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David Leisure, the actor who played Charley Dietz the man whore slut of Miami on Empty Nest!

Empty Nest was not only a spin-off of the most important television show in the history of television, Golden Girls, but the characters were sort of kind of the same. Dr. Weston was the Dorothy (actually, I’m still not convinced that Dr. Weston wasn’t played by Bea Arthur in man drag), Barbara was the Sophia, Carol was the Rose and Charley Dietz was the Blanche (if you sucked all the charisma and tang out of Blanche and replaced it with the ability to annoy every trick in a 100 foot radius). Those who majored in Golden Girls and minored in Empty Nest in college can correct me, but I’m pretty sure Charley Dietz worked as a pilot (but Wiki says he worked on a cruise ship) and he put more miles on his peen than he did on the planes he flew (or the ships he cruised on).

Charley’s job was to be the town man whore and to regularly annoy the pubes off of Dr. Weston’s daughters Carol and Barbara. Charley was scuzzier than dick cheese and more irritating than a cold sore on your anus, but my love for sluts is unconditional, so he was always my second (next to Laverne) favorite character.

David Leisure also used his gift of annoying the shit out of people to sell Isuzus.

I HATED Joe Isuzu. To this day, I refuse to give a handy in an Isuzu* because of Joe Isuzu.

* That’s a lie.