Would You Hit It?
Here's Shia LaDouche running all over Venice, CA yesterday afternoon while looking like an Amish hipster who is spending his rumspringa working as a roadie on the Bon Iver tour. This whole look is a scraggly, raggedy mess and none of it goes together. That slicked black ponytail belongs on a pervy comic book store clerk who spends his lunch hour jerking off into a coffee cup before trying to give it to unsuspecting people on the street (tip: don't take free coffee from Shia). That beard belongs on a bear's ass after it got a full body Ogilvie home perm. Those earphones belong in a Hazmat dumpster, because you know they're covered in ear barf since Shia doesn't wash in there.
I love a big, bushy beard, because it will scrub the dead skin and pimples off of your butt cheeks while you sit on its owner's face, but I wouldn't hit it. How can I hit a piece who obviously stole my abuelita's house cardigan?
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an amish hipster!!! ahahahaha. i'm going to go out searching amish country for my own shia ladouche now!!
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OT: Shia put a bag on it!
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Submitted by Giraffelover on Sat, 03/10/2012 - 7:42pm.
welcome:P
imagine it took shia ledouche to pluck your comment cherry lol.
That beard looks so unnatural. I've always said that if a guy can have a bush on his face and brillo pads on his legs, there's an overgrown jungle in his pants. That is all.
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That is some major pubic beard.
No. Not that I would have anyway, even back when he was fresh faced and in a suit and tie. Dress a douche up OR down, it's still a douche.
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 4:17pm.
"....looking like an Amish hipster who is spending his rumspringa working as a roadie on the Bon Iver tour"... HAHAHAHAHA, I die; funny shit!
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YES this description is awesome! NO I would not, even when he is "cleaned up", I just don't see the hot. He reminds me of a live-action Nicktoons Doug, and he was easily the most annoying thing in Transformers and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Long-Ass Title.
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Ugh! No appeal at all. Hard to believe he was on "Even Stevens" haha.
Btw, this is my first comment. I've been lurking around since early 2011 but I've never plucked up the courage to post. You guys are way too funny!
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"How can I hit a piece who obviously stole my abuelita's house cardigan?"
Totally agreed!
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He's disgusting - I never thought otherwise. Mommy complex too. ugh.
The 70's midwestern housewife sweater,greasy hair,stupid bracelet,skinny jeans, requisite starbucks in hand and overgrown pube face all add up to the perfect douche storm. Ummm...I would probably still hit it as long as I could keep his mouth shut about the horrors of global deforestation,blood diamonds and vegan-ism and keep him focused on peen.
would i hit it? u bet your sweaty balls i would!
All I can think of when I see this picture is the nauseating ear wax accumulated on his headphones...
No.
The beard, the hair, the sweater - no thanks!
HAHAHA at this post.
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Yeh, I hate it too when people who have 24 hr access to hot running water pretend to look dirty. I think I am guilty of doing that for 5 weeks at the most during my college grunge/smashing pumpkins time. lol.
this is nothing shocking to me. i see dudes that look like this every day. its a hipster epidemic and it needs to be stopped. how did looking like you just spent a month in the mountains stockpiling food and guns become so cool? and when i see beards like this i cant help but think they stink. im sure he smells great. ugh gross.
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Is Yentl being remade?
Wow. There was an immediate, visceral reaction in my head yelling "NOOOOOO". No way no way no way. Something about that beard, and then to top it off with the fucking creepy hair.
Rabbi?
Oh you all know I would!
Hellz to the no! Just hit him with the chancla and tell him to clean up!
I almost spit coffee everywhere. Meme this please. Oh and I would. Something about him screams jump my bones.
DIRTY HIPPIE! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where the brain bleach??????
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I wouldn't simply for the fact that he has that mangled finger from the drunk driving accident. I don't want him dragging that dead appendage across mah lady parts!
...and would I hit? Not even with Bea Arthur's dick
Looks like a creepy Freshman Lit professor, the guy who sleeps with his students after reading bad poetry and gives them a D- anyway.
Yep yep! With a shit covered brick!!!
Um, why??? Looks like a dumber version of that h&m model. Hipsters suck, but at least he doesn't look like he can fit into skinny jeans, if you know what I mean....
What a total douche! Looks like he hasn't bathed in a week.
Nice to know he has a tiny dick. Unless you can see the outline through those skinny jeans, don't bother. (Tip from a girl who has dated many hipsters & suffered through many hipsters who were both terrible in bed and less well endowed than pretty much everyone.)
I would. I would hit. Shave it. And hit it again.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
That's one hairy motherfucker! For some reason he strikes me like the super hairy type- the one that shreds hairs nightly and has his carpets covered in hairs.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Fucking not showering is nasty!
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One beer each in 45 minutes? I'd be on my third.
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"....looking like an Amish hipster who is spending his rumspringa working as a roadie on the Bon Iver tour"... HAHAHAHAHA, I die; funny shit!
Yes.
*shameface*
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Dark-sided!
Only thing missing is a red string around SLB's wrist, and Ashton walking next to him making a funny face. The portrait would be complete.
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What. The. Fuck.
Amish hipster who is spending his rumspringa working as a roadie on the Bon Iver tour
lmao This is why I love you so, MK.
LaDouche also looks like a young Dave Gahan, how did I never notice that before?
Submitted by BaconSlut on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 3:40pm.
[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *screams bloody murder while itching self senseless and running head first into the nearest wall*]
He's not worth it. Just hose yourself down and bleach your eyeballs.
Shiela has found her look.
This just proves beyond all doubt, that you could just pull any random person off of a bus and make them into a Hollywood star.
Hell, and another couple years they could look like Nikita Khrushchev and they could photo shop his entire face, and body in. At least Shia is obviously frugal with his earnings.
It's not like he paying a style consultant.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 3:35pm.
[This is funny:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/09/courtney-stodden-website_n_1334914.html]
LOL! She misspelled her own name in her .com address? Hilarious and pathetic. Isn't her Daddy, I mean husband, helping her with her career? Didn't daddy-husband help her oversee the spelling of her own 'maiden' last name? Isn't that the least he could do for her? Sad.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 3:36pm.
[did he just leave a suspicious package in the subway?]
Probably a pair of poopy underwear. He looks like he shits himself a lot (too much granola).
Poser. Bitch needs to lose 20 pounds and sport the black frammed glasses...only then will he be qualified to make me a bone dry cappuccino in SE Portland.
I'd still hit it.
Can you imagine him, Britney Spears, Colin Farrell in the same room?
It would smell like dried up jizz, stale Cheetos, desperation, Jack Daniels.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *screams bloody murder while itching self senseless and running head first into the nearest wall*
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