Ryan Gosling Continues To Save Lives
Ryan Gosling can stop a street fight by cooling the boiling blood in everyone's head with the velvety maple syrup essence that wafts off of him when he cracks a smile, but his life-saving powers go way beyond that. Ryan Godling is a real human being AND a real hero. Laurie Penny, a British journalist, learned this firsthand when Ryan saved her from walking in front of a speeding taxi in NYC yesterday. Laurie was on 6th Avenue and completely forgot that all American cars are righters. Laurie was looking the other way when Ryan winked death away from her by pulling her to safety. Of course, Laurie Tweeted about her real-life remake of Closer and of course, Ryan wore a Canadian tuxedo while saving her from getting a bear hug from the Grim Reaper. via Observer:
I literally, LITERALLY just got saved from a car by Ryan Gosling. Literally. That actually just happened.I was crossing 6th avenue in a new pink wig. Not looking the right way because I am from London. Ryan Gosling grabbed me away from a taxi.
He did not say 'hey, girl.' He said 'hey, watch out!'
Identity of no-idea-if-actually-a-manarchist-but-definitely-a-decent-sort Ryan Gosling confirmed by girl near me, who said 'you lucky bitch'
Confession: I did a double-double-take because, initially, I thought it was @jedweightman. Then realised Jed would not wear double denim.
Are we sure the cab driver didn't just swerve out of the way to pull over and fap to the boner-inducing Canadian dream in the flesh? But I really want to know is how did Laurie reward Ryan for his heroic act? I mean, the reasonable thing to do what would be to let Ryan know that you are going to honor his heroism by pinning your Purple No-No Medal to his peen.
And when your ass walks by a pink wig-wearing ho lying on the street after getting hit by a taxi, you can tell her that she's just been Gosling'ed.
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Submitted by jrheartsas on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:57pm.
This sounds like the rehashed script of Closer and the opening scene where and American Natalie portman (who wears a pink wig later in the movie) crosses a London street looking the wrong way and is hit by a taxi and saved by Jude Law. Did no one else pick up on this straight away??
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Omg, you may have something there...
I hated that movie.
Another rescue??? It's either a coincidence or his publicist is working overtime.
Ryan has zero sex appeal AND he's NOT hot, just ok.
Ryan will always be that dude. Coolness consolidated, he is.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." — Albert Einstein
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:51am.
Not sure what anyone sees in this basic-as-fuck guy. He face is shaped like a banana.
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Lmao it is!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 12:59pm.
Remember the Titans and Murder by Numbers are the only two movies I've seen of which he's in. And I cannot put my finger of what character he played in either.
*ducks tomatoes*
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Oh. My. God. Don't tell me you haven't seen the Notebook? Prepare to feel the rage of a million teenage girls (and teenage boys, whose girlfriends made them sit through that movie).
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*opens can of fruit using Ryan's chin*
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
I see I'm not alone in finding zero hotness in Ryan. He is so unsexy and unhot. He is so not the male Samantha Brick!
This sounds like the rehashed script of Closer and the opening scene where and American Natalie portman (who wears a pink wig later in the movie) crosses a London street looking the wrong way and is hit by a taxi and saved by Jude Law. Did no one else pick up on this straight away??
Closer: the movie
No. I just thought it looked like a special something you would buy on a trip. TEAM USA!
Um - isn't he still in Thailand? Everybody keeps "seeing" him all over the globe, but he's been shooting that martial arts film there for like forever.
Maybe this woman was just hallucinating.
ETA: Nope, it probably really was him. He left Thailand last week.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 2:45pm.
"yeah, right. Europe. 'Cause we don't have leathergoods here, right?"
You're just jealous of us, Berny!
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
I so would. He's not my usual type, but reminds me of my first boyfriend. I fell madly in love with him after "Blue Valentine." My panties evaporated after he peeled his shirt off. Oh, my.
Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 1:54pm.
I want that leather jacket. He probably bought it in Europe somewhere.
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yeah, right. Europe. 'Cause we don't have leathergoods here, right?
do you think he picked up his Canadian Tuxedo in Europe, too? Their denim is probably so much more sophisticated than ours, dontcha think?
I'll bet that t-shirt is European, too!
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
He's insidious and creepy. I'd be afraid to be alone in a room with him.
And by manarchist, she probably refers to a man-anarchist. She's a feminist writer and is associated with OWS as well. Her tweets are really irritating but at least she's doing some good. Oh and here's the ryan gosling manarchist tumblr. God these days there's a meme for everything:
http://manarchistryangosling.tumblr.com/
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Trailer Trash.
I want that leather jacket. He probably bought it in Europe somewhere.
Her twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/PennyRed/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2FjSh9fu0e
lol at that Britney wig.
Remember the Titans and Murder by Numbers are the only two movies I've seen of which he's in. And I cannot put my finger of what character he played in either.
*ducks tomatoes*
Submitted by guest on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:59am.
He's not sessy in stills imo but when he's acting (Fracture) he can be.
This here is the truth. I too found him boring & overrated until I saw "Fracture" which was GREAT.
Hekki - it's not that I dislike him, I just don't see the hot. And now I can't even remember if I've even seen one of his movies.
*googles*
here's the "chic" he saved, with her tits' out
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/52/lauriepennyred.jpg/
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
M.E.: http://gawker.com/5899089/journalist-desperately-seeks-women-who-dont-li...
I still find absolutely zero appeal in Ryan 'brown-bagger' Gosling. But that woman's tweets are hilarious. I especially like how she gives an @ mention to somebody who has never even tweeted
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:21am.
"And why do I always associate him with "Brokeback Mountain"?"
because of his propensity for double denim?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
man, from bad angles ryan is so not hot but from good ones, the man is ssssssssssssssssssssssmokin' which i guess makes him not really hot.
"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
I don't like this photo, but I do like the Gosling in general despite his male blonde hair handicap (I prefer brunettes) :-)
Co-sign everything in MissDLC comment.
I do not find the Gosling attractive. At. All.
*sits next to loopygorilla with ice-cream*
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 11:17am.
Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
<"He did not say 'hey, girl.' ">
Well no shit Butch. I just Googled a pic. I doubt it woulda come from me either.
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 11:06am.
Why do Jen and Reese get all of the chin jokes?===================================
because man-chins look particularly heinous on untalented, attention-starved skanks?
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
*raises hand*
I'm in the club too - he's so wimpy.
Now that Manganiello - I want to lure him to my lair and keep him until I can't think of anything else to do with him. That will be a loooong time......
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 11:04am.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Hahaha weezy, good call!!
Ryan looks so stoned in this pic, so yes I would. lol
Why do Jen and Reese get all of the chin jokes?============================================
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:59am.
LMAO!! "Never get involved in a land war in Asia."
unattractive guy wearing a Canadian Tuxedo does what anyone would do at a busy intersection ... this is news?
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:47am.
There is a whole tumbler (livejournal) whatever the kids use these days dedicated to Ryan Gosling. It's all these memes with Ryan Gosling that say "Hey Girl". I don't get it at all but that is what she is referring to in that tweet.
I won't divulge how I discovered this either :)
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Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:53am.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:51am.
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:47am.
So, I think she's being a little unclear about the literally part.
It makes me think of that part in The Princess Bride. "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
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That made me spit my coffee out! Princess Bride one of the best movies eva!!
My favorite scene...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_eZmEiyTo0&feature=related
He's not sessy in stills imo but when he's acting (Fracture) he can be.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Why do I feel like choking the hell out of Laurie?
double denim.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:51am.
Not sure what anyone sees in this basic-as-fuck guy. He face is shaped like a banana.
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can I join your club please?
seriously, he has narrow shoulders, square body and if he didnt do weights, nobody would take a look at him twice.
plus he is seriously overrated, that ides of march movie was the biggest load of fucking shit i have seen in 6 months.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:38am.
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Ya baby..the girls and their Cooooggggaaaaasss
Like a good Canadian I just KNEW you'd appreciate that Ophy..lol!!
That's a horrible picture of him you posted. But he's so fuckable! Mmmm.
I just scrolled down and read some comments about how he doesn't do it for people. I normally wouldn't think he's so great but there's just something about him. Maybe because he's quiet and doesn't talke shit like other actors. And that he is not an asshole and really seems like a cool guy. He looks like he would just be so hot in bed because he would not talk about himself like other actors would. I guess that doesn't really explain the appeal, but that's a little bit of insight.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:51am.
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:47am.
So, I think she's being a little unclear about the literally part.
It makes me think of that part in The Princess Bride. "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
LOL! Like when Rachel Zoe said, "I literally feel like a cow about to moo" on her show.
He's not hot to me. Definitely not ugly, but kind of non-descript.
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Douchechill!
HEY GURRRRRRLL YOU NEED TO WATCH OUT! YOUR ASS IS ABOUT TO LAUNCH INTO SPACE WITH THAT PINK WIG OF YOURS GURLFRIEND!!!GIRLFRANNNNNNNDDDDDDD!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:47am.
So, I think she's being a little unclear about the literally part.
It makes me think of that part in The Princess Bride. "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."