy pointing at the picture while saying, “Look, it’s a silly bird in a red beret!”

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