Kim Kardashian Wants A Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame
Who ever's in charge of giving stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame already said that Hollywood Blvd. is already filled with enough pieces of trash and so they are not whoring it up more by handing out stars to reality tricks like the Kartrashians. But since Kim Kardashian permanently lives in a fart bubble of delusion that came out of her own ass, she wants to break barriers and get a star. Yeah, Kim is a regular Rosa Parks. Kim tells V Magazine (via HuffPo) that yeah, she knows the Walk of Fame ho stroll is already full of whores, but she wants to show them that she's the ultimate whore by getting a star for being a whore:
“I think there was a quote where somebody said that reality stars will never get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. So, of course I’m so competitive that I think that it would be a huge achievement and a goal that anyone would want. I would love to break that mold."
Will somebody please tell Kim that no E! reality star has ever thrown themselves into a volcano, so maybe she can break that mold first? But really, anybody who wants a star just has to go into the Walk of Shame offices, hand them a bag full of money and ask for their star. It's pretty much that easy. Half of the Walk of Fame is full of people who bought that shit, so Kim will fit right in. Kim will also fit right in, because I'm pretty sure a lot of those stars are covered in piss and hobo shit.
And Kim didn't stop there, she defended reality TV by comparing it to rap music. Yeah, Kanye has totally been farting in her ear:
I’m not naïve to the fact that I’m not a singer or an actress or anything like that. I’ve never claimed to be anything that I’m not. I think [reality] is still a new form of entertainment that was kind of an unexpected thing. It reminds me of rap music. When rap music first came out, people were like, We don’t understand this, what is this, it’s just a fad. But rap music is definitely here to stay, and I think reality shows have proven they are as well. But when something is newer, people don’t really understand it."
Reality TV is to rap music as that quote is to making sense.
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maybe she could get a piss stain on the walk of fame
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The "reality" is she should go for what she knows and try to get a star on the alley right off Sunset Blvd on the "Stroll of fame". She could be the first of the Toni home porn tapes bitches to kneel at something there that didn't mess up her makeup.
A++ analogy! I think I had that one on the SATs.
I'm not a singer or an actress but I want to be honored on the Hollywood walk of fame? Where the hell are all the snipers when you need them to crazy out. I'm just sayin.
She should just lay down right on that sidewalk so that anyone who needs to can just piss and shit on her right there. And her fucking ass wouldn't look so bad if it weren't so fake on top of those skinny ass legs. Idiot.
So I hear she has herpes now.
Is she fucking high? Dumb cunt. Smh
Someone needs to inform her that even though the term "reality television" may be fairly new, in the history of television there have always been personalities who made it big without being singers or actors. There's always been game shows, variety shows, talk shows. People being themselves and getting famous for it is nothing new. It's just that the low level of talent and intelligence that now is required has never been so blatant. We can thank her for that. She almost makes Paris Hilton seems clever.
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Listen Kittens, I've never been into the Kardashians nor hated them...until now! The hubris of Kim is as massive as her ass! Even the most unknown star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame did something besides fart, fuck, and faux marry on camera. Her role in this world is to serve as a distraction from the REALITY of things that do matter. She doesn't deserve accolades just a paycheck and fifteen minutes of fame that she has streached to forty because her shows serve as buffers between movies we love.
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Put that star in the back of a urinal in a strip club on the seedy part of Hollywood Blvd.
Kim thinks of herself as competitive. In what does she compete? Who does she think is competing against? No one her league. Completely alone there in your category Kim you double wided dipshit. Compete away!
This putrid, vile skank belongs in the shitpile with the rest of her horrific family. Poor Sharon Tate doesn't even have a star.
Ship all of these heifers to that cringe-inducing Honey Boo Boo family and let them be roasted for dinner.
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Trishelle and mike from the real world have a star bitch....next!
If she really wants a star, then she needs to bring up her home movies. One in particular made her instantly famous.
I say give her the star and this will be a designated place for bums, dogs, etc. to urinate.
I hope they give her a prius on the way.
Just like Beyonce she can just buy one.
If this kantankerous kunt gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, I'm quitting Hollywood forever!
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I hate this f'ing C*nt and all that her sh*tty family respresnts -- a place in hell awaits you all.
No doubt the rest of her "cast members" will be furious about that statement.
Kndalll...LOL.. Point C is well taken.. Welcome to the night crew..
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Hey Mickey! We've had some rough weather this week.. And a lot of people have no power. ESE is missed..
Hopefully all is well with him.
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Hi ((Mickey)), great minds! I was just wondering the same thing in OP!
I haven't seen KK's star yet, but I hear it's been everywhere man... lol
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A) Mama Kris is behind this trial balloon.
B) CA would promptly be kicked out of the USA - if not off the Earth - if Hollywood pulled a stunt like this.
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Hay mickey!
Loopy, please don't do it! I don't think you'd be the same without your floating aquarium! Lolol
KK and anyone, is gross enough and I believe she's into more than showers now. I mean KanyeK and Amber Rose were no pee pee enthusiasts. To get with KK he had to "impress" her... Just imagine their audition for this coupling contract *gags* ;)
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When they start giving out stars for being a stupid whore, then maybe. Until then, NO WAY!
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Hell no! We've all seen her star already.
Hi to my favorite slettenbakken Within, Loopy, Randé, Foxxy and Veryoldbad!
Has anyone seen ESE around lately, or am I just loggin in at the wrong times?
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 2:22am.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 2:05am.
We'll have to stay in touch as the season develops...
but of course! ;-D
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/30/2012 -
2:08am.
grosssssss kanye and kim k doing it makes me want to cut up my private parts and burn them.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 2:05am.
i have no shame. Go Ducks!! ;-)
They could go far this year. I know USC is scared, since USC may have to play UO twice. The Ducks are just fun to watch. We'll have to stay in touch as the season develops...
I magically toddled the thread to sleep.. Cricket cricket.. Night everyone... Xo B
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Loopy, I don't know... he seems to hop from chick to chick just like Herrpy! But out of all those girls none is as skanky as KK famewhora herself. And now that she's mingling body parts with KanyeK I have to agree with your theory of royal super dna -- except this is super hor dna which breeds uber-resistant stds. If she ever gets with one of the royals, it will be totalllll armageddonnnnn! lol
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@ Rande --
i have no shame. Go Ducks!! ;-)
@veryoldbat --
my fantasy league live draft was last week. i am locked and loaded, tyvm!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 1:48am.
what polo players? :P
Foxy what a week for Fantasy Football.. People have been losing their minds,, and I don't even play... So I respectfully ask from the unschooled if your team is ready?
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 1:29am.
my favorite season for regrettable personal weekend fuckery approacheth. i am ready for some football!!
I thought you said fuckery?? You are a wise, prudent person with taste. I like college football 3X as much as the pros. My alma mater (can't say) is going far this year.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 1:40am.
lololololo i think at least ryan would use a condom, and plus he swims, and im not scientist, but hopefully the chlorine kills them herpes.
Loopy... I may have said something about lochte package peeking... Np one would ever think he'd turn your head... Btw.. Still waiting on your verdict on Polo players since you shot the Viking thing out of the sky...:::: grins
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What a first-class fucking idiot. And honestly, fuck Kanye West for giving her further time in the spotlight.
She has nothing to say worth listening to. Begone with you vile woman!
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Loopy, LOLLOL, I KNOW you don't like him (he's ok, I don't care either way, jock is a jock is a jock)
But I know you would so peek! Maybe even try it as a quickie no? Still No way? What if you had to choose between him and Herrrpy? which would it be?
hahahah Loopy I'm just teasing ya! bwhahahaahaaha. ;)
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if kim want to be amongst the stars, maybe we can load her up on a rocket ship and launch her into space with a one way ticket, no return.
Didn't Kardashian also claim to be a "businesswoman" and declare that her cheap-ass fake wedding was the equivalent of the Royal Wedding? Now she wants a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for being a tasteless famewhore? Yeah - delusional.
She'll probably get one, though, if she can ante up (or force E! to ante up) the requisite dollars - a WoF star isn't an "honor" so much as a "purchase." Kardashian sure as hell knows how to purchase things, and the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce knows her money is as green as anyone else's.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 1:21am.
eeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Back up lol who said lochte was my secret lover? lol i dont like him hahahah omg within!!! how can you associate him with me.
he doesnt do anything for me, but like i said, just because he doesnt do anything for me, dont mean that i wouldnt like to see his situation down under if his dumbo racist sister wanted to redeem herself by taking a naked pic of him.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 1:25am.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 1:21am.
my favorite season for regrettable personal weekend fuckery approacheth. i am ready for some football!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
If this woman claims KH gave her herpes after fucking him in 2010, WHY is she suing him NOW?
....and KH didn't meet KK until 2011. Remember, they only knew each other a few months when they got married.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 1:21am.
hahaha. Sounds like your weekends are like mine, minus the fuckery. I enjoy Burning Man voyeuristically, in air-conditioned comfort.