Dr. Phil's Happy Time Drunk Hour With White Oprah
If you missed today's episode of Dr. Phil with a high as three shades of hell White Oprah, then just take a smug bullfrog and a mangy alley dog hopped up on uppers, downers and middlers, and watch as the latter stares and giggles at the former until it passes out in a puddle of its own drool. Or just watch the supercut Vulture put together. Pharmacists should put the url of this video on the bottles of painkillers warning bitches on what can happen when you mix your pills with equal parts pills and delusion.
Dr. Phil started off the interview by saying that Lindsay Lohan's pimp and enabler called up his producers to say that she wanted to show the world the real her. White Oprah showed us the real her alright and the real her is a slurring, pilled-up disaster who talks and lies just like her daughter. White Oprah didn't want to talk about anything and I'm guessing she was only there because Dr. Phil put her up in a hotel and she wanted to swallow the mini bar whole.
Dr. Phil asked her about how Michael Lohan used to beat her, but she didn't want to talk about that. Dr. Phil asked her about how Michael Lohan broke into her house, but she didn't want to talk about that. Dr. Phil asked her about how Michael Lohan claims she stole $4,000 out of LiLo's purse, but she didn't want to talk about that. White Oprah just awkwardly giggled, pretend cried, commented on Dr. Phil's shoes and kept asking if the cameras were rolling. Yes, the cameras are rolling, bitch, and so are you. You're rolling on ecstasy, booze and whatever pills you stole from Nana Lohan's medicine cabinet.
Meanwhile, Dr. Phil sat there like a condescending fart bubble and acted like he was concerned and cared, but he was totally squealing out rainbows on the inside, because he knew this mess would be ratings gold.
White Oprah asking Dr Phil "Can we pound to that?" and him turning her down sums up this whole smug vs. crazy train wreck. When you ask Dr. Phil if he wants to pound (any kind of pounding) and he turns you down, that confirms that there is a rock bottom under rock bottom and you've reached it.
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Well Hot DAMN!!! Whoever said contact high after watching that shitstorm DuiNa, I SECOND that!! And I've been clean for over three years and shiiiiit, that bitch seemed spun out on benzos to me. I puked in a friends' casket at his funeral, and I couldn't leave my house for three days I was so mortified, how the hell does this hefty bag do it on national fucking TV!!!!
that was hard to watch. i don't think i could've handled the whole show. she should be embarrassed for herself, but i don't know if she has the good sense to be embarrassed. i would say i hope lindsay saw a glimpse into the future, but in light of her recent exploits that probably isn't the case
she get it from her mama.
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"Oh, let me see if there's any fucks stuck under
my nails. Nope. Fresh out of fucks."
"a mangy alley dog hopped up on uppers, downers and middlers".
Ha ha ha. "Midlers" is the funniest thing ever. Kudos MK.
bambam & Banayna ....
EXACTLY! Blaming your parents for a bad childhood has an 18-21 year shelf life. Her excuses expired 5 years ago.
I don't really care anymore if she ever gets her life together. (just wish someone could keep her off the road) I do feel sorry for the other Lohan kids though. Hopefully something will open their eyes.
By "inept" (re: cellphones) she prolly meant "adept" which she isn't. Histrionic and narcissistic run in this family.
Dina lives in a world of pills, booze, & nightclubs, none of which require her to THINK or MAKE SENSE. She is used to handling men by coming on to & flirting with them & it probably works most of the time when she's surrounded by other drunk clubbers, who want to get a piece & so pretend that she makes sense.
Put her in the light of day, where people are expecting a higher level of honesty & communication and are NOT looking to get in her pants, & she can't relate. She tried every trick in her book: the damsel in distress, poor me, flirty ("cute shoes, you're the best"), you're mean, I'll sit over here, ok now I'll get closer, cmon, winking, save me, aren't I cute? on and on...all trying in vain to get Phil to fall under her spell. But it doesn't work on sober, professional men who aren't on the prowl. Game busted. And Lindsey runs the same game. Now it all makes sense.
Thunder only happens when it's rainin
Players only love you when they're playin
No wonder Blohan is so messed up.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:00pm.
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Yeah, she had this kind of aging hippy cool thing going on. But I drew the line at coloring therapy (no pun intended).
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
Does this woman or any of her children have ANY education?
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Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z
Well I see the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. No wonder Lindsay is a hot mess. Well, I guess we can give Daddy some credit too.
I'll take my ordinary average life over these Hollywood Ho's ANYDAY.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Submitted by super8atefilm on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:55pm.
Cool. Interesting what your therapist said.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
None of her kids ever had a chance
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:40pm.
I feel for you, hon. Have you ever attended ALANON? My therapist has been suggesting I go for a while, but I'm kind of scared.
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Nah, I spent a few years in therapy, took the requisite antidepressants and finally was able to forgive and move on. I'm not saying I don't still have issues and resentments, but it's better. I attend my family's AA birthday celebrations and an occasional meeting to show my support, but they make me uneasy.
My therapist had a simplistic way of looking at alcoholics that I dissed back in the day, but it's stuck with me. She said they were like irregular clothes. Fine on the outside, but ultimately flawed. And while they would be functional and perfect to some, once you saw the imperfections, that's all you could ever see. I think her point was to look past the damage.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
Submitted by super8atefilm on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:37pm.
I feel for you, hon. Have you ever attended ALANON? My therapist has been suggesting I go for a while, but I'm kind of scared.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:28pm.
Me too! Sorry, I've had too much experience with the non-harmless alcoholics! Although holier-than-thou's ARE annoying. ;)
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No problem - practically my whole family, extended and otherwise, are alcoholics or in recovery. I know firsthand the devastating effects of alcoholism.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
Submitted by super8atefilm on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:25pm.
In that case, I'd take the sober, recovering alcoholic.
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Me too! Sorry, I've had too much experience with the non-harmless alcoholics! Although holier-than-thou's ARE annoying. ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:09pm.
Just curious. How do you feel about the abusive, HARMFUL drunk narcissistic alcoholic vs the holier than thou, sober, recovering alcoholic?
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In that case, I'd take the sober, recovering alcoholic.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
Foxxy, good points! I wouldn't put it past "Dr" Phil to encourage her delusion...until the cameras started to roll...
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Submitted by super8atefilm on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 1:57pm.
Just curious. How do you feel about the abusive, HARMFUL drunk narcissistic alcoholic vs the holier than thou, sober, recovering alcoholic?
And there is nothing "harmless" about Dina's alcoholism. (see: daughter, Lindsay)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hey EC!!
Hey Foxxy!! I think that you nailed it. (In Nelson's voice, "HA, ha!")
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
This short vid confirms my own personal experience with alcoholics. Self aggrandizing one moment, and self pitying the next.
Still, it's a disease and I'd take the semi harmless drunk narcissist over the sober holier than thou recovering alcoholic any day.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 1:18pm.
"One more thought is that although Dina has never been the model of sobriety, she just hit the 50yr milestone. "
good point -- part of the reason i asked if anyone knew when this was taped. wondering if it was taped last week during her birthday bender. also wondering exactly when she contacted Phil to ask for the interview -- did she plan this to coincide with her birthday?
i kinda think that this was a delusional
"Happy Birthday to Me!!!" self-promotion. "For my 50th birthday, I want to show America what a 'survivor' and good mom i really am and get them to feel sorry for me and Lindsay and hate Michael more." no need to show up sober for that, right?
in her delusion, it was going to be a "puff piece," not a real interview. maybe that's where the "are we rolling?" and talking to people off camera started. i speculate that Phil flipped a switch on her when the cameras rolled. He may have led her to believe it was going to be a puff interview where she could take the lead and he would just ask follow up questions. i don't think he showed her his true agenda until she the cameras were rolling. notice she really freaked out when she saw Phil's notes. she got ambushed, and i love it.
to me, the talking off camera seemed to be pleas of "what is he doing, this is not what is supposed to be happening, can we stop this and go back to the original plan, oh shit oh no ?!" not just drunken ramblings
[Hi Deb!]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 1:18pm.
Hi Deb.
I have a hard time thinking she even remembers how old she is.
My very favorite part of this mess is Dr. Dill's audible groan after Dina moves closer to him "so they can be closer".
Hey, he's a snake-oil salesman, and she's a snake.
I said it before, but it bears repeating.
Any decent, sane person would be mortified to have been seen that way. Dina, on the other hand, is probably fist-pumping someone (with the hand that isn't holding a bloody mary) because she was on Dr. Phil and everybody is talking about her! No shame. No conscience. She's scheming on how she can cash in on it somehow.
One more thought is that although Dina has never been the model of sobriety, she just hit the 50yr milestone. She could be freaking out about that.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She sounds like a teenager. Finish a fucking sentence and grow the fuck up Dina. And thanks for making Dr. Phil sound like a wholesome journalist. Disgusting.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
What a glorious hot mess! And I get that she has issues, was in an abusive relationship, etc. but when you go on a talk show, you are agreeing to discuss and open up. Maybe she got tanked because she was scared...then don't go on tv, heifer.
Submitted by Banayna on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 12:12pm.
No sympathy whatsoever. She's a lowlife attention whore who used her kids for attention and financial gain.
I also have zero sympathy for Lindsay,who is now an adult and does not have to continue to act like a washed up crackwhore. She had the audacity to complain Amanda Bynes isn't in jail? Bitch please, if you were a regular joe off the street you would probably in prison right now.
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This right here EXACTLY. Surprised at some of the comments expressing sympathy for Lindsay.
This trick is making more money than probably anybody here, gets/uses good drugs (some people like that), has a waiting list of people willing to pay her for sex, robs people stupid enough to invite her into their homes, skips out on hotel bills, wrecks rented luxury cars and endangers other motorists and pedestrians and does next to no jail time for it.
She's a grown fuckin' woman, she can hear, see and read what's been said about her. She may have been dealt a bad hand but she's free, single and over 21. She ought to learn how to play those cards (her life) better.
Not feeling hostile towards her but definitely have no sympathy for her, she's as defiant and delusional as the rest of them.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
You are both right on
does anyone know when the interview was taped?
@ Snowy: MSM seems to be using words like "unraveled" and "slurring," "erratic," and "flailing her way through the interview."
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I'm drunk just watching that. Sad sad sad.
Dont insult Heidi Fleiss
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Having seen this, and how similar Blohan is to Dina… I pray that all the abortions, booze and drugs have rendered her body too toxic to ever reproduce, because enough kids have suffered through this shit.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
No sympathy whatsoever. She's a lowlife attention whore who used her kids for attention and financial gain. I also have zero sympathy for Lindsay,who is now an adult and does not have to continue to act like a washed up crackwhore. She had the audacity to complain Amanda Bynes isn't in jail? Bitch please, if you were a regular joe off the street you would probably in prison right now.
as Sucky said repeatedly yesterday (yes, we watched "together", don't hate) She was there for THE CHECK, GIMME THE CHECK!!!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
She's acting like Heidi Fleiss.
No way she would sit through Dr. Phil's condescension and condemnation unless she, and he, agreed to put on a show.
Celeb Rehab has got to be the goal here. I can't believe anyone would ever watch Celeb Rehab, or Dr. Phil for that matter.
I just rewatched some of the interview Dina did with Matt Lauer. She appears to be in a normal/sober state there.
here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hWltPtN3l8
So when you compare the two, it's ridiculous.
I say it's BENZOS.
Lindsay's quite the thesp!
why would she have to "scam" to get on Celebrity Rehab?! all she would have to do is ask -- Pinsky would grab those ratings before she finished saying "can i ..."
iirc, CR invited the whole family when ML went but he's the only one who accepted. CR already wanted her before she did this
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
dontmeantobemeanbut
1. I can hardly wait to see what SNL does with this!
2. If the 3 Lohans were on their own celebrity (?) rehab show I would TOTALLY tune in (and I run a mile to avoid that crap.)
has anyone read/seen any reaction in "the Media"
"ARE WE TO CAMERA!?!?! ARE WE ROLLING?" (i know you are rollin, kookoo!)
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
This was painful to watch. I was embarassed FOR her.
Cue to rehab in 3, 2, .....
Wow, is that woman a train wreck or what! She'll either want to be on celebrity rehab, but ONLY if they pay her tons of money or she'll sue the Dr. Phil show because she 'didn't know what she was getting into and they took advantage of her frailness'. NOT!
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 9:13am.
One thing I wish he would have asked her was how she supports herself.
She goes on doctor Phil! Michael was worth a ton of bread some time ago. She has whatever she mooched off Lindsay's career and now the anorexic one's modeling.
Wow. I hate Dr. Phil but it was hard not to empathize with him as he sat there in permanent side-eye at Dina's antics. That was truly hard to watch.
It's uncanny how much Lindsey is like her mom in mannerisms and character. Leaving aside how loaded Dina is, she has the emotional maturity of a 13-year-old who lies, shirks responsibility, and thinks she can charm her way out of anything.
What gave Frances Bean and Drew Barrymore the strength of character to divorce themselves from their crazy moms? Both of them have daddy issues, too. Some people have survival instincts and strength and others don't....So sad and pathetic.
And Michael Lohan is a scumbag.
Bitch, no fucking way are you sober. You are on something FOR CERTAIN. No wonder Lindsay sucks at being high and lying, this is the piece of shit she has to learn from. Michael's even worse because you can actually hear the slime dripping from his words. Lindsay's going to fuck up again soon, she always does right when I feel sorry for her, and this mockery of motherhood definitely does just that.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Well, now it all makes sense. Don't it? As they say, "The crazy apple doesn't fall far from the bat shit tree". Isn't that how it goes? In Lindsay's case I think it's "Rotten root, rotten fruit."
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 10:51am.
she probably thinks her pisshole is a beer tap
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Few Words, where have you been?
Happy New Year to you! ♥
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 12:32am.
I have a feeling this is all a scam to get herself booked on Celebrity Rehab...
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I agree; I think this family is far more clever than most give them credit for.
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"Dude is like a human version of a white, windowless van" - Michael K.