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Bonkers Candy from the 1980s - Bonkers was a delicious chewy fruit candy that filled your mouth with an even fruitier and gooier filling when you bit into it. Eating it was kind of like sucking off Clay Aiken, I'm guessing. Nabisco stopped making Bonkers a while ago, but Bonkers' Wiki page says that the company who now owns the trademark will bring it back to the world early next year. This is going to open up my own personal culinary world, because soon I won't only get my doctor's recommended daily intake of fruit from Starburst, Skittles, pineapple-flavored lube, Big Bucket daiquiri mix, strawberry Shasta and Juicy Fruit gum. I can get it from Bonkers too!
Even though Bonkers dropped a fruit party in your mouth, it was all about the commercials. In every commercial, an old, crotchety, slightly creepy memaw told us that most folks think Bonkers is gum, but when they bite into it a giant piece of fruit will crash on top of them, knocking the stick out of their ass. Everything is funny about a plastic strawberry fucking up your house and crushing your internal organs.
The secret ingredient in the fruit filling was totally LSD.
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Submitted by MJF on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 11:57am.
For about a month in the late 70's early 80's, Hubba Bubba made a chocolate-flavored gum. I must've been the only slore chewing that awesomeness 'cuz it was gone in a nanosecond.
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Do you remember the chocolate Now&Laters? They were around in the early 80's, and I was a big fan.
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Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 10:44am.
OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED BONKERS
why don't they still make those? that's up there with the other all star 80's candies like Now -n- Laters, Razzles and Fun Dip :D
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I haven't seen Bonkers in years, but the other candies that you listed are still for sale here in Jersey. They all gave me cavities throughout the years.
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ferrara pan needs to stage a candy comeback.
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The fruit crusher, yes! :)
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Coming from a family that ate mostly healthy stuff, yum yum yum yum... ☺
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Never heard of this but I'd just like to say that I love any candy that comes in watermelon flavor!
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I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
I realize now that I was a very classy kid, because I would save my pennies for Andes Mints. Actually, the real reason they were my favorite was because even if you didn't have a quarter to buy a whole candy bar, you could buy the mints for 3 cents a piece.
This kind of totally made my day. (yea, my life is that boring). I loved this candy as a kid and still from time to time will peruse the candy at my local shady store and see if they have them.
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I was deprived. No sugary cereals, no sugary gums or candy as a kid.
My parents sucked.
Submitted by MJF on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 11:57am.
For about a month in the late 70's early 80's, Hubba Bubba
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I LOVED Hubba Bubba!!! LOL! that shit was the BOMB. They had a Grape one that was fantastic:)
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turnelbup...oh yeah! I remember those.
There were girls in my middle school who would make these hot cinnamon toothpicks at home (they soaked 'em in cinnamon extract or something) and sell them.
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@MJF LOVED Canfield's Diet Chocolate Soda!
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For about a month in the late 70's early 80's, Hubba Bubba made a chocolate-flavored gum. I must've been the only slore chewing that awesomeness 'cuz it was gone in a nanosecond. Sadness. I'd still be chewing that shit today while slurping down can of Canfield's Diet Chocolate Fudge soda (don't even want to know the chemicals on that ingredients list).
On a side note: in jr. high, I used to buy packs of gum and then sell pieces between classes for $0.25 (which was what an entire pack cost me!). I made a killing until the man shut me down.
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Super Bubble ftw!
YES, Razzles is correct - that started out as hard candy and ended up as gum.
Shout out for LIK-M-AID!!! And that vanilla dippin' stick you ate when the powder was all gone!
I also remember Fizzies, which you dropped into water to make a fizzy beverage. Not a candy, I know.
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I LOVED THIS COMMERCIAL! LOL, at Cum Gum - yep that's what we used to call it. And Bubble Yum had spider eggs in it...ah, youth...
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Ha! I remember these.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 11:00am.
Wasn't there a candy called Peds that started out as cant but turned into gum?
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Sounds like Razzles?
you are talking about Freshen Up aka Cum Gum
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I can remember them so well! Going to buy them for my kiddies! Nomnom! I remember the squirting gum too! They used to give it to us @ the liquor store when we went in w/mom and dad! :p which is probably frowned upon now!
Give me the original Double Bubble 2 for a penny ANYDAY! I LOVED that gum. It reminds me of when I played baseball, there was was this variety store at the end of our road (lived in the country) and it was a good 3 mile walk to get to it but we use to go all that distance with only fifty cents, we'd collect pop bottles on the way there too and if we were lucky with the extra pop bottles money we would SUPER LOAD UP on DB and those long flat ribbons things with pink white and chocolate (neapolitan) stripes. The shit was super thin and sometimes you could get a couple extra ones stuck to the ones you bought, mind you I'm sure the guys knew. but the main thing was a monster pocket full of DB and not the shitty little pieces you get now these were nice big fat squares...ah good times LOL:P
Whamo...yes! That was it. :)
I remember the commercial, but don't think I had the candy. I do remember the gum with the liquid center, though.
Damn you MK! You always find these childhood gems.
Submitted by guest on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 10:40am.
Don't remember this @ all. But I do remember that green gum that had a green liquid squirt in it.
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The square ones..not cubed like this shit but flattish squares? if it's the same one I remember I was grossed out by that nasty squirty center toxic chemical crap. To this day I can't chew squirty gum echhhh!!
Wasn't there a candy called Peds that started out as cant but turned into gum? It wasn't that good but I begged my parents for it
The only thing I loved more than Bonkers was the commercial. As a kid I wanted the big fruit to fall on me like it did in the commercial.
When I watched the clip I remembered the last time I saw the commercial--I maybe five or six at my grandparents house. Weird.
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Submitted by MJF on Wed, 06/27/2012 - 10:42am.
I liked Freshen-Up gum better because it actually WAS gum so it lasted longer than this shit.
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Plus its commercial was maybe even better than this one: "I didn't know the GUM was loaded!"
OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED BONKERS
why don't they still make those? that's up there with the other all star 80's candies like Now -n- Laters, Razzles and Fun Dip :D
I liked Freshen-Up gum better because it actually WAS gum so it lasted longer than this shit. Had to look for the value of longevity in candy when you were buying it with babysitting money.
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Don't remember this @ all. But I do remember that green gum that had a green liquid squirt in it.
Bonkers was gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I remember the packaging but don't remember if I had any. How could I have not? One usually tries every candy at least once!
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Oh, man, I remember that commercial... probably because of the intense, high-tech graphics.
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We called this cum gum. Good stuff!
My mom wouldn't let me or my brother get those because "that shit is nasty!" so we had to settle for Skittles and Starburst.
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Yeah! One of my childhood favorites. If these come back I'll be buying a ton.
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god, i'd not thought of those nasty things in years. so gross. i ate them a lot.
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Don't remember these either. God my brain must have been frazzled in the 80s, although to be fair everything MK remembers seems to come from Saturday morning cartoon hour from gum to plushy monsters to dollies.
Candy flipping with Bonkers....wicked!
Oh shoot! I forgot about those!
That was a pretty good commercial, too.
There is a Japanese version of these things that are delicious. I don't know what they're called but they sell them in the Korean delis. They have a grape flavor that makes you hyper-salivate when you eat them. And there's a yogurt flavor, which is mildly baffling until you remember... they're from Japan.