Well, At Least Kristen Stewart Doesn't Have To Cheat With Her Side Piece In Her Mini Cooper Anymore
The Twihards holding 24-hour prayer circles in front of their Robsten altars in the utility closet of their parents' garage worked. Robsten is unbroken (Note: Every time someone types "Robsten is unbroken," Nutty Madam has an O.) But since Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's contract will expire after this Twatlight mess ends, she didn't move back into his house. KStew bought her own.
Looking like a comatose sloth on camera has made KStew millions upon millions of dollars and she used some of those millions to buy a 3, 361 square foot, 4 bedroom, 4.5 bathroom house in the Los Felez (typo and it stays) neighborhood of Los Angeles. KStew's $2.1 million house is just a mile and a half from RPattz's $6.3 million house, so it's close enough to his sparkle peen yet far away enough for her to sneak in her side pieces without him finding out. KStew buying her own private slut house is the smartest thing she's ever done.
First of all, that house is ugly. It looks like an El Torito that closed down and was turned into a Chili's. Second of all, why in the world does KStew need four and a half bathrooms? KStew doesn't take a shower, because she keeps clean-ish by letting RPattz lick her dirty pit syrup up with his tongue. She should turn those four bathrooms into four hot boxin' rooms. Third of all, KStew is truly living the American dream, because she may look like a squatter who only drinks sink water from a gas station bathroom and has perfected the art of pissing into a coffee can, but she's the owner of a multi-million dollar home. Don't judge a hobo by her hobo-ness!
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<"With the mexican tile though out the cabinets make perfect sense. Very spanish and Santa Barbara-y looking. Open cabinets are very in.">
Oh, I know what you mean and I just HATE that. I can't imagine putting my dish ware on two open huge spice racks because it's "very in".
Reminds me of when Patsy burned Edina's kitchen in a fire and the damage after and they were discussing redecorating:
Patsy: Well what's wrong with it now?
Saffy: No.
Edina: Wait a minute, Sweetie, maybe this scorched look is....
Saffy: No.
he is oooogggglllyyyy
The house does seem cheap. Someone probably gave her a deal.
It's not the kitchen that knocked down the price. With the mexican tile though out the cabinets make perfect sense. Very spanish and Santa Barbara-y looking. Open cabinets are very in. The McMansion Jersey Shore cabinets with elaborate trim and italian granite countertops are not the thing anymore.
She's growing up. She's got a house of her own. Maybe she'll get a husband of her own too instead of borrowing others.
ISMU tru dat, IDK if it was me I'd just buy that shit@!!!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
The sad fact is for every person who knows this relationship is fake there is some pathetic 13 year-old out there who swears it's a real relationship.
They are both gay!
Snowy- I'd imagine they take a mortgage so they can get the interest deducted on their taxes.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
the house is really nice, except for the kitchen. When rich people buy houses do they get a martgage or just buy it straight out?
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
She actually looks pretty and well groomed in that picture. It's a shock to my senses.
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How is that house only $2.1M? Dead serious. In New England, that house would be $4M On Long Island $5M.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 9:19am.
Agree. That kitchen is shockingly bad. I do have the same dishwasher, though.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Pretty sure I virtually toured this house on Trulio not too long ago. I love fake "house shopping" in LA because the interiors are usually so fucking tacky.
I was wondering why she got it so cheap with that view and I just clicked on the kitchen. It's hideous. She has top notch appliances and they went for "Little House on the Prairie"?
There is seriously no justice in the world when this insufferable bitch can live in a house like that and most of us can barely afford to eat!! I never believed in their fakey fake relationship but even "pretending" to take this washed up gutter snipe back has made me lose the 1/10th of the respect I ever had for him. Can't wait for this Twatlight shit to be over!!!
She must really like brown.
Gosh these 2 bore me to death. Just their faces are the epitome of the word blah. Even a cheating scandal couldnt make me care about these 2 duds. I should get their faces tattooed to the inside of my eyelids so I could actually get some sleep
Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 10:29pm.
I dunno about that. Cronenberg really liked working with him and has signed him on to at least one more project.
( I knows some Toronto tv & film peeps! ; ) )
I reviews for this film were mixed but were positive just for the acting. I have yet to see it. It seems like one of those I might need to watch at home just in case I miss smarty details. lol.
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The acting in the film was really good, but if you've read the book you'll probably be disappointed. And like I said, it's very talky, so if you're not familiar with the plot you should most def watch it at home. They talk A FUCKING LOT! I don't really want to say that the film is intellectual, but the book is - and confusing. Also, do yourself a favour and read the poem Report from the Besieged City by Zbigniew Herbert before watching/reading it - it'll help a whole fucking lot. Trust.
If she just bought this house, what makes all you think she decorated it? After her complaining how sacred she is about FB and Twitter, would she show HER house and personal taste to everyone?
She will now start the redecorating process, and then move in.
yeesh.
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And you’ll remind me that I wanted you to kiss me
When we find some time alone
And then we can do anything we want
I don't dislike the house. When I see good things happening to people like them, I wonder what I'm doing wrong. :(
Submitted by mike on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 8:43pm.
No nighttime view pics?
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Hmm... good question Mikey. And now that you mention it, no pics of the main entrance / driveway either.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 11:23pm.
All the money in the world and these celebs can't be bothered to hire a goddamn interior decorator. Why do celebs always have the ugliest houses?
Except Matt Lauer. His Hamptons manse is GORGEOUS.
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Sans, because they all fancy themselves architects and/or expert renovators, and also want to be on some fancy art magazine claiming that they renovated their houses by themselves, don't you know?
All the money in the world and these celebs can't be bothered to hire a goddamn interior decorator. Why do celebs always have the ugliest houses?
Except Matt Lauer. His Hamptons manse is GORGEOUS.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
He can afford to live in a $6.3 million house?!?!? I find that really depressing.
Submitted by kategreensburg on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 9:41pm.
Flipping people off and cussing to impress people isn't "ballsy," it's immature 12-year-old behavior.
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Submitted by justincase on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 10:40pm.
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I noticed about ten years or so ago how characters in movies always seemed to have these huge ass apartments, like somebody playing a bicycle messenger goes home at night to a huge loft apartment, living alone no less. I'd think damn, I need to move there.
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This looks like a nice house- for Kristain Stewshirt TO POOP ON.
And get finger banged all over. Disgust.
"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK
That house is a feng shui DON'T! And is it my imagination or can movie stars buy houses the way the rest of us buy a cup of coffee?
Once she referred to herself as a miserable cunt, she won me over. As a depressive person with a dark sense of humor, I loved her candor and wry wit.
So, I am at long last willing to let her ravish me in the most forbidden ways imaginable.
Submitted by ewe on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 9:45pm.
.... and Rob did a good job. But in a couple of years nobody'll remember who he is.
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I dunno about that. Cronenberg really liked working with him and has signed him on to at least one more project.
( I knows some Toronto tv & film peeps! ; ) )
I reviews for this film were mixed but were positive just for the acting. I have yet to see it. It seems like one of those I might need to watch at home just in case I miss smarty details. lol.
TMZ had more pics of the house and it's hideous on the inside. The photos here are misleading.
She's insufferable as hell and the sooner she goes back to shitty indie movies, the better.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
are the furnishings from 1 9 5 3 ? kinda small and one good quake poof. ;)
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So just 2-3 days after MichaelK moves to California, Kristen Stewart buys a house to settle down there? Hmmm, oh yeah, cuddles.
This is a very ugly house.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 8:43pm.
No nighttime view pics?
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I think the nighttime view would be amazing. My home is filled with windows an I have no window coverings. I love it. During the day the sunlight is wonderful. I wouldn't have it any other way.
The house is ok. I wouldn't mind living there, but I'd make it my own and not just a showroom piece.
Also, I saw Cosmopolis the other day and although the book was way better (as per usual) and they didn't shoot a few crucial scenes (imo) it was a beautiful film, very talky, and Rob did a good job. But in a couple of years nobody'll remember who he is.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 8:23pm.
2 mill is a bargain for that and from an actress of her wealth. Is it sitting on a fault line?
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I was thinking the same thing. 2 Mil is really a steal. Ive seen homes like this with a view and not nearly as structurally new as this one go for over 5 Mil here in (urban or urbanish) Canada. Real Estate is The US has certainly gone to shits.
A 1960s shithole on street level with no frontage is $670,000 at least.
Almost afraid to say this, but, o.k., here it is. I have always had a sneaking respect for Kristen's attitude. She throws the finger, she uses ballsy language in most interviews, and for a (let's admit it) very young Hollywood type, she has handled a lot of tabloid shiz pretty well. Gotta say the same for Pattinson. He had a brief moment as an androgynous model, then gets shoved into a power movie franchise. Not defending bad or commercial behavior, just observing two young actors with no previous Hollywood experience prior to the Twilight fame rocket. Just sayin'.
Ain't their 15 minutes up yet?So sick of both of them! I saw Twilight fro free in college some years ago but neither of them was any good. They need to just go away.
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 8:43pm.
No nighttime view pics?
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I bet the night views are awesome...love the windows too
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Duh! An ugly house showcases KStew's beauty. The publicity shy starlet (cough) wants her groupies to fawn over her, not her house. Smart move!
I like the house but I always worry about the pets. Like next to the pool in the second thumb, if your dog was chasing a ball would it just roll down the hill on the left of the pool?
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House is too good for her. Sure it's generic "Latin" house and lacks a real personality, but unlike her, it's clean and looks quiet.
She should buy a boring white box house with lots of stained secondhand furniture. That's more "her."
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
It's a nice enough house but I don't care about either of these two or where they live.
Submitted by empiregirl on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 8:56pm.
I'm more impressed that she has finally learned how to breathe through her nose. She must have learned that by blowing random dudes.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!
I'm more impressed that she has finally learned how to breathe through her nose. She must have learned that by blowing random dudes.
Wow, what a great audience.
That house is hotter than the two of them combined.
Cripes. These two morons have almost the exact same chins. Kismet!
No nighttime view pics?
Why does KStew suddenly look like Emilie de Ravin?