But What Does The "LD" Stand For?
It's the end of the year so all the whores in Pimp Mama Kris' stable are working hard to meet their yearly quota of photo-ops. So that's why Scott IsADick and the slow Kardashian, wearing Mrs. Roper's old lounging pants, took their two kids to the beach for a little bonding time with the paps. No, I won't judge your gross, shameless ass for staring hard to see if you can make out Scott's peen print. I will let the Sky God judge you for that since lusting after one of his enemy's whores is a sin!
Scott Disick is wearing an eye patch now, because he made the mistake of walking into the Kartrashian family kitchen one day completely sober and without tinted safety goggles on. Bruce Jenner was there and it's natural human instinct to stab yourself in the eye with a kitchen knife after seeing Bruce Jenner's face first thing in the morning. It happens. So that's why Scott is wearing an eye patch and since he's fancy, he had it monogrammed. But what does "LD" stand for? Here's some of my guesses:
- Lord Douchebag
- Little Dick
- Loves Dingleberries
- Living Diaper
- Lucifer's Darling
- Licks DaButt
And on and on and on... I can do that all day. And you know what Penelope can do all day? Throw her mom a side-eye for putting that scarf or pillowcase (or whatever) on her head.
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LD = Learning Disability
...or Lieutenant Dan?
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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He probably has pink eye. I wasn't distracted altho well played mr. Dick
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He's pretentious, so I'm going with La Douche.
Why is the slow one wearing...pants? while the baby's in a short-sleeved onesie? The pediatrician always told me to dress my kids like I'd dress myself, so as not to over-heat (or frostbite) them.
You KNOW it's a sad ass muthafuckin' world we live in when I regrettably state that the one from this Klan I can tolerate the most is Mr. Disick!
*stabs self*
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I'll bet Kuntney is hiding Penelope's ginormous unibrow under that pirate cap. Wouldn't be suprised because Danny Devito Jr. (Mason) inherited the Kuntrashian gorilla gene.
Loser Douche
Leach Dick
Loath Dignity
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Learning Disabled?
"This world is a whore."
Submitted by KA on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 7:00pm.
i'm sorry but yes im going to judge you if you watch this shit. you keep it alive. you keep these people around, and the rest of us dont want them here.
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KA speaks the damn truth.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
I hate peepee pinchers. This guy is a total douche. But he fits right in with the Kartrashians.
Oddly enough, he does look sorta hot *gets struck by lightning bolt* ... until you scroll down and see him scratching his nuts. loolollol
LD stands for LOVES DICK, of course! ;p
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I would like to see him make it with Rob K.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
One of my coworkers loves the Kartrashians. I am entertaining the possibility of cornering her in the back room and pummeling her for that very reason.
Scott is ugly because his personality is cocky and ugly. And their baby looks like a giant potato.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 5:52pm.
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 5:37pm.
is it bad that I think he looks totally hot in that main pic? Maybe his eyes aren't symmetrical so if you cover one he looks a lot better, that's the reason lots of tricks look better with sunglasses on.
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Yes, it is, but you're not alone. I too find Scott "The S is Silent" Disick totally bangable. Even in this douchtastic pirate incarnation.
*sits with you in satan's waiting room*
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That's it...you two...out. Turn in your DListed Horz cards at the door.
:D
Okay, I hate to admit this, but Penelope is such a cute name.
That guy is such a D BAG! Ewww...to have that as a father. What a shame.
Lethal Dose
He's kind of hot even though he's a massive douche
I'm ashamed that I know the probable answer but its most likely Lord Disck or however you spell his name. On one episode of Keeping Ryan Seacrest on the Devils nice list, aka the kardashians, Scott bought a lordship in london.
*hangs head in shame*
Le Douche.. B/c he's a fancy fucker
Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 5:41pm.
I thought he looked hot for a quick second! I must purify my brain with videos of baby kittens with squashy faces falling asleep!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Large Douche
Lice Dick
CokeyBloke, I agree 100%. and do I hate myself for admitting it!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Can't stand these fools when will they go away???
PEPPER WHERE ARE YOU?????
Le Dick cause he is thaaat fancy....
Le Dick - cause he is thaaat fancy....
God love me, but that shithead looks hot in the top picture.
Wow - I wasn't even looking for LD but I was just ovr at Sui's Burn Book and there he is (Nov 27 entry):
http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/
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snark is good.
learning disability
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snark is good.
How dare MK insult our Luci this way :p.
RESPECT THE SKETTI AND RESPECT THE PURTY!
- Submitted byTigerlilly on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 8:54pm.
The douche is strong with this one.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by KA on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 7:00pm.
i'm sorry but yes im going to judge you if you watch this shit. you keep it alive. you keep these people around, and the rest of us dont want them here. isn't there a good book you could read instead? you know, do something with your brain instead of killing off brain cells watching kardassian shit? this family is disgusting. lord douchebag is right.
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WHERES THE LIKE BUTTON!!!! MK!!!!!!!!! WE NEED A LIKE AND HATED IT BUTTON LIKE ON FACEBOOK (LIKE) THE HATED IT BUTTON CAN HAVE THE IN LIVING COLOR DUDES ON IT.. I GIVE THAT 2 SNAPS IN A Z FORMATION HONEY!!!!
KA, I like you :) fuck a kardashian and fuck a watcher of the bitch ass kartrashians!!!! We need to boycot until they bring back classic shows like Martin, Living Single, Chappelles show, Married with children, In living color.. and so on.
Um what's with the unnecessary rage, KA? Meow! I actually do read. A lot. I'm smart, successful and I like to relax by watching shows I find entertaining. I like a lot of shows, and if one of them happens to be the Kardashians, then who the hell cares? I'm also pretty sure that whether I watch them is not going to dictate whether they stay on air. I would like to think I have that much power, but, sadly, I do not.
Mason is fug, but Scott is fuggier. Penelope is cute, and I love her name. My 10 month old daughter's name is Cordelia, and I am a sucker for old(er) names.
i'm sorry but yes im going to judge you if you watch this shit. you keep it alive. you keep these people around, and the rest of us dont want them here. isn't there a good book you could read instead? you know, do something with your brain instead of killing off brain cells watching kardassian shit? this family is disgusting. lord douchebag is right.
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Submitted by salacious on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 4:30pm.
Has anyone seen this?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hyvesredactie/15-gifs-that-proof-lord-disick-is-...
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LOL at #13
Only slightly ashamed to admit that I know the answer - Lord Disick. On a trip to London he became a Lord. Yes, I watch the Kardashian shows and that is why I know this. Don't judge me.
Cabbage Patch baby.
I'm going to go with MK's suggestions of
- Lord Douchebag AND
- Lucifer's Darling
despite all those excellent choices he provided. :)
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 4:17pm.
annobanano, MJT & PSL -- Mason is an ugly little werewolf, isn't he? Kid needs a fucking haircut. One of my friends says he looks like an even tinier Danny DeVito.
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LOL he does look like a werewolf/DeVito mix. I also think that MiserAlba's kids are on every side of fug. Anyways, when I skimmed over this post I didn't even notice the eye patch i'm so used to their attention-seeking bullshit.
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 6:04pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 5:37pm.
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Ah, well, to each their own. As frequently as he cheats on Kourt, I truly believe you have a legitimate chance of taggin' dat. Enjoy!!
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Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 5:37pm.
Yes, it's bad, it's very bad. Go wash your eyes out with some puppeh or kitteh pix, then look again. You'll see the crusty unshaven bag of douche normally.
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Actually, I think the unshaven part is what's working for him LOL. I saw this before the Gabriel Aubrey story and thought this was him for a quick second, like he was wearing an eye-patch to make his injuries seem worse haha
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 5:37pm.
is it bad that I think he looks totally hot in that main pic? Maybe his eyes aren't symmetrical so if you cover one he looks a lot better, that's the reason lots of tricks look better with sunglasses on.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, it is, but you're not alone. I too find Scott "The S is Silent" Disick totally bangable. Even in this douchtastic pirate incarnation.
*sits with you in satan's waiting room*
Pinch & roll Scott, pinch & roll!
LD stands for Le DOOOOOSH
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 5:37pm.
Yes, it's bad, it's very bad. Go wash your eyes out with some puppeh or kitteh pix, then look again. You'll see the crusty unshaven bag of douche normally.
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is it bad that I think he looks totally hot in that main pic? Maybe his eyes aren't symmetrical so if you cover one he looks a lot better, that's the reason lots of tricks look better with sunglasses on.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 3:53pm.
Why do some guys scratch/touch their balls all the time?
Is it a disease or do they just have to constantly remind themselves that it's there?
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Well depending on what your underwear situation is and how hot it is sometimes you need to make adjustments. And the douche is in a swimsuit and let me tell you, if it has one of those mesh linings than you need to adjust it or shit will chafe
I hate all of these people and I feel sorry for the baby.
what the fuck is on the baby's head?
oooo..Lord Douchbag/Living Diaper..I can't decide.
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