Hot Slut Of The Day!

Yesterday's Hot Slut had 2 extra legs and so I'm evening things out with a Hot Slut that has no legs. (If the jukebox in your head suddenly started playing the "I Have No Legs" song from KIDS, then your brain and my brain were cut from the same vodka-soaked, weed-stained brain cloth.) 24-year-old Italo Roman of Curitiba, Brazil lost his legs while playing on a train when he was 13, but he didn't let that stop him from making his professional skateboarding dreams come true. At this weekend's Tampa Pro 2012, Italo Roman (Fun Fact: This entire post is written in Italo Roman typeface) did what most hos with two legs can't do: he made it to the semi-finals.

Don't worry about Italo's balls getting shoved up into his head every time he lands, because I'm pretty sure they're made of steel. I'm also sure that my newest dream couple is Italo Roman and Piyah Martell.

via TNT Magazine

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Dixie McCall on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:07pm.

Oh, I get it...this is one of those feel good slut stories...or is that good feel? My ex husband aint half the man this great kid is. But I digest.

Submitted by MommytoaLittleMan on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 2:57pm.

That's inspiring!! That guy is awesome!!

Submitted by chlyn on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 1:24pm.

Too bad he's a 10-hour flight away - I'd do him.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 11:06am.

Sally reposted Bonnie's comment

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 11:05am.

JFC Migraine, where does this motherfucker live? i want to throw HIM down a flight of stairs!!!!

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And I can't hear a word you say
Not a bit, and I don't give a shit
I got the glass, I got the steel
I got the love to hate
All I need is your head on a stake
Hard headed fuck you all

Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 11:03am.

BonnieG: OMG girl. :-(

He is now an ex husband now so that is a good thing. (I hope)

Submitted by BonnieG on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 11:02am.

Migraine Sally
Please tell me you killed him for doing that to you.

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it took a few years before I realized that kind of treatment was unacceptable.
i only wish i had killed him
he's a doctor now in puerto rico
all of his ex's are my friends on facebook
his pattern of abuse continues.
i wish him death :)

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 10:59am.

Oh my goodness BonnieG! ;(

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Submitted by Margo on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 10:45am.

Not complaining about anything today. Nope.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 10:18am.

I broke my dick bone once :(

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 10:18am.

jesus Whamo, that made me hurt. My exhusband kicked me down a flight of stairs and broke my tailbone. For months, every time I tried to stand up the pain would make me want to pee myself. Even now I can't do sit-ups without a pillow under my ass (who am I kidding, I can't do situps because I'm a lazy ass :D)
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Please tell me you killed him for doing that to you.

Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 10:17am.

I bruised my tail bone once and fuck if you can do ANYTHING without pain ... standing, sitting, lying down, walking, it all hurt!
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Submitted by BonnieG on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 10:06am.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:49am.

He's tough, didn't flinch once! hehehe

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:44am.

I cant stop pondering the state of his nuts. *leaves thread*

Submitted by guest on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:35am.

ON TOPIC: He must wear one hell of a cup. :p lol

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:26am.

Hahaha guys!! *zooms around thread in stolen Topic Cop car* Wheeew wheeew Pull ovah

OT that guy's amazing! ;p

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:17am.

@ Reason

Internal Bleeding!!!! ahh I'm sure that must have hurt too. lol!!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:13am.

Ouch Whamo, have had a few bad falls where internal bleeding may have been involved... but oooof, bet it hurts just thinking of it! ;|

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"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:16am.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 10:31am.

"HOW ARE HIS NUTS NOT SORE!?!"

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Cut away to a reporter asking him "how do you do it"

Answers..."With a lot of hard work".....

*said in Mickey Mouse voice*

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:11am.

*reprimands Sweetas for not addressing the topic whilst evading said topic herself*

LOL. Yes, Whamo, I can totally picture her doing that.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:08am.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 10:33am.
@ Whamo

it probably beats getting kicked in the keister by IF.
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Somehow I think she'd aim for the nuts:)

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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 10:35am.
*massages Whamo's tail bone*
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Oh ya that's nice!!!

*covers nuts*

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:07am.

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 10:35am.

I was kidding guys, come on! *massages Whamo's tail bone* *still doesn't address the topic*
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Reported. Sweetas it's not funny at all, I wish some people would have some maturity around here.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:07am.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 10:31am.

"HOW ARE HIS NUTS NOT SORE!?!"

I'm fairly certain that there are an infinite number of jokes to be made about his testicles, if we just put our heads together. Sucky, I'm looking at you.

Maybe they're so big and strong they act as the padding for his tailbone? Maybe they use the same devil magic he clearly uses for his tricks?

Come on, people. I can't do this alone. Or at all.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:06am.

Gnarly stump burns.

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Please: It's "rahnday."

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:05am.

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 10:28am.
I'm sorry, but as a fellow Canuck, we both know that NOTHING beats curling. :))
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HURRAAAAYYY!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDDD!!!

LMAO!!! :)

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:05am.

I was kidding guys, come on! *massages Whamo's tail bone* *still doesn't address the topic*

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:03am.

@ Whamo

I'm sorry about your little mishap. On the upside: it probably beats getting kicked in the keister by IF.

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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:02am.

Being fired on with automatic weapons while escaping with a hand full of puppies from a south american puppy mill sounded better but unfortunately it was simply a fucking wrench. lol!

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:01am.

HOW ARE HIS NUTS NOT SORE!?!

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:58am.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:32am.

Good for him, it's beats curling
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I'm sorry, but as a fellow Canuck, we both know that NOTHING beats curling. :))

HURRAAAAYYY!!!!

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:57am.

:( Sorry Mr Whamo...thought story would be seedy not tragic.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:56am.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 10:25am.

Everytime I'd stand up I had to hold on for dear life for about 20 seconds as the pain was excruciating.
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oh my god! I hope someone video'd that! That could be on YouTube or America's Funniest Home Videos! Excruciating pain is hysterical! Aha hahahahaa! Oh my god! It's so funny and side splitting that you were in so much pain! Ahahah!!

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:55am.

chk you're msgz bb ♥ ;)

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:57am.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 10:02am.
Whamo, what were you doing that you bruised your tailbone? :O
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Don't laugh but I was changing a tire...(ok laugh) I had the tire in my arms and when I went to sit down I kind of dropped down the last foot or so with the tire in my hands, I sat right on top of the "wrench" end of a spinnit wrench, it lined right up with my tail bone. I could only lay on my side for three bloody days. Everytime I'd stand up I had to hold on for dear life for about 20 seconds as the pain was excruciating. If anyone else out there has bruised their tail bone they'll know what I'm talking about. The worse think is there is nothing you can do about it.

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:53am.

PLEASE STAY ON TOPIC!!! *says nothing on topic myself* Hypocricy is cool. B)

Submitted by guest on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:50am.

Jack...I messaged back.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:42am.

Balls-o-Steel! And really strong too, glad he was allowed in, tough guy!

"I want to know how his tailbone can take that kind of punishment. I bruised mine really badly once and it was crazy painful so every time I saw him land my toes curled and my butt pucker."

Whamo, I had a come back for this but a cutie just made my day by saying sumthin' really sweet, so won't... You make it easy though, hahahahaha

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:41am.

but does he have a peen?

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:40am.

Submitted by guest on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:58am.

Jack...yes! LOL. How was last nite?
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check your messages.

On topic: Looks like it would hurt his ass...
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:32am.

Whamo, what were you doing that you bruised your tailbone? :O

Submitted by mike on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:30am.

Reading the post made me think of the lines from that crappy Butthole Surfers song:

then he lost his leg in Dallas
he was dancin with a train

Submitted by guest on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:28am.

Jack...yes! LOL. How was last nite?

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:20am.

how big his dick be?

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:15am.

Good for him for at least getting out and doing something... I don't think he should be allowed to compete in skateboarding though... Skateboarding is a sport where you are doing tricks WITH YOUR FEET not your hands... much easier to flip a board with your hands than to olly up with your feet and make the board flip and spin... still cool though.
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:15am.

That is

So.

Frakking.

Cool.

Lisbet459: Saying controversial, countercultural things since 2001. Tomorrow I'll say that kittens are cute, and the day after that I'll say that genocide is bad.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:13am.

Submitted by guest on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:36am.

Good on him! Maybe he'll go for those gigantic really tall wall things next.
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Are you referring to a half-pipe?

http://monsterguide.net/images/how-to-build-a-halfpipe.jpg

sooooo pretty...

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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012