And So The Wig Yanking Begins!
Keith Urban's got wig burns all over his face today and it's all because he was in the middle of two diva bitches dragging each other back and forth. The producers of American Idol have finally figured out that we don't want to see a bunch of fresh-faced, sappy ass kids sing some dumb Carrie Underwood song in between crying about how hard their life has been. We want to see WEAVES FLYING, which is sort of what happened during auditions in Charlotte, North Carolina today.
TMZ got a hold of a video of Nicki making Hello Kitty her #1 enemy by cursing Mimi out as Keith Urban contemplated whether or not he should just throw himself out that window behind him. The producers had to press the stop button for the day after the toilet baby of Effie from the Hunger Games and Trash Heap nearly punched the rainbows out of the queen of the lambs. I speak fluent cunt, so this is what I heard in that video:
Nicki: “And if you’ve got a fucking problem, handle it. I told them I’m not fucking putting up with your fucking highness over there.”
Mimi: “Oh why, why do I have a three year old sitting around me?”
Nicki “I’m not sitting here for 20 minutes and have you run down your resume everyday.”
Mimi: “I can’t see my kids, because you decided to act like a little crazy bitch and go all around the stage.”
Nicki: “Go see them now, go. You’re boring as shit!”
Apparently, after this, Nicki threatened to knock Mimi out. If this is some STUNT QUEEN shit, then slow clap for the producers for finally giving us a show. If this isn't some STUNT QUEEN shit, then slow clap for the producers for fully knowing that putting those two egos together would end with them scalping each other with their acrylic claws.
Mimi responded to this mess on Twitter with a simple: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
And I'm responding to this mess right here with a simple: YAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!
UPDATE: And here's TMZ's transcript of this beautiful wreck:
Nicki: Get this shit in self control. Get in control. Get in control.
Randy: Settle down, settle down
Nicki: Don't lose your head. Don't lose your head (inaudible). Don't tell me I'm a gangster.
Nicki: (inaudible) every 5 minutes. So every time you patronize me, I'm-ma take it back, and if you've got a fucking problem, handle it.
Nicki: I told them I'm not fuckin' putting up with her fucking highness over there. Figure it the fuck out. Figure it out.
Nicki: I'm not gonna sit here every fucking minute to have you come down and harass me every minute everyday.
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And just like that, American Idol becomes interesting for the first time in YEARS.
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There as bad as each other however I'm team Mariah on this one. The producers knew she was a diva, but Nicky Minge or whatever her name is belongs in the circus next to the bearded lady. I have a feeling under all that make up she is a 50 year old woman. I met Keth Urban once and he was very friendly, posed for pics, I think Nicole was shocked i didn't give her a second look. Nicky needs a bitch slap and Mimi is the one to do it.
Why are people acting like this wasn't expected?
Hearing Mariah sing is ear abuse, and seeing her dressed as a sausage stuffed into spandex is just as abrasive to my eyes.
Thank god she's not been relevant for the past 15 years. If I was Nicki, I'd be sick of her delusional diva ass too - thinking she's had a song on the charts in the past 10 years or something.
Team Nicki on this one, for sure. For those saying Nicki doesn't have talent and saying Mariah has earned her stardom with talent - I'm guessing you prefer screeching runs to hip hop and rap. Nicki's lines in 'Monster' with Jay Z and Kanye were innovative and showed her talent and diversity. I think Nicki is a bit more talented than you guys are giving her credit for, and at least she's relevant and popular in recent history.
Positive K.... love it! that took me back.
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Submitted by purin :
Minaj is a stunt act and Carey is an egotistical diva. But I can see Mariah looking down on Nicki and that probably made her snap.
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Agreed. However, don't we ALL look down on that ghetto muppet, no talent trash ho? And rightfully so.
That pink chicken head sounds like that singer from Positive K (I gotta man). What adult woman sounds like that forcrissakes?
Team MiMi. Poor Keith.
Submitted by seejaneclick on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 9:32am.
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I also work in a female ghetto office environment and deal idiotic shenanigans like this almost every other day. Bitches these days want to play out Days of our Lives in real life or some shit and create problems out of nothing and get offended for the smallest shit.
Ryan Seacrest and the other producers of this shit show are the real villains in all this. They are appealing to the lowest common denominator in a futile attempt to get ratings with this totally staged publicity stunt.
If this is not a publicity stunt, then Mariah Carey fucking sucks for acting the alpha-bitch just cuz another woman is present and Nicki Minaj sucks for playing into Mariah's games. Nicki Minaj also just fucking sucks period.
what's the over/under on Keith turning back to the sauce after this Post-Traumatic Ego Disaster? I don't WANT it to happen, but my money's on 2 weeks.
"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK
This is an easy gig for all involved. Mariah and Keith get to spend more time with their families, and in Keith's case, avoid temptation. They all get to avoid the embarrassment of tickets not selling for concerts during a global economic downturn. And they all get to collect a big check to put up with each other and wannabees. Nicki is a novelty, but Mariah has proven longevity. Mariah is going to win this war no matter what Nicki may think about her.
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American Idol hasn't been relevant for 5 years, Moo-riah hasn't been relevant since '97. Minaj's 15 minutes are almost up. Who cares...
What is that wad of talking cotton candy going on about now? She's been on the scene for about a minute and wants to act like that? smack her.
If Mariah Carey is enough to push you over the edge into crazytown, you got problems, girl.
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Mariah's Diva antics? They had a dispute based on a contestant. Nicki wouldn't know music if Julie Andrews sat on her face. That is why the fight started. One of these women is clearly not qualified to give any opinion what so ever. Case closed.
Minaj is a stunt act and Carey is an egotistical diva.
But I can see Mariah looking down on Nicki and that probably made her snap
Minaj is a flash in the pan, no talent punk ass bitch who needs to be knocked the fuck out. She is not fit to wipe Mimi's ass.
I hope Minaj saves her pennies and doesn't have any family managing her money(like a lot of rappers) because after they steal her blind and her career is in the toilet, she'll just be another has been (and really never was) fading into even more obscurity than she tries to create now.
God I wish AALIYAH was HERE and Nikki Minaj was at the bottom of the ocean.
softness1 - oh yeah, I am completely with you!!! :D
A bitch gets crazy when she has nothing to lose.
Trashy publicity stunt. I'ma blame this all on Seacrest.
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They are both doing a great job! Keep up the good work, bitches.
Although I think this was staged....Team Mimi!!!!!!! She's a bona fide music superstar, whether you like her not and she can chew up and spit Minaj out with no effort. Minaj is a joke and so is her non-career. Go Mimi, go!
I think this is more than a publicity stunt. I believe this is a plot by Mariah's people to get Nicki off the show. Remember, Mariah's friend Randy Jackson was reportedly off the show, but at the last minute, he magically appears on the panel again. I think he's back because Mariah demanded it and everyone knows Nicki is going to get thrown off. Mariah also has nothing to lose by bullying Nicki. Everyone in the recording industry knows Nicki is failed attempt at creating a Black Lady Gaga. Besides, American Idol is family show and Middle America is not going to tune into Nicki's ghetto behavior.
Team Mimi, that bitch earned her spot in the Entertainment business. That fucking pink autotuned Muppet needs to STFU and SIT DOWN. Trashy fish.
Poor Keith. He's just sitting in between that mess, like a true guy. Probably thinking, "I get enuf of this drama at home with my frozen-faced wife and two screaming little girls. Fuck this shit. Where's my beer and Ford F-150?"
This is more entertaining than the actual show (which I have never seen).
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I feel sorry for Urban.
SO much for keeping it professional. This show has zero credibility and SImon is ROFLHAO.
What did the producers expect hiring that ghetto trash Minaj?
American Idol is gunna crash AND burn. not the best way to go out.
OMFG this gives me PTSD because this shit goes on at my job everyday. Bitch ass idiots who bicker all the time. Grown ass women who think they are still in junior high. They are both messessssss.
Mimi has street cred with me bc Eminem has called her out as an alkeeholic with champagne being her magic elixir. Approved
Pink Troll tries so hard to keep her ghetto in check and like her fat rolls, it just keeps popping out. But I give her props for sticking up to a faded diva.
Team Keith Urban.
I think I fell in love with Nicki. Mariahs diva antic got old
Oh and for those who are all on Mariah. In Mariah's day she got famous for having a skill. People wanted to be singers and became famous more so for being good at it
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True, but wee still had Paula Abdul cutting albums, Lisa Lisa (who couldn't sing worth shit), Vanity, and others who became famous for their looks and not singing ability.
It's just that now it's much more common to have awful untalented singers.
That said, are we really supposed to believe that AI really hates this warring shit between the two and just didn't stop recording quick enough? I mean, please this is the best publicity ever for this show.
Still laughing MK, "I speak fluent cunt" - Priceless
Oh yes. *sets dvr*
Team Mariah. She may be a delusional 10-year-old Japanese girl stuck in a 45-year-old woman's body, but she's got talent to back up her divatude.
Nikki Minaj is just a sentient Real Doll with Autotune built in. Sit your ugly ass down, bitch.
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And here I thought they got along because they did that song together.
Team Mariah all day everyday. Nicki is a non-talented clown who should be thanking her lucky stars that she got the gig. I also can't @ anyone comparing Nicki & Gaga, Gaga may dress weird at times but her talent cannot be denied, also she is respectful to those who have come before her.
It is clear that Nicki has some issues. This isn't the first time that she has acted a fool. She just isn't built for this. I mean any kind of criticism and she goes off the deep end.
the crazy thing is they've worked together before on one of mariah's songs and video. maybe nicki was nicer back then because she was less famous and happy to be in someones video?
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Hey! I don't see Mariah having a MAC lipstick named after her! What about that?
Just kidding. I've heard only a few minutes of one of Minaj's "songs" and that was more than enough. I wonder if they staged this to get people interested in the season?
This classless ghetto ass bitch. Her annoying ass speaking voice is just as horrible as the singing. Nasal fucking asshole. Mariah is a diva but she has a right. Check her resume. It is 20 min long Nicki. 30 yr old Rainbow Bright asshole. At least Lady Gaga is young enough for those silly ass outfits but Nicki. We know ur going on 31. It's e fucking nuff. 2-3 yrs in the biz talking shit. Bitch go somewhere.
I hate Minaj but I HATE Carey more. And how utterly pathetic that these two adults behave like this. Mimi is in her 40's for god sake. Grow up you spoilt rotten assholes!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:06am.
My money is on Mimi fucking that ghetto trash up! Mimi may be more refined but don't underestimate her pulling a razor blade from her weave.
Oh shit I forgot she got famous from probably sucking Lil wayne off. Ewww those teeth he had. Lil Wayne thinks he's royalty, I bet he convinced this troll she is too.
Submitted by FabulousDivaBuns on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 3:36am.
"Not a fan of either. Team Mimi on this one. Mariah for what it's worth has skills can write songs and can speak. Nicki is a little troll bitch from hell. Anyone that could suck off lil wayne has got to be the devil."
Ahhhh....I wish I'd said all of that myself. Totally agreed.
Nicki “I’m not sitting here for 20 minutes and have you run down your resume everyday.”
Hahahahahaha! At least she has something noteworthy to mention! She's a grown ass woman up there wearing a pink wig and spackled to hell and back with makeup; how do you even think you are a serious performer when you look like a damn caricature?
American Idol has turned into Jerry Springer.
Team Mimi all the fucking way. Nicki can't touch her, and she knows it, which is why she has to revert to this level of childishness. Yes, Mariah is a diva and a bitch, but she's also very professional (as long as the lighting is right). And I love how she continues to speak in her condescending voice without even looking at Nicki.
Poor Keith. And I bet Randy wishes he'd taken than mentoring gig now.
My money is on Mimi fucking that ghetto trash up! Mimi may be more refined but don't underestimate her pulling a razor blade from her weave.
Keith Urban's got to be rethinking why the hell he took this job; he's getting less than 20% of what Mariah is, and little miss "unicorns, rainbows & butterflies" can't even keep it civil with the other beyotch? Dude's in a no win situation...
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Oh and for those who are all on Mariah. In Mariah's day she got famous for having a skill. People wanted to be singers and became famous more so for being good at it. Lady Gaga has said in interview she always wanted to be famous not a singer, famous. Well that's good because her music is off Broadway on bath salts at best.Nicki Minaj looks post zombie apocalypse combined with who stole the charmin,has no skill, and just wanted to be famous as well. Do you know how much that bitch Mimi made on that Christmas song alone? Who else gets away with divorcing Tommy Mottola? Who else writes modern holiday music and it becomes classic? Not saying it's my bag but at least she earned her high horse. She's a survivor one you have to drag kicking and screaming but still a survivor. Personally I think she just has anxiety and doesn't like a bunch of people around her.
Not a fan of either. Team Mimi on this one. Mariah for what it's worth has skills can write songs and can speak. Nicki is a little troll bitch from hell. Anyone that could suck off lil wayne has got to be the devil.
Adding a "Sassy Black" must be the new "we're having a baby!" jump-the-shark thing for a failing TV show.
I think they may have watched NeNe's epic battles with Star Jones ("This isn't Real Housewives, dear" "Oh yeah?! And you isn't Barbara Walters, biatch!") and Miss Dionne Warwick shaking her finger in NeNe's face in front of the elevator on Celebrity Apprentice. Although that wasn't scripted, I guess they just knew what would happen. Like you said here.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 11:49pm.
Mimi, you didn't HAVE to take this job, so don;t give us this "I can't see my kids...." shit. You have ridiculous money, you just wanted to be fawned all over like J Lo was on this stupid ass - has - been show.
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Im gonna have to co-sign on this! I cant side with either because I dont like either of them. Yes Ill agree Whoriah can sing when shes not trying to hit them bat noise high notes. Nicki....your shit just sucks girly but brava for calling out Whoriah. And MK....oooooh MK, "I speak fluent cunt", there is not enough YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS for this *around the world and back snap*
Team MIMI. She has been around forever and the pinkdyed hood rat should show some respect.