For the past 40 years, Hugh Hefner has gone through dozens of blonde hos, several wives, hundreds of wet nurses and he’s probably shed his lizard skin at least 1,000 times, but there’s one thing in his life that hasn’t changed and that’s his personal secretary and right hand woman. Mary O’Connor was Hugh Hefner’s personal secretary for 40 years and now she’s in heaven giving love advice to the slutty blonde angels.
Last night, a single tear drop fell into Hef’s tapioca pudding pack as he tweeted about the passing of his main confidante.
“Mary passed away today. We loved her more than words can say.”
Mary was in her 80s and had been in the hospital with the sicks for a while. Mary held down the office in the Playboy Mansion for a million years and worked for Hef even longer. Mary was regularly on Girls Next Door and she was the heart of the Playboy Mansion. She was a fresh, innocent, sweet flower in a garden full of whores.
Mary is now up in the heavens with Captain Bob. Yes, Captain Bob floated up to heaven too. Hugh Hefner is outliving them all. Hugh Hefner will outlive us all. Rest in peace, Mary.