Afternoon Crumbs

Ricky Martin gives Spain’s Vanity Fair EXLUSIVA! pictures of his family and yes I’m mad that his twin on the right has cooler hair than everyone I know. It’s very “tamed flock of seagulls.” – Towleroad

On the bright side, at least Wilmer Valderrama isn’t trolling Disney’s playground for damaged pieces – Lainey Gossip

I wish JLo’s gut would tell her to slap herself for being a damn fool – Celebitchy

The handicapped inbred jokes write themselves – The Superficial

Kate Moss is just airing out the goods, or maybe this is her way of telling her arch rival GOOP to suck her twat – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Dominic Purcell works his pec cleavage – Hollywood Tuna

Nightmare brought to life: BROWSTACHES! – The Berry

Yes, Jennifer Lawrence has chichis and here they are – Popoholic

The moment a pap told Katy Perry that a Smurf just pooped on her head – ICYDK

I think I’m more interested in who that dog is dating – Popsugar

Brace yourselves backstage people of Broadway, because Rosie O’Donnell is going to terrorize your asses next – OMG Blog

“Why do you think it tastes like Cheetos, though?” – ScarJo to Jessica Biel when talking about Justin Timberlake’s peen during filming for that Psycho mess – Just Jared

It’s a good thing most weaves can stop a bullet – Crunk + Disorderly

Hamm, please – Videogum

When do we get to the part where the whale wave slaps that screaming lady? – The Daily What

Surprise, surprise, Miss Bahamas looks hot in a bikini – Celebslam

Now you too can own the kitchen floor where Swizz Beatz probably screwed one of his many side pieces on – Cityrag

These Holly Madison pictures are so natural! – Hollywood Rag

That dress will probably look better on the walls of a budget room at Circus Circus – Hollywood Rag