Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 25, 2012 / Posted by:

For many years this B- list actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has managed to keep his love for cross dressers and transsexuals to himself. What I mean by that is back in the day it was sort of known that he enjoyed them, but then he decided that no one would take him seriously if they found out about his secret life and he had enough issues with women in his life that the last thing he needed was talk about him also enjoying lots of other things. Lately though, his girlfriend of a few years has encouraged him to explore and has been there with him and out actor has not only enjoyed threesomes with his girlfriend and transsexuals, but also has been dressing up himself and doing so on a regular basis. He even has taken some hormones to try and get some breasts. The problem is as much as he loves doing it, he is also afraid that if they get too noticeable he won’t get any film roles. The other thing is, he has had so much plastic surgery that no matter what he does or how much makeup he wears, he really does not make the most attractive woman. But, he is happy. He says he feels more free than he ever has and that because he is free he has stopped drinking and doing other drugs. (CDAN)

If more hos traded in their serious hunger for the bad shit for (NSFWish) gaffs and size 16 heels, the world would be a much more glamorous and happier place.

If it wasn’t for the whole “B-list actor,” “girlfriend” and “Academy Award nominee” thing, I’d say without a question mark that this is Miss Bruce Jenner, because you know he has an award-winning tuck and you know he and Pimp Mama Kris have both licked the nipple of a trans flower at the same time. (The line to get that image Magic Erased from your brain forms to the left.)

Because he’s always got six layers of Playboy Pink gloss slathered on his gummy worm lips and he’s usually wearing a titty-accentuating blouse from Cache, my guess is Mickey Rourke? But I am side-eying that “does not make the most attractive woman” shit, because if a Kardashian or a Tater Sister can get a cover of Cosmo, so can Mickalina Rourke.

It has now been a little over 30 days since this sibling of a trainwreck actress entered rehab. She is supposed to have been released by now, but maybe she needed more help for her issues which include an eating disorder which is caused by her addiction to some pills her sister got her hooked on. (CDAN)

Ali Lohan? An 18-year-old in rehab is considered a “late fucking bloomer” in the Lohan family.

We used to see this child out all the time with their parents. These sightings provided lots of photo ops of normal parent/child stuff, usually with the mother, but often with the father. However, lately, the child has been missing from public view. We hear it’s because the child has become uncontrollable in public. They are hitting, kicking, and don’t want to be touched. They have also been heard screaming at one of the parents, “You’re not my real mother/father!” (Blind Gossip)

Suri is in front of a paps lens almost every single day, so this isn’t her. Who ever the brat is needs to be sent to aubelita boot camp.

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