Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 30, 2012 / Posted by:

The pair of man nalgas that buttbombed Bryce Harper’s first Major League Baseball hit at the Nationals vs. Dodgers game. According to the 5 seconds of research I did by scanning headlines on Google, 19-year-old Bryce Harper is the hottest fresh meat on the baseball stroll, or some shit, and he hit the ball at a game over the weekend, which I guess is a big deal. But in 50 years when Bryce is inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame and they show a clip from his first hit, the only thing people will stare at is the glorious moon rising above home base. Let’s go to the money shot:

One headline said that this buttbomb tainted Bryce Harper’s big debut, but dude would’ve hand to bend over a little farther to really taint this shit. And today’s Hot Slut runner-up goes to the chicken mohawk mullet on Bryce’s head. I don’t know how that happened to his head, but I’m glad it did.

via Deadspin

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