The Trollsens Have Done It Again
Last year, PETA figuratively threw a can of red paint at Mary-Kate and Ashley Trollsen after their fashion line The Row put out a $39,000 alligator backpack that looked like a giant pregnant roach. That ugly backpack made of Wally Gator's mom sold out, because sometimes rich people get bored with burning their money in front of the poors and so they spend it on overpriced, ugly crap instead. Mixing their two favorite loves, making money and sucking the souls out of animals, worked so well the first time that those two Cruella de Trolls are doing it again.
The Zoe Report says that The Row is selling a "second generation" version of their alligator backpack, but this time they've covering it with patches of real fur instead of the carcass of a gator. Before I tell you how much this traveling animal cemetery costs, let me tell you all the things you could buy instead of buying this bundle of Muppet pubes:
- A Smart Car full of BUNNIES!!!!!
- A mountain of 30,000 KFC cheese top burgers that you can dive into and then eat yourself out of.
- 100 lap dances from OctoMom and 20 handjobs from Lindsay Lohan followed by 100 therapy sessions and 10 visits to the free clinic.
- 112 Olsen Barbies that you can skin and turn into a dozen Olsen doll backpacks.
- The handle of a Birkin bag.
You can buy any one of those things or you can make the Trollsen empire even richer by spending $16,900 on one of PETA's worst nightmares. Yeah, that bag is almost $17,000. The alligator one is almost $40k, so this is A DEAL! Seriously, though, that's a lot of money for a bag that is as tortured, busted and raggedy as the bags who designed it. Well, I guess it's the perfect thing to carry out in public if your ass is out of flour and you need a bitch to throw some at you.
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 3:10pm.
How I would LOVE to throw a whole can of red paint at those two abominations!
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I bet they would think is blood and lick it from one another.
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The cheese topped KFC sandwich is skeeving me out almost as bad as the Pomeranian bag
It prolly cost 10 bucks to make it TOTAL. And that thing is covered with dog fur. Remember that Sears alligation that P Duddy's line was using dog fur?
I bet this is the same. Speaking of dogs (tear), has anyone seen the TABU episode of NatGeo about Koreans eating all parts of dog and how there are only certain days when you are allowed to eat it, cause it makes men fertile and so on?
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Can I get one made entirely of baby ducks?
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How I would LOVE to throw a whole can of red paint at those two abominations!
Looks like one of Cousin It's balls.
i hate these trolls and their ridiculously ugly extravagant handbags that 1 percenters buy because they can. IT'S STARTING TO PISS ME THE FUCK OFF.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 3:07pm.
Paris Hilton's dumb ass will think they're chihuahuas and buy 15 of them.
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Bahahahahahahah!!!
"Patches of real fur"??? What the fuck?
the handle of a Birkin bag. LOL. Yeah, I don't get the spending patterns of the filthy rich, either. They are simply unimaginative...and in these cases of animal carcass as fashion ...morally bankrupt. I hate tasteless rich people. (And trust me, money does not buy taste.) In closing, I am a tasteful poor. With ethics. Loves animals. (But not in the romantic way.....boo.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Paris Hilton's dumb ass will think they're chihuahuas and buy 15 of them.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Where is the "I can't with this" tag?
it looks like a lil dog! awwwww
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