Afternoon Crumbs
If Buffalo Bill finished that female skin mask, it would probably look a lot like Courtney Stodden in these pictures – Hollywood Tuna
Lily Allen popped out another daughter and gave her the name of a spinster from the old west – Lainey Gossip
Megan Fox’s thoughts are too profound and important for Twitter – The Superficial
Andrew Rannells is a gold star gay and I’m barely a tattered bronze star gay – Towleroad
Mimi only eats purple things three days a week (insert Barney cum joke here) – Celebitchy
They used all the Photoshop on Stephanie Seymour’s face – Drunken Stepfather
Beyonce and Destiny’s red-headed stepchildren will perform at the Super Bowl – The Berry
How did Vanessa Hudgens not getting arrested for disturbing eyeballs by wearing those UGGs? – Popoholic
Jennifer Lawrence and the boy from About a Boy broke up – Just Jared
This story is way more interesting if you read the headline as “FIGHT FOR THE PUBES!” – I’m Not Obsessed
This list of the best failed TV shows of the 80s is nothing without The Charmings – The Awl
Is the Kelly & Sharon Osbourne vs. Lady CaCa feud going to end with Ozzy biting CaCa’s head off on stage? – ICYDK
Jason Trainwreck wrote a really nice resignation letter for Brit Brit – Popsugar
What was the most exciting thing to happen to Andy Warhol? – Kelly Green Blog
The only thing better than Ryan Gosling handing out free Girl Scout Cookies is Ryan Gosling handing out free Girl Scout Cookies while all the way nekkid – The Frisky
I’ll have four slices of both, please – Jezebel
Remembering the TRL Tour (gone too soon) – Buzzfeed
Not pictured: The team of CalTrans workers who have to fix the pot holes that Wonky McValtrex creates every time she steps – Celebslam