This Is Our Future, Part 19
The executives at Lifetime must be patting themselves on the horns this morning, because last night's episode of Dance Moms won the not-so-coveted pedophile demographic and made Toddlers & Tiaras look like a video tutorial on how to be a good parent. Head monster in charge, Abby Lee Miller, continued to live vicariously through her skinny dance students by putting them in as little clothes as possible to give the illusion that they were naked showgirls. The moms were appalled, but not one of them busted a citizen's arrest on their own asses for letting this happen. The judges nearly ran to Claire's to buy pearls for them to clutch, but not one of them cried for Chris Hansen to deliver them from this evil. And Abby Lee Miller sat there, eating while bahahahahaha-ing on the inside at how she's corrupted another young soul.
Who in the Jon Benet Dance Troupe Hell thinks it's okay to put "naked," "on stage" and "10-year-old" together in the same equation. Somebody needs to turn Abby Evil Miller around to look for a zipper on her back, because I'm pretty sure she's PedoBear wearing a reworked Ursula costume.
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Judging by the reactions, I'm not going to watch it. That show was gross from the get go.
As twisted as this was, I have to wonder how the dance judges scored them? Unless they were heavily penalized to send the message of "less trash, more actually dancing" then I guess we will continue to see more, and more of this.~ poor girls, and shame on the Moms.
Never seen the show, I don't think there is anything intrinsically wrong with kids wearing bikini like tops or shorty shorts, shit a kid could be bare ass naked and to most people it wouldn't be sexual. But mimicking topless dance routines and forcing (yeah it is forced as they are below the age of consent) children to present themselves in an adult sexual manner is both abuse and child pornography and this show should be taken off the air.
I did LOL at the shot of fatty mcfat face stuffing her big mouth
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
They think showing this garbage is good ratings..well they need to show one of the moms going completely bizerk on Abby (Springer Style)..Now that would be ratings gold!
I don't think the kids realize that this is a "sexy" act. They look to just be dancing to me, and the costumes are revealing, but as dancers they might be used to revealing shirts and shorts. At least they don't seem traumatized during the performance, though they might be by society's commentary. And that pan over that young girl's body was too gross and obviously done by a perv of a camera guy. And these moms are not disturbed-as long as they get their reality TV "fame," anything goes. Sick.
It's pretty sick of the T.V. company to set that up for the controversy. They should be fined - or whatever happens in America when T.V. companies go too far.
Looks like in this economy even the aspiring professional fuckable objects must try to get a head start on their competition.
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I fucked up ya'll... I normally do not I repeat DO NOT watch these shows. For the life of me I do not know why I clicked play... may my soul burn in the 6th circle, and their mother's burn in the 7th.
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Submitted by pistil on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 1:05am.
When I was a kid I got flowers after my dance recitals, not a thousand hits on youtube from pedophiles :(
LOL! Stupid people.
Submitted by Diana Crabtree on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 11:55pm.
I'm feeling a little Homicidal right now. What city does this teacher live in?
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When I was a kid I got flowers after my dance recitals, not a thousand hits on youtube from pedophiles :(
Submitted by oh dave on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 11:19pm.
The parents and everyone involved should be ashamed, but they won't be. They're beyond that or they wouldn't participate in the first place. These girls are being put in danger. It's more than just the fact that it's creepy. It's actually dangerous. If I had kids I would be worried all the time anyway but to actually do something that increases the risk of them coming to the notice of a sexual predator? The parents are very suspect in my opinion.
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^this. ppl are so quick to blame the teacher, but who is responsible for these kids? who pays this teacher's bills? if the things done are so appalling, why keep your kid in it? why subject them to this? if i was one of those judges, i would have pulled her aside for a chat, but they didnt even do that - they just shook their heads the entire time.
i watch this show in complete disbelief that any of it's true. i can't believe a parent would pay good money to put their child through this bullshit.
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This is just awful. That Abby woman is a nut.
If this was Russia or some artistic nation these talented young girls would already be training to get in a major ballet company with their flexability and talent. Why does the US advocate this revolting direction for these innocent kids. Obviously its quite accepted.
I'm not wasting my thoughts on this and I don't even sound like myself posting but right now this makes all the Lindsay crap seem like she just got accepted in to Harvard for her good conduct.
Barf.
I'm feeling a little Homicidal right now. What city does this teacher live in?
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If you want to pop your pussy on the train tracks, more power to you. But don't try to pass it off as something more than popping your pussy on the train tracks. -MK
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It's "the end of civilization as we know it" material.
The parents and everyone involved should be ashamed, but they won't be. They're beyond that or they wouldn't participate in the first place. These girls are being put in danger. It's more than just the fact that it's creepy. It's actually dangerous. If I had kids I would be worried all the time anyway but to actually do something that increases the risk of them coming to the notice of a sexual predator? The parents are very suspect in my opinion.
This woman should be arrested. This is clearly abuse, pedophilia and her mental illness all in one. Where the hell IS CPS?? What kind of sick mind produces a dance number like this with children and WHAT KIND of network actually airs it?? THIS needs to stop now. Everyone needs to air their disgust, and maybe get some extremists on it, like Nancy Grace, etal.
More parents willing to whore their kids out for a quick buck. Shameful!
They say dancers rate high for sado-masochistic traits, and the particularly sadistic ones go on to be dance teachers.
I think that's what was going on with this teacher - she's like: "See what I will do to your girls if you dare challenge my authority? I will pimp them out in fromt of your eyes and you won't have the balls to do anything about it, you big bunch of pussies!!! BWAhahhahahHAHAHAAAA!"
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I could only take 30 seconds of this. I am so angry for these girls. Their mothers should be ashamed of themselves.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I hope I'm not double posting, Dlisted seems like it's eating my comment...
Either way, I've been defending this fat dance coach for awhile now. I had a dance teacher growing up that was twice as hard as this lady and it lead me to a fairly successful professional dance career.
Dancing professionally is no joke, those people will eat a person alive if they're not prepared to deal with getting critiqued on everything, so I understand where this woman is coming from with her rough approach. It seems like she's training girls that plan to do this professionally, not just a cute kid dance class thing until they move on to the next thing, so I was willing to cut some slack.
Having said that, I had to admit I was completely wrong after watching this mess last night. Fuck you fatty Abby Lee, whoring out little girls for attention is the worst and it has nil to do with professional dancing. Fucking horrible bitch. Abby Lee should know that the people that are going to let her students audition for their Broadway plays are watching and are fucking appalled at the way she sexualized those little girls.
I watch the show religiously and I have worked at several studios, so there is not much that shocks me, but this was appalling. I think it was a stunt for ratings or and not a serious competitive routine, because this dance was way out in left field compared to what they usually do. Plus, it was horrible dancing, which is weird for them. There is something else going on with this dance, because there is no way you can convince me that Abbey was serious with this shit. And I've spent a lot of time at dance competitions recently, so I know what's out there. This was nothing more than a ratings stunt. And it was disgusting, for sure.
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I feel disgusted that just saw the whole clip.
From what little I have seen of the show, that fat lady is a cunt.
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That is so discouraging. I'd happily trade my tots in for a higher IQ. :-(
OT: I don't get these absurd moms living vicariously through their children as tiny strippers. I sometimes encourage my younger sister to apply to the FBI when she's done with school because we BOTH were interested in that at some point. I'd never encourage her to shake her tots on the pole. I'd pull her out of that situation by her hair if she did!! JHC!
So, so wrong but you can find outfits close to that at Walmart for young girls and well it's just sad, eh??? Also, that one judge looks like Jose Baez! Creepy!
Roxanne
the dance teacher needs to be FIRED! regardless of the fact that the show is ABOUT her, she is a hazard to the students, imho. THIS IS JUST A STUNT to offend the mothers.
I caught this show a few weeks back, and I could only watch about two minutes of it. Horrible!
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I watched one of these shows, that fat lady is fucked up! It was the one where she had them sprawling all over the ground spread eagle and shit and even the moms were like wtf this is weird. Can't remember all the details, some sort of vagina recreation thingy.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 5:47pm.
All kinds of wrong here.This kind of "pageantry" obviously existed long before the era of reality TV.
So the question becomes: Is reality TV "amplifying the crazy"...or is it merely exposing what has always existed?
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Has anyone else ever seen Shirley Temple in any of those old "Baby Burlesque" films? She was probably about 3 years old. I remember being completely shocked. Kids in diapers acting as mobsters, tramps and drunks. So inappropriate and pervy.
I normally love watching DM, but this was all sorts of wrong. If that was my kid, no way in hell would I let her do that dance!
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Not just a bra and spanx, but a flesh-tone bra! Purposefully at that, to mimic topless dancers. TACKY and TRASHY!!!!!!!
You can tell by looking at the mothers that they live vicariously through their daughters. They probably fell short of expectations in life and are pushing their girls to be everything they never were. Such a sad state that the obvious talent the kids have is completely overshadowed by the adult influence in how they're presented.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 6:23pm.
THA FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?? Fuck. *slaps the FUCK out of these moms then registers as a sex offender*
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That video made me sad as hell. I got so much out of dance training when I was a kid (friends, a great mentor of a teacher, self-confidence). I felt very safe in that environment. I couldn't imagine some arsehole trying to sexualize me at 10. My mother would have been arrested for attempted murder if someone had tried.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
What a fucking sewer society we live in. How can anyone run on the moral majority and allow this to happen. They can take their fucked up morals and shove them up their asses.
Those girls are going to need insurance to pay for all of the birth control they will be using in a few years...
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 5:58pm.
I want the gif of Fat Ass stuffing her face all alone.
She's a fucking bitch in the first degree.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 5:27pm.
For all the silly stupid shit politicians get all stirred up you'd think some of these conservative types would jump the fuck on these fucked up "talent" pedo shows. There is no fucking value to society AT ALL with little girls running around like this. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND how this shit is A) popular B)acceptable from a societal stand point.
What the fuck is UP with these people!!?
Yes, but I'd add that dumb situation about the politicians crapping on about birth control vs recreational viagra to that shit pile. I'm not american, I admit a large part of europe is wtfing about amreica but seriously these kiddy shows- won't call them anything but disgusting- from every angle. There is no way to justify that barf.
I felt very uncomfortable watching these preteens being sexualized and had to turn it off.
I just want to add that I read the description first and wondered if MK was exaggerating it. After seeing it halfway through, I cannot believe that someone did not get the fuck UP and stop this shit. NO ONE in the room got up and stopped this?
I wonder, if they knew how many pedophiles would watch this and pull their disgusting puds to it if they would still go through with putting their children in the performance...
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THA FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?? Fuck. *slaps the FUCK out of these moms then registers as a sex offender*
If someone even suggested to me that I dress my precious 8yo girl like that to shake her booty for an audience, I would put my foot in their ass up to the knee.
What's the next act, an 8 year old on a stripper pole? Seriously, WTF!
I feel like I should be arrested for watching that damn video. And every single adult in it should be shot in the fucking head.
In an interview with Rosie O'Donnell that beast of a teacher said that the mothers are only along for the classes and contests because of the show. Presumably they are all paid to participate. When Rosie questioned her ego-shattering methods, the Beast said her purpose was to produce professional dancers. Now she can add professional strippers and showgirls to her resume. Pig.
God, I'm still at work and I quit watching halfway through so it wouldn't look like I'm watching kiddie porn or something. What the HELL?! What does it take for these mothers to put their foot down? Guess what, if you all take your child out of the routine, their bitch teacher won't have a routine to stage and you can show her up!
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
i have no words for how much i hate this.
gonna bitch to Lifetime in 3, 2, 1....
I am a) a burlesque dancer (...with pink fans JUSTFUCKINGLIKETHESE) and b) a former child competitive dancer and all I can say is what. the fucking. fuck.
The parents are the ones who have to PAY FOR THE COSTUMES. You didn't wonder what the fuck kind of dance your 10 yearold child was going to be doing with FEATHER BURLESQUE FANS and a costume that is pretty much made of skin tone fake rhinestoned titties and bootyshorts?!
I have no words. I'm about as liberal a bitch as they come but fuck my goat, the way they opened the fans up to be like TAKE A PEEK AT OUR TITTAYS?! Chris Hansen take the wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
Yep, Chester the Molesters everywhere are being treated to free kiddie porn via their local cable company.
Abhorrent, abominable, appalling, awful, disgusting, dreadful, evil, gross, hideous, horrid, loathsome, nauseating, obscene, odious, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, shocking, sickening.
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And pedophiles everywhere tune in regularly to legal jack off to kids in almost nothing.
Fucking awesome America.
I felt like a pedo watching this ... Eww ..
could they have not had breast shaped bikini tops ? The whole las Vegas showgirl stripper thing Is not something eleven year olds should be emulating.
They could have toned it down ..cover the midriffs and stop giving eleven year old s fake chi chis for gods sakes !