Saturday, November 24th 2012

"She Could Be A Farmer In Those Clothes"

Because Chad Kroeger and Carly Rae Jepsen were unavailable, Canada gave the Diamond Jubilee Medal to the last Canadian on this planet who deserves any kind of medal. CTV News says that the Diamond Jubilee Medal is given to Canadians "who have made a significant contribution to a particular province, territory, region or community within Canada, or an achievement abroad that brings credit to Canada." Giving that shit to Kon Kan would've been a better decision. Who was ever in charge of making this decision probably realized they made the worst decision ever when Justin Bieber showed up to the award ceremony looking like if Spanky from The Little Rascals was a character on The Boondocks. There's nothing worse than a cocky toddler in a backwards cap and overalls.

Justin's mother must've been scrubbing the skid marks out of his diaper leggings, because he wore some OshKosh B'Gosh overalls instead. I'm surprised the helmet of silver thread on Prime Minister Stephen Harper's head didn't melt from all of the #SWAG bombs that Justin dropped. And by "#SWAG bombs" I mean the poopies he dropped in his diaper during the ceremony.

Yes, Justin could've dressed up by wearing a tuxedo onesie from Babies 'R Us, but I'm more concerned about how this junior douche keeps putting on the worst in 90s fashions. We should close and lock the door to the 90s fashion vault before The Lesbeaver starts wearing shit from Cross Colours and SKIDS.

And I don't know if that yarn wig on Stephen Harper's head is a work of NO or a work of YES. I'm leaning toward the latter, because it looks like it was made by the same people who make the hair on the Baby Abuelita doll.

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 5:02pm.

He needs to surprise Olivier Martinez.

**mutter paneer out the nose**

Lesbeaver looks so skinny.

Speaking of the Harper's separation, I can't wait to see what the family Christmas card looks like this year. Their 2011 card photo was taken during their 2010 Christmas card photo shoot (scandal!):

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/politics/article/1100881--stephen-har...

Speaking of the Harper's separation, I can't wait to see what the family Christmas card looks like this year. Their 2011 card photo was taken during their 2010 Christmas card photo shoot (scandal!):

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/politics/article/1100881--stephen-har...

This header photo could have been a Caption this Contest pic: "On behalf of all Canadians, thank you for saving our country, time traveling nineties white rapper clown boy."

Mel-Tang's picture

Hi bambam!!

I understand that society has expectations (when it comes to clothing/etiquette/respect), but I have never been one to conform to that type of silliness. To me, it's like saying one person is regarded as being more important than the other, and I can't stand that.

Everyone is equal in my eyes. I truly think people should be able to dress how they feel most comfortable. I find these black tie events and glitzy award shows ridiculous. I think it's all done for show, to outdo each other. Not as a sign of respect. Most of these people probably hate each others guts and talk about one another behind their backs. More often than not, the reason people usually dress up (in Hollywood) is because the event is benefitting some type of charity. I say, why not just give the money you were going to spend on designer threads straight to the cause, and forget the fancy dinner, clothes, decor, etc? Have the party at Chik-Fil-A and call it a day. Lol. The excess that some of these people exhibit is nauseating. So I actually respect Justin for not giving a shit, and being himself. He was there to receive an award for being a kind and generous person, not to impress anyone with his style. If that comes off as douchey, then so be it.

And honestly, if someone told me I had to dress a certain way in order to meet someone else or get an award (and would be turned away if I didn't comply), I would politely decline the invitation.

See, I do have manners. Haha

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Submitted by lilywhiteclass on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 11:56am.

Submitted by KaosAndMe on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 9:46pm.
It's a not so secret in Ottawa that Prime Minister Harper's wife is a lesbian.
Perhaps he was trying to set his wife up with lesbeaver??
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I can't believe that this "hidden in the conservative cabinet" open secret isn't more out there. Canadian mainstream media won't go near this for fear of the wrath of Harper. Please. Stephen and Laureen apparently split years ago. She's rumoured to be shacked up with a female RCMP officer. Laureen Harper and Stevie appear together for "political" reasons. I also find it hilarious that that other closet gay,the asshole John Baird (everyone in Ottawa knows the dude is gay) is Laureen's official date to Ottawa events...whenever Stevie is out of town, eh!

Of course, if the CBC goes near this juicy Parliament Hill tidbit, then there goes some government funding.
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You literally JUST BLEW my MIND!!! For reals? Neocon Harper would tolerate and stomach living with a carpet muncher???
WHOA.

I find most of our media (except CTV/Mop & Pail) don't care and do not report on the romantic lives of our politicians, but I must say...this is juicy!

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 6:56pm.

And who gives a rats ass how he's dressed? He wasn't there for a fashion award. He actually does really good things for people who are sick or less fortunate. Unlike most of the idiots in this world.

I would never give in to societal pressure to 'dress up' for someone who thinks they are better than me or that their shit doesn't stink because of some stupid title they were given. It's ridiculous that anyone would even care what a person wears.

And we wonder why society is so shallow.
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Nooo, you're kidding, right? In the grand scheme of things it's not that big a deal, I agree.

Let's say you find out you're gonna be honored with an award by the President in an official ceremony, say the Medal of Freedom maybe. You call your parents up to give them the good news and you ask them what you should wear or tell them what you're gonna wear. You think they'll say ahhhh, some jeans and a hoodie should be okay?

He got honored by the head of his country, he should've dressed better out of respect for the occasion. Somebody (his mother, maybe?) should've schooled him on what's proper.

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And who gives a rats ass how he's dressed? He wasn't there for a fashion award. He actually does really good things for people who are sick or less fortunate. Unlike most of the idiots in this world.

I would never give in to societal pressure to 'dress up' for someone who thinks they are better than me or that their shit doesn't stink because of some stupid title they were given. It's ridiculous that anyone would even care what a person wears.

And we wonder why society is so shallow.

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I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!

MK, be nice to him!! You know you secretly think he's hot and like his music.

You're all closeted BELIEBER'S!!!!!! :P

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Submitted by lilywhiteclass on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 11:56am.

Submitted by KaosAndMe on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 9:46pm.
It's a not so secret in Ottawa that Prime Minister Harper's wife is a lesbian.
Perhaps he was trying to set his wife up with lesbeaver??
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I can't believe that this "hidden in the conservative cabinet" open secret isn't more out there. Canadian mainstream media won't go near this for fear of the wrath of Harper. Please. Stephen and Laureen apparently split years ago. She's rumoured to be shacked up with a female RCMP officer. Laureen Harper and Stevie appear together for "political" reasons. I also find it hilarious that that other closet gay,the asshole John Baird (everyone in Ottawa knows the dude is gay) is Laureen's official date to Ottawa events...whenever Stevie is out of town, eh!

Of course, if the CBC goes near this juicy Parliament Hill tidbit, then there goes some government funding.
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Well, that does it then.

*stuffing Canadian passport in underwear drawer* *taking out Aussie one and dusting it off*

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ugh. The two worst pieces of crap to ever infect Canada in the same picture. These truly are the end of days - smoke em if you got folks.

There is no way in hell Her Majesty authorised this.

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Harper, who dis woman?
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Ugh, Stephen Harper, the second ugliest man in Canada. Rob Ford, the talking wall of fat who is the Limbaughesque mayor of Toronto, is the ugliest.

WTF Canada? Y'all have some fine ass mens up there. Start putting them out for display once in a while.

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Kon Kan so deserved this more than diaper boy. And Carly Rae is Canadian? Jeebus, the wonders never cease. Waddling Harper is a big ole FUG bowl of NO! Period. So I have to give LezBeebs points for showing up dressed like that! lmao ;p

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So.. those are the biggest overalls from OshKosh B'Gosh I've ever seen. Growing up I had a teddy bear with those exact pants.

I thought at first that Harper was helping to celebrate DykeFest in Canada with their lesbian spokesperson.

Close enough.

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Who in their right mind goes to receive a government award dressed like THAT? What a jerk.

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Submitted by KaosAndMe on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 9:46pm.
It's a not so secret in Ottawa that Prime Minister Harper's wife is a lesbian.
Perhaps he was trying to set his wife up with lesbeaver??
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I can't believe that this "hidden in the conservative cabinet" open secret isn't more out there. Canadian mainstream media won't go near this for fear of the wrath of Harper. Please. Stephen and Laureen apparently split years ago. She's rumoured to be shacked up with a female RCMP officer. Laureen Harper and Stevie appear together for "political" reasons. I also find it hilarious that that other closet gay,the asshole John Baird (everyone in Ottawa knows the dude is gay) is Laureen's official date to Ottawa events...whenever Stevie is out of town, eh!

Of course, if the CBC goes near this juicy Parliament Hill tidbit, then there goes some government funding.

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Errm..Guess overalls are waay more of a fashion statement here

Submitted by Cara on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 11:51pm.

You win the caption contest.

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When I was a kid, my mom COULD NOT make me dress up for temple for the life of her, and I thought dressing up in general was omg like, sooo fake. He's just too young to care or most likely thinks such formalities are for old farts and he is also wearing his stage clothes. Today I don't leave the house without accessorizing and putting on some perfume. A few years from now, he'll dress up for stuff like this, but I say let him be a dumb kid. some kids are stubborn and arrogant, and money and success just makes it worse, but in the end he's not even 19.
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"She could be a farmer in those clothes", ha ha ha ha way represent the Clueless.

The Mac Dad will make you, jump, jump
Daddy Mac will make you, jump, jump
Kris Kross will make you jump, jump

Wow, what a great audience.

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"Justin, do you like movies about gladiators? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Anita Bidet's picture

is this what Canadian rednecks look like?

Miss Stoger this machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen!

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hahahaha, how wrong....is that the baby version of a Canadian Tuxedo?

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 10:36pm.

Boredasfuckyo, thanks for the link! That really soothed my soul! : D
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Chile please, sit your ass down

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Boredasfuckyo, thanks for the link! That really soothed my soul! : D

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Someone told you you sucked!

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.

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Karen Flatts is always a cunt

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HAHAHA Love the Clueless reference MK :)

Justin Bieber is such a dweeb.

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joe shmoe's picture

*groan* Canada's two biggest twerps captured in one frame.

And to whichever poster said that "all of Canada" had voted for JB to get this award: Not True.

A bunch of sweaty, drunken, higher-up bureaucrats were boozing it up in an Ottawa bar and they thought it would be high-larious to give the Biebs this prestigious prize. They set the wheels in motion and then when they woke up hungover the next morning it was too late to stop the dastardly plan they had conceived.

At least that's how I say it went down. Eh.

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 10:02pm.

Why are there no black Friday stories? I was looking forward to them.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 10:02pm.
Why are there no black Friday stories? I was looking forward to them.

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I was wondering the same thing , Owlie.

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Has this little twerp wrapped his Ferrari around a tree yet?

WinterOwl22's picture

Why are there no black Friday stories? I was looking forward to them.

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Submitted by bambam on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 9:39pm.

Billboard keeps a chart strictly geared toward touring, based on receipts. That should certainly keep independent of current trends, given the "nostalgia" factor of many artists/bands (Jimmy Buffett/DMB).

The Billboard 200 (CD's) is directly related to sales, while the Hot 100 singles mixes sales, radio airplay and streaming media. That's where the bias comes - preferring to play JB versus other "worthy" singles.

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"If Spanky from The Little Rascals was a character on The Boondocks" should be the title of his everything. I would just not go to that shit but he wants to show off his latest make-believe clothes. I dislike him more than Chris Brown.

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It's a not so secret in Ottawa that Prime Minister Harper's wife is a lesbian.
Perhaps he was trying to set his wife up with lesbeaver??

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 9:33pm.

Something's gotta make the ride easier. ;-)

I'm hoping to get down that way next weekend - it's my home away from home.

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Submitted by beb on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 9:01pm.

I think the "rules" have completely changed with the advent of digital sales (though Billboard has their criteria as to what constitutes a LP vs. an EP). As far as older artists are concerned, Billboard mentioned that Rod Stewart has an outside chance at #1 this week with his xmas CD - due to his QVC exposure.

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Yeah I took that into account about the digital sales. I still think they could make it work out for all parties involved. Most artists make their real money on tours anyway and even that is partially financed by the record companies. If the artist puts out subpar work, you know eventually word would spread and possibly lose a lot of ticket sales.

Allow say, Stevie Wonder, Prince or Sting to write and produce five songs to put out and promote the hell out of it, you'd have more people coming out to hear the new, really good stuff along with the old stuff. Wouldn't be as profitable as taking their cut from an artist they do everything for except sing the song themselves but they'd still make money.

That would be an addition to their profit margin, I think it would be good business for them. Gotta go walk the doggie y'all, see ya later maybe.

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Beb, your corrections have me cackling on the train.

LAnd as bambam said, even if I had been called to meet George W Bush, I'd have dressed up and been polite and smiling. Just because he's the President. Or was.

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I think if record companies allow older artists to put out say, a four or five song ep, we'd get some really good music from them, not just a few good songs mixed in with some lame fillers in order to make a cd.

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Another plug for Ellie Gouding's latest, "Halycon". WR approved. New video came out the other day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNpBahr49mA

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Submitted by oceanlover998 on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 9:15pm.
...It's official! PSY now has the most watched video on youtube, overtaking Biebs!!!...

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/1292715--psy-s-gangnam-style-v...

lol@"portly rap star"

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Submitted by Daniee on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 4:50pm.

I'm actually far more embarrassed of Stephen Harper.(& John Baird)

** I am there with you Daniee!!!

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...It's official! PSY now has the most watched video on youtube, overtaking Biebs!!!...

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/1292715--psy-s-gangnam-style-v...

...just logged on so apologies if this is old news on this post...

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Submitted by bambam on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 9:01pm.

I think the "rules" have completely changed with the advent of digital sales (though Billboard has their criteria as to what constitutes a LP vs. an EP). As far as older artists are concerned, Billboard mentioned that Rod Stewart has an outside chance at #1 this week with his xmas CD - due to his QVC exposure.

ETA: I would also mention Lionel Richie's success last year.

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Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 7:42pm.

o canada...
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Funny you mention that, Thanksgiving day I saw Ann Wilson of Heart sing our national anthem before an NFL game. Not saying she shouldn't, I just thought it funny hearing a Canadian singing the States national anthem.

@ bebs,

I always thought it isn't fair to older artists to have to release nine, ten songs or more to put out a cd. Artists are like athletes in that they have a period in their careers, a sweet spot, where their creativity is prolific and of high standard.

Then they taper off. Once that happens, athletes can still show flashes of the old brilliance if you put them in the right situation, you know, allow them a small window to shine.

I think if record companies allow older artists to put out say, a four or five song ep, we'd get some really good music from them, not just a few good songs mixed in with some lame fillers in order to make a cd.

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 8:50pm.

Agree on all points. It's so sad, the way she is being used as a teat for so many people. I would love to have her "see the light" and drop a hot pan of grits down her father's pants.

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