Thursday, April 19th 2012

Pregnant Dude And His Wife Have Pressed Pause On Their Marriage

Pregnant Dude (government: Thomas Beatie) filmed an episode of The Doctors this morning (it airs in May) and he dropped two bombs. No, by that I don't mean two more babies dropped out of him and rolled across the stage. Surprisingly, that didn't' happen. Pregnant Dude said that he and his wife of 9 years and the mother of his two kids, Nancy Beatie, are taking a break from each other's genitals. Pregnant Dude also said that he has just finished his last gender reassignment surgery, which means that his peen is now a poon. Oh, and Nancy hasn't met his new peen yet. Pregnant Dude went on to say:

"Nancy hasn’t seen the new me yet. Like all marriages, we have our ups and downs, and we’re going through a rough patch right now. At the moment, we’re separated."

Okay, Nancy must be the kind of ho who'd rather have a clit on her tongue than a peen head. Because I wouldn't put my marriage in the time out corner until after I saw that dick. Big dick is a game changer. The most surprising part is we didn't watch their marriage slowly fall into the gutter on a reality show. How are they not on TLC full time?! Oh TLC, I feel like I don't know you anymore.

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Pregnant Dude went on to say, IT'S COMPLICATED! Sheesh.

Lisbet,

I asked you to do your due diligence before you make rude and snide remarks about transgendered people. If you knew anything about transgendered people I imagine you would not continue to make such ignorant remarks. I am not going to "cite resources" in a chat thread, I don't need to. Do your own research. There is plenty out there. You can start with GLAAD if you are so inclined.

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Nope, Thomas is a famewhore, that's all. All the other stuff, including being crazy confused, divorcing and his kids being bullied, plenty of others have gone through the same. It's awful but many kids are bullied. In fact, I am sure these kids will grow up to be more sensitive and open minded that others because of their parents. This couple are famewhores and they grew apart, end of. I am sorry to hear they broke up and I hope the kids can grow up relatively unharmed by it. Finito.

Btw, anyone saying they shouldn't have had kids, let them first give up their own kids/family/others and their equal rights and then maybe they can have a say in the matter, otw just stfu! Really!

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People like this including and especially this sick selfish son of a muthhfukr should be put in somewhere for the insane! Those poor kids.

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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:52pm.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 9:02pm.
This thing is just a freak of nature and not fit to be anywhere but in a damn side show. I can't with this unnatural bullshit.

You know that this is EXACLTY what the reaction was about interracial couples some 50 years ago, right?

Hopefully soon enough transgender people will be accepted and won't be looked upon as being "unnatural".
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He still has a uterus. If he really wanted to be a man, he would have had all the female plumbing taken out. You can't have it both ways. I have no issue with transgender. But he seems to be a publicity whore.

I accept transgender people, but I do not accept the "in fact we all want to be women, as women have the better things" like having children, like wearing fancy stuff - "but we also want the best of men's lives" - please decide.
Sex changes aren't against nature; f.e. there's some kind of saltwater tetrapoda - if two males happen to met each other and fight, the stronger one becomes female. See everybody wants to be a woman - men were only "invented" to get more genetic diversity, but still our ways of chosing mates have made men superior and that won't change for a while or never.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 1:00pm.

Well said, ME.

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I have nothing against gay people. But I just get tired of hearing "pregnant dude". There never has been and never will be a pregnant man. This is biological woman who is pregnant/giving birth, having surgery to LOOK like a man. I'm sure she already feels like a man, and I have no problem with that. But there is no such thing as a pregnant man.

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It must suck to be born in a body you do not feel is "you" and have to undergo such extremes to become the gender/person you feel you should be.

No snark nor judgement from me. Thankful to have been born and happy with being a girl and not have to face such turmoil.

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 9:02pm.
This thing is just a freak of nature and not fit to be anywhere but in a damn side show. I can't with this unnatural bullshit.

You know that this is EXACLTY what the reaction was about interracial couples some 50 years ago, right?

Hopefully soon enough transgender people will be accepted and won't be looked upon as being "unnatural".

Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 2:56am.
YIPES! That is a lot of money. :( I don't envy the women who have to save up to transition into manhood.

I guess it could be worse. The other operation sounds even more painful.

Submitted by Chrisantemus on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:48am.
That's something that I keep hearing trans stories about, people breaking up after a sex change surgery because despite the romantic stuff about loving the person and not their sex organs, they are GAY. It's no diff from a straight person breaking up with their SO for the same reason. It's sad, but logical.

Hell, I wonder if that was the real reason for friction between Chaz and his ex-girlfriend who held his hand through the whole media blitz and the first treatments. My first thought was, "I don't think they're gonna make it. She signed on for a relationship with a woman, and she got a man."

I also read something about that in a book called "The Drowning Girl," where the love interest sez that she was previously a gay man, but after the sex change her boyfriend just lost interest.

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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 8:51pm.

Just wow. I thought d listers were way more intellligent and accepting than this. GET SOME LGBT EDUCATION!

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Submitted by kissingassandcu... on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 7:16am.
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Uh, yeah...

Do you have any, y'know, counter arguments or anything? Because all I'm seeing there is "I don't like what you're saying, so I'll say you're wrong. Therefore you are wrong. Because I say you're wrong. Therefore you are wrong."

I also love the idea that I need to do research. Just because I come to a conclusion that you don't like, does not mean I have not done research.

Also, if you have different sources, please present them. I'll read them when I get the time. Don't just tell me I'm ig'nant - actually engage in a discussion, or ignore me.

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I don't know why anybody would care how or why someone would choose to define themselves in a certain way. It doesn't effect you and if you believe it does, you need to get the fuck over yourself.

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" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs

got no problem with transgenders, have known a few and i am sympathetic, however, i dont like the famewhoring and publicity seeking of this couple,jmo

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@agirl -- LMAO

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:49am.
I love these types of threads because it brings out the true colors in some posters. Yikes.

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I love these types of threads because it brings out the true colors in some posters. Yikes.

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Submitted by Chris Knight on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 7:52am.

Wrong on all levels

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CK, your viewpoint is result of thinking of some fundamental ideal condition for human beings that doesn't really exist. Nice to have values, but bring them reality. Need a heavy dose of humility and compassion to live day to day. These two are gross in their self promotion and are doing nobody LGBT any favors. Many who support LGBT ppl are offended by these two jerks.

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Wrong on all levels

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I'm just tired looking at this person topless.

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Lizbet,

Please don't speak of things you do not know. You cannot know how someone in this position feels. It's easy for you to suppose that these people feel this way due to cultural oppression of gender ideals. I can see how you might come to that conclusion without actually knowing what these people go through and how they feel, this is an easily derived first look at a problem but it simply isn't the case. Please do some research before you make glib comments about this. And at the very least, have some compassion.

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ffs stop saying peens and poons, it's so infantile and annoying. Call them by their correct names, cocks and cunts.

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Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 2:53am.

You are not a pregnant man. You are a pregnant woman with a mutilated body to look like a man.
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Agreed.

I'm sick of people acting like they're "really" male or female. Being more attracted to things and lifestyles more traditionally associated with the opposite sex does not mean you're "in the wrong body".

It means that gender roles are imposed by society. A man who likes makeup, traditionally female clothes etc., does not lose his maleness simply because he goes far outside those gender roles. And vice versa.

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It is early morning here and I am scrolling the comments to get the Cliff Notes on this story. If he wants to be a biological man, and the couple wanted a child, why didn't the partner who preferred being a biological female birth the child?

ETA: Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 10:48pm.

agirl - lol @ the sock turning analogy!

MK goofed. I think this guy was born a woman; took hormones and had his breasts removed; then found out his wife was infertile. So he stopped his transition there, had 3 kids, and apparently recently got his poon turned into a peen.
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Whew! Thanks Spaz, now I get it. Except why is his government name "Thomas"?

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pregnant dude

you can have your breasts cut off. you can take hormoans to grow body hair.
you are still a woman.

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Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 2:53am.
Chaz said he didn't like the results of fake penis surgery at this time and wanted to wait until they got better at it, not that he couldn't afford it.

Anyway this story has always annoyed me. You are not a pregnant man. You are a pregnant woman with a mutilated body to look like a man. I'll indulge people and call them he or she if they want, but you can't biologically change your gender.
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That's because gender isn't biological. Sex is. There are plenty of people who are born with a sex that doesn't match their gender identity, hence gender identity disorder. These people strongly feel their whole lives that they were born as the wrong sex and identify as the opposite sex. Some of them choose to make their outsides match their insides so they can live their life as the person they feel they were meant to be, and identify with. It's a serious issue that many people deal with their whole lives and it's a painful issue for them. They don't take it lightly and I don't understand why other people choose to make light of their trouble.

Here is a little reading on the subject.

I'm not surprised they separated. When they met they were both female lesbians. Then, pregnant dude decided he was really a man and now that the transformation is complete (notwhitstanding MK's poon/peen mix up) the wife wants nothing to do with a dude. Why? BECAUSE SHE IS A LESBIAN!!!

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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 2:43am.
According to This Site,

""Phalloplasty procedures also tend to be very expensive (between $50,000 to $150,000) and are often not covered by insurance. "

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Chaz said he didn't like the results of fake penis surgery at this time and wanted to wait until they got better at it, not that he couldn't afford it.

Anyway this story has always annoyed me. You are not a pregnant man. You are a pregnant woman with a mutilated body to look like a man. I'll indulge people and call them he or she if they want, but you can't biologically change your gender.

BTW, how much does it take for a decent peen surgery? Chaz seems like he's been saving up for that forever. Of course, he might also keep splurging on pork rinds and having to save up again.

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:14am.

Poon peen. Peen poon. Ron Popeen, inventor of the Ron Popeen peen poon changer.

Hahahaha. If anyone could have sold that it would have been Ron "black spray paint on bald spot" Popeil!

*whips around in red chair like on the Voice*

I think it's supposed to be his poon(when he was still a she) is now a peen(even though he is still a she).

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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:42am.

Divorce/separation is rough when there are kiddos involved, regardless of whatever gender/species you like to hump on.

'Tis. Sometimes the effects don't show up in the kids till much later.

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This one is lost on me. Too confusing.

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Divorce/separation is rough when there are kiddos involved, regardless of whatever gender/species you like to hump on.

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Peen and Poon sound's like a couple of Asian performance artists or magicians to me.

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Having said that, I still ROFLMAO when I remember that Chaz is "saving up for a penis".

Not a fan of Bill Maher but he killed it when he said Zimmerman looked like Chaz.

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I could understand maybe a lucky locket kiddle sans the locket, but a cabbage patch doll up the ass sounds rather, um, ambitious to me.

that would be a cabbage ass baby....

Has anyone seriously questioned why there's a vertical double line anomaly thing through the left side BY Pregnant Man's head? AND why there's an anomalous cut-myself-shaving-tissue-blood 'dot' thing on her head by the hairline??

Spooky coincidence? I think not maybe. Maybe, is all I'm saying. *cue x-files theme

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Poon peen. Peen poon. Ron Popeen, inventor of the Ron Popeen peen poon changer.

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agirl - I can get behind the big dick sentiment, haha.

I went back to one of those other dlisted posts about this guy's pregnancy, where MK wrote: "BABIES!! BABIES!!! Shit, I think I'm the only bitch on the planet who isn't fucking knocked up. I better shove a Cabbage Patch Doll up my ass, so that I can give birth to it. That way I won't feel like I'm missing out."

I could understand maybe a lucky locket kiddle sans the locket, but a cabbage patch doll up the ass sounds rather, um, ambitious to me.

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That is a massively unattractive visual.

I was curious why the wife who kept her lady parts didn't have the babies but now I see that this freak show would not have garnered the big $$$$$ for anything so ordinary.

I feel sorry for the kids. Not only is their parents' marriage falling apart because lesbian mommy doesn't like transgender daddy's new peen, but as they grow up they're going to be haunted by the big media circus around daddy's pregnancy.

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I'm inspired to cut off my boobies and grow a beard.

This photo is so hot. I think I will masturbate to it tonight.

Yowza!