Afternoon Crumbs

January 11, 2013 / Posted by:

If Buffalo Bill finished that female skin mask, it would probably look a lot like Courtney Stodden in these pictures – Hollywood Tuna 

Lily Allen popped out another daughter and gave her the name of a spinster from the old west – Lainey Gossip 

Megan Fox’s thoughts are too profound and important for Twitter – The Superficial 

Andrew Rannells is a gold star gay and I’m barely a tattered bronze star gay – Towleroad

Mimi only eats purple things three days a week (insert Barney cum joke here) – Celebitchy

They used all the Photoshop on Stephanie Seymour’s face – Drunken Stepfather 

Beyonce and Destiny’s red-headed stepchildren will perform at the Super Bowl – The Berry 

How did Vanessa Hudgens not getting arrested for disturbing eyeballs by wearing those UGGs? – Popoholic

Jennifer Lawrence and the boy from About a Boy broke up – Just Jared

This story is way more interesting if you read the headline as “FIGHT FOR THE PUBES!” – I’m Not Obsessed

This list of the best failed TV shows of the 80s is nothing without The CharmingsThe Awl

Is the Kelly & Sharon Osbourne vs. Lady CaCa feud going to end with Ozzy biting CaCa’s head off on stage? – ICYDK

Jason Trainwreck wrote a really nice resignation letter for Brit BritPopsugar

What was the most exciting thing to happen to Andy Warhol? – Kelly Green Blog

The only thing better than Ryan Gosling handing out free Girl Scout Cookies is Ryan Gosling handing out free Girl Scout Cookies while all the way nekkid – The Frisky 

I’ll have four slices of both, please – Jezebel

Remembering the TRL Tour (gone too soon) – Buzzfeed

Not pictured: The team of CalTrans workers who have to fix the pot holes that Wonky McValtrex creates every time she steps – Celebslam

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