Looking Flawless At Lawless

Every ho, including this ho, is talking about Liberty Ross making her first red carpet appearance at the Lawless premiere in Hollywood last night, but everybody should be talking about how Shia LaDouche’s mother, Shayna LaBeouf, and her ultra glamorous guest tucked every young bitch in by showing up looking like this. When Shayna shows up to a party with her gold gladiator heels on, that’s every youngins’ cue to turn on the night light, pull the sheet up to their neck and go to bed, because she’s got this.

Just like Shayna’s guest’s hair, my body is sweeping to the side and is about to fall off its chair from being exposed to this kind of style. Shia might be a dirty douche bottle full of dick cheese, but he doesn’t tell lies. Shayna really is an ethereal angel.

I’m just surprised that the skin of Shia’s girlfriend Karolyn Pho hasn’t lightened three shades from always standing in Shayna’s glamorous shadow.

UPDATE: Right after I finish writing this update I’m going to punish myself by watching Kim Kardashian’s sex tape in its entirety, because the side swept silver beauty with Shayna is one of the 3 Golden Sisters. Not recognizing a HS goddess is the worst crime of all.