Hot Slut Of The Day!

Alexander Antebi of the band Conquistador who brought school to the MTV VMAs last night by teaching the following lessons:

1. How to work a Spandex unitard until the seams pop. Take note, Nicki Minaj.
2. How not to let a white fur hat wear you. Take note, JLo.
3. How to really bring the grace and artistry by wearing a tutu around your neck instead of around your waist. Take note, all ballerinas.
4. How not to let white boots take over your entire ensemble. Take note, Sally Draper.
5. If you let your facial hair freely grow and blow in the wind, the world might not hate you. Take note, Kardashians (but we’d still hate the Kardashians if they let their natural facial hair grow freely).

And those are all lessons to live (and pose) by:

Alexander and the Chatroulette Dude should totally get together and rule the world one shameless ass pop at a time.

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