Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 29, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

No, Bruschi the 4-year-old Boston Terrier from Texas doesn’t hold the Guinness World Record for the dog with the longest meth addiction, but he does currently hold the record for the dog with the biggest eyeballs. Bruschi’s got the Cisco Adler nutsack of eye domes!

Bruschi’s owner Victoria didn’t think of his “crackhead’s eyeballs trying to jump out of its sockets after a 10-day bender on the wrong stuff” seeing globes until her friends started commenting on how it feels like he’s NOM NOM NOMing on their souls or like they just told him the most SHOCKING news ever. So Victoria submitted an application, measured Bruschi’s eyeballs in at 28 millimeters in diameter and Guinness gave her the news that he’s officially the Bulge Eye Dog King!

“I honestly feel like he would be really happy about it. Some people do make fun of him for his looks, but I feel like he would go up to them and say: ‘Haha, look where I am now, I’ve got a record for my looks!’”

Bruschi is a record and he’s also a lucky bitch for being in good soul-eating eyes company with STAINS and James Haven! (Eat your fingers if you’re throwing “Brian Peppers'” name into that list, because that’s just not right.)

via Arbroath

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