Looking Flawless At Lawless
Every ho, including this ho, is talking about Liberty Ross making her first red carpet appearance at the Lawless premiere in Hollywood last night, but everybody should be talking about how Shia LaDouche's mother, Shayna LaBeouf, and her ultra glamorous guest tucked every young bitch in by showing up looking like this. When Shayna shows up to a party with her gold gladiator heels on, that's every youngins' cue to turn on the night light, pull the sheet up to their neck and go to bed, because she's got this.
Just like Shayna's guest's hair, my body is sweeping to the side and is about to fall off its chair from being exposed to this kind of style. Shia might be a dirty douche bottle full of dick cheese, but he doesn't tell lies. Shayna really is an ethereal angel.
I'm just surprised that the skin of Shia's girlfriend Karolyn Pho hasn't lightened three shades from always standing in Shayna's glamorous shadow.
UPDATE: Right after I finish writing this update I'm going to punish myself by watching Kim Kardashian's sex tape in its entirety, because the side swept silver beauty with Shayna is one of the 3 Golden Sisters. Not recognizing a HS goddess is the worst crime of all.
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Submitted by not_ally on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 4:29pm.
The whole time I was growing up I was ashamed of my own mom for being different because she was Indian
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Cherokee or Choctaw? She sounds hot, do you have pictures?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Wow. Really? Are you guys seriously being super-bitchy about a mother being proud of her kid? Maybe you don’t have moms. Or maybe they are all picture perfect Talbot WASPs/perfectly elegant urban xrays who somehow meet your perfectly-presentable-mom standard. Shayna LeBeouf looks like a middle-aged woman who did her best to get decked out for a special occasion, take a friend along for support (obviously not a bad idea, given this commentary) and let her son know that she was proud of him.
The whole time I was growing up I was ashamed of my own mom for being different because she was Indian, looked different from the other mothers, had an accent, let me count the stupid ways. I am so glad that I finally figured out how lucky I was, and what was really important about motherhood. I guess not everybody is that lucky.
So MK, did you finish watching the KK sex tape? Was it as horrific as we expected? HAHAHAHAH Serves you right for watching that crap! *knows your watching real porn and not kk f*ckery*
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I thought the one on the left looked familiar when I first read this...
Say something nice... He's good to his family even when they are embarrassing. If I was famous at such a young age, I would have banned my mother ( who had me late in life) from any premiere. So i give him props for letting the old ladies come. I banned my mom from all events until I was like 30.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:05pm.
Awww, poor Daniee. I didn't mean to pick on you. I also wondered if you thought the silver-haired fox with the asymmetrical cut had pretty hair. Because I like hers. I think some silver/white hair is beautiful. Especially when it's thick and lustrous. IMO more women who are lucky to have that color should let it shine.
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I couldn't agree more! She looks fun too. My partner tells me that when I am completely grey, I ought to just let it be cause it would "match" (his words) my peachy skin and grey-blue eyes. That's all I see with my roots is OLD. DO NOT WANT. haha.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:21pm.
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Tofino hippies
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Or any of the small islands here. Especially Denman and Hornby (Horny)
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Oh, I love going to Hornby! Gulf Islands rock. If you don't count Salt Spring, everything is so easy going and everyone is so interesting!
Ew, the gray-haired one looks ok but the other one is just embarrassing. I wouldn't be seen with her. She looks an ugly old world gypsy. Yuk!
That man has absolutely ZERO sexy. Plus he looks like he smells bad.
Whamo, here is the Shia I find hot as hell (I don't care that he's smoking)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Xg3g_rQtfOc/TwvPRJEoo8I/AAAAAAAAGbA/fBbWta0c9I...
Now why he doesn't stay that way, I don't know. Gorgeous!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by winniwins on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 5:50pm.
@ Whamo- The Reebok Ripper. Lol
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I like the old ladies, they remind me of cool older folks who will smoke a good joint with you. Shia's mom dresses like my mother, I am glad to see a normal aging lady without all the bullshit botox and surgery/fake tits,sky high heels. Age and be happy...
@ Whamo- The Reebok Ripper. Lol
Submitted by winniwins on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:24pm.
Crazy, huh! Everyone is stumped, Whamo.
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That's some wacky shit, the thing is it's been going on for years, lol!! I mean whhaaaaaat!!
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OK this has me going but I found out the identity of three of them.
1) http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/02/17/severed-foot-found-in-b-c-lake-b...
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http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/british-columbia/human-feet-washed-u...
3) http://www.calgarysun.com/2011/10/19/washed-up-feet-those-of-bc-suicide-...
Shia's precisely the kind of guy I would've been obsessed with in college. Such a douche but kind of hot.
I saw LeDouche on TV and tried to figure out who he was. I settled that he was a really jacked Noah Wylie (from ER) before I changed the channel.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Submitted by winniwins on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 2:28pm.
Dirty. Hippie. Freeqs. The lot of them.
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Hippie's make me angry.
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I concur with you!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 2:40pm.
Didn't Shia once say that his mother was really sexy? I'm looking at that picture of her and I cannot think that that woman was ever sexy. She looks like a slovenly woman from the 1920's with that hairdo & bizarre dress & shoes.
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Right? She looks like a 1920 murderess who chopped someone up, stuffed the pieces in a trunk, and stored the trunk in a railway luggage office.
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I find him incredibly unattractive.
These two ladies remind me of my ex-friend's (long story) mom. She dresses like this in ugly ass dresses and colorful hats, goes to every cultural event of her community in NYC, almost every night, wears so much make up it looks like she has a mask on, and once she allegedly tried to kill my ex-friend in her sleep by holding a pillow on her face, or thats what my ex-friend claimed, I have no idea if its true or she was just making stuff up to seek attention!
Shia looks like shit as usual. Those two ladies look very frumpy.
Submitted by Zambonie on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:17pm
Your dog (avie?) looks so much like my "baby girl"
Ruby. Just too cute!
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:24pm.
Crazy, huh! Everyone is stumped, Whamo.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by winniwins on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:39pm.
Hi DD- Any feet wash up, lately?
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Not lately. That was so strange. Talk about unsolved mysteries.
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Well I may know a thing or two about this
Signed,
Stumpy
Edit...I just looked this up..WTF!!!???
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It was bizarre. The feet only. No other body parts.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by winniwins on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:39pm.
Hi DD- Any feet wash up, lately?
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Not lately. That was so strange. Talk about unsolved mysteries.
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Well I may know a thing or two about this
Signed,
Stumpy
Edit...I just looked this up..WTF!!!???
Can't rag on the memaws here, they get a full pass but Shia is every shade of scruffy and I find him 0% attractive. With or without hair, naked or dressed.
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Submitted by winniwins on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:39pm.
Hi DD- Any feet wash up, lately?
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Not lately. That was so strange. Talk about unsolved mysteries.
Submitted by silvarga on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:09pm.
I think they look cute. Not everyone's mom needs to have A Chico's Kind Of Night on the red carpet. Besides, his mom dressing like Romani only adds to his (newly cultivated) indie cred.
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I don't know about him having any sort of cred, but I agree about mom! I think she looks like fun, and def better than the housewives of -insert city here who forever want to be milfs and refuse to grow old gracefully.
add a hat, and this will be me someday.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:16pm.
OH I SEE IT WAS FIELD TRIP DAY ON THE D LAST NIGHT... WHO BABYSAT YOUR CATS?!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:33pm.
Really? All I know is that it is planet weird over there. I swear everyone there is an "artisan" of some sort. If you want piles of useless pottery, go to Hornby.
If you want to see people who look like they walked off the set of "Planet of the Apes," go to Hornby.
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LMFAO!!! Ya when you have places that are off the face of the earth like that they are populated by two types of people, people that don't want to be seen or people that don't want to be found, either way it's a strange brew!
Hi DD- Any feet wash up, lately?
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:34pm.
That is the douchiest lookin dude I have ever seen... trim the beard, clean that shit up.
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But that is where he keeps his snacks!
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That's why my dog sometimes loves my husband more than me -- food in his beard (when he has one)!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:34pm.
That is the douchiest lookin dude I have ever seen... trim the beard, clean that shit up.
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But that is where he keeps his snacks!
I honestly dont get it...this guy is SUCH a DOUCHE...hence the name! HA HA HA HA
Shia Ledouche...
That is the douchiest lookin dude I have ever seen... trim the beard, clean that shit up.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:21pm.
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Tofino hippies
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Or any of the small islands here. Especially Denman and Hornby (Horny)
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I was reading Hornby had some sort of high levels of Marine radiation or some shit(?), I heard a lot of people have gotten cancer on that island
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Really? All I know is that it is planet weird over there. I swear everyone there is an "artisan" of some sort. If you want piles of useless pottery, go to Hornby.
If you want to see people who look like they walked off the set of "Planet of the Apes," go to Hornby.
Yeah I thought he had "funny feelings" for his mom.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:21pm.
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Tofino hippies
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Or any of the small islands here. Especially Denman and Hornby (Horny)
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I was reading Hornby had some sort of high levels of Marine radiation or some shit(?), I heard a lot of people have gotten cancer on that island
Submitted by Zambonie on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:17pm.
How'd this guy make it?
He's like 5'4"
Until recently scrawny little arms
A face like a mutt
And very average actor
I just don't understand his success
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I think he may be the only Disney kid to get an Emmy (best supporting actor) for his show on that channel. That saying a lot cuz let's face it, nothing on that channel is awards worthy. He's made the transition well unlike some female Disney hos's..the jury is still out on Miley, Demi, selena, The Jonases..They are just begining to transition to the grown up world. We'll see in about 2-3 years. The guys seem to do better imo...
Submitted by winniwins on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:13pm.
Same woods only opposite sides of the border. These people are becoming a plague in these parts.
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Hiya Neighbour!
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:13pm.
Same woods only opposite sides of the border. These people are becoming a plague in these parts.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:21pm.
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Tofino hippies
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Or any of the small islands here. Especially Denman and Hornby (Horny)
I thought he was super cute in Even Stevens and Holes, and I kinda love his Kooky mom, but his middle name these days is 'trying too hard".
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:16pm.
Haha!! Okay, all is right with the world now.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 3:13pm.
I don't know who Shia is but he and his family look like they are from my neck of the woods. We've got these aging hippies everywhere. I love them because they'll either offer you a shot of wheatgrass or a toke on some BC bud if you visit them.
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How'd this guy make it?
He's like 5'4"
Until recently scrawny little arms
A face like a mutt
And very average actor
I just don't understand his success
That's OK Irish, we all have our guilty pleasures. Mine is Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Yes yes, I know he's a coked out alcoholic raving lunatic, but I still would.
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The one on the left is one of the 3 Golden Sisters, of Kim sex-tape discussing fame, no??
OH I SEE IT WAS FIELD TRIP DAY ON THE D LAST NIGHT... WHO BABYSAT YOUR CATS?!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Oh my god, I feel like I know these women. They consider themselves colorful and attend lots of cultural events at the 92nd Street Y and have country houses upstate where they raise goats and make the produce managers at the supermarket go to the store-room to see if there are any fresher rutabagas back there. They give unsolicited advice loudly and carry canvas totes with public TV station logos and take loads of paper napkins from McDonald's so they don't have to buy paper towels
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It's funny you say "women", because my dad walks around with a really old public TV logo canvas bag and wears a local NPR affiliate hat all the time. He doesn't do the other stuff you describe though, thank goodness.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 2:03pm.
1. no offense to the petite among you, but you have to have some height to make that type dress work
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I so agree with that. I would totally rock the red and pink dress with a nice belt and cardigan(helps distract from my petiteness). the second dress I would skip the crochet thing on the shoulder. But I'm also a hipster so I can pull those dresses off
*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*