Afternoon Crumbs
The laughs and the constipated look of pain on Jennifer Aniston’s face could only mean one of two things: they’re either watching Brad Pitt’s Chanel No. 5 commercial or they’re watching Aniston’s Smart Water viral. Jennifer looks like she just inhaled a whole lot of hobo stank, so I’ll go with the former. – Lainey Gossip
The only douche who I thought could perfectly pull off a Patrick Bateman costume didn’t pull off a Patrick Bateman costume – The Superficial
Joss Whedon is for Mitt Romney (and definitely for sarcasm), but what I want to know is why hasn’t he used some of that Avengers money to buy a dishwasher? – Towleroad
Are we sure Katie Price isn’t just smuggling earth angel Harvey Price in her shirt? – Hollywood Tuna
Kendra Wilkinson is celebrating Whore-o-ween by getting naked. How different of her! – Drunken Stepfather
Alicia Silverstone had her very own gay boyfriend and I hope they watched Spartacus together – The Berry (item #3)
Usher paid $12,000 for a puppy, which is crazy since he only paid $10,000 for Justin Bieber – Celebitchy
Even Doogie Howser celebrates Slut-o-ween by bringing his nips out – Just Jared
Surprise, surprise, nobody wanted to see Halle Berry and Tom Hanks play dress up for three hours – ICYDK
When is Billy Ray Cyrus going to put Miley’s hair out of its misery and then cook it on a shopping cart grill out back? – Popoholic
Mila Kunis ain’t pregnant, she’s just got douche bloat – Popsugar
The Carrie Diaries needs more Mrs. Rojo – OMG Blog
Isn’t this how Sophie Turner always dresses? – IDLYITW
Steve Sanders made another baby – I’m Not Obsessed
So that’s why Justin Bieber freaks out when Selena Gomez brings out the airplane spoon during feeding time – Hollywood Rag
Fame Whores with iPhones – Cityrag
If Gerard Butler stops slutting around and settles down with one ho, the CDC will have to close the department devoted to him. So keep sluttin’, Gerry, jobs are on the line. – Celebslam