I'll Take What I Can Get
The gayfetti is still exploding in my head after Maryland became the latest state for me to become somebody's huzzban' during a drunken ass whim (I'm thinking I'll have a Female Trouble-themed wedding in honor of Baltimore's crown jewel John Waters), and now the gayfetti is exploding down below after my eyes touched this picture of Prince Hot Ginge and Prince William partying their nipples off in a locker room. This shit is totally fake and comes from photographer Alison Jackson who is known for creating lukewarm escandaloso royal scenes using a PHG look-alike and a Prince William look-alike (who also does "Left at the Altar Because I'm An Annoying Bitch Now Let's Eat My Tears Off Of My Wedding Cake" parties as Carrie Bradshaw).
Alison put together this level 6 panty creaming moment for UK Cosmo's 40th anniversary. While I appreciate that Cosmo published this picture next to their article on labia decals (I'm guessing), I CAN'T with them and Alison for putting Prince Fake Ginge's ass cheek in the background. PHG's royal nalgas are the money and fake Prince William's face should be in the background. Actually, fake Prince William should really be on the porcelain throne, because judging by his facial expression his end is about to crowneth a turd, as Queen Elizabeth I always said.
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Hmmm I just don't see the point in doing this? A fake photo...it does not resemble them one bit. William looks like claymation.
Fake Prince William's arse is lush! He has nice arms as well. Wish this pic was real!
Can't believe nobody's yet commented that Harry looks like he has a turtle head peeking out.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
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there are more pictures of these look-a-likes on her website. PHG's look-a-like is so not attractive, ugh
PW looks BEAT these days. If someone told me he was 45, I'd believe it. But maybe his wife will beat those inbred genes out of that family for good!
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SO fake but we wish! Yes, put honky-tonk Wills in back mooning us and snaky Harry up front, ALISON! Jeeeeze, LOLOLOL!
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Fake Hot Ginge got a very nice bum!
Whippersnapper, you havent met my sons. :(
OK so this is fake, but is it normal for brothers to run around naked doing wacky antics like this? I grew up being the only girl with 3 boys and I do not remember this happening...it seems like I would have caught wind somehow that they ran around all willy nilly while being naked.
that pig on the sidebar is ruining Dlisted for me. nasty
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I can't fully take credit GG that was Family Guy :D
Ditquoi that was funny!
We's all better enjoy Prince William now cos the Windsor genes are kicking in hard now! These cute Spencer genes are losing the fight against the horsey!
Meh.
Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:46am.
Surely there must be some "Royal" themed gay porn out there.
One of the first pornos I ever saw was a Princess Di parody. Bitch was a proper whore.
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almost...
almost...
almost...
there we are!
good show!
:D
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Thanks ditty - that totally made my day...
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
fake Harry has a great bod!
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So why can't it wait 'til next time?
'Cos that time may never come
Stay here with your arms around me
You're going nowhere without me
So close your eyes
I'll make it oh, so nice for you
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:46am.
Surely there must be some "Royal" themed gay porn out there.
One of the first pornos I ever saw was a Princess Di parody. Bitch was a proper whore.
almost...
almost...
almost...
there we are!
good show!
:D
Miguelina EVERYTIME I download a porn with a ginge I think of you and I save it, this last one I got the face is kinda fugged but he's got this real red patch of hair on his chest and a nice dick, I almost sent you stills but then I realized that you are probably too busy painting your toenails every night to look at such a thing.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
LOL no
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Speaking of naked ppl:
http://movies.yahoo.com/news/scarlett-johansson-naked-shower-scene-makin...
I dont care!!! To my mind this is REALZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! Just let me have this!
Prince Buck Teef's face is distracting.
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Douchechill!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:02pm.
It'd be sort of fun if the old gal could still send disloyal subjects to The Tower.
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Define "disloyal".
It'd be sort of fun if the old gal could still send disloyal subjects to The Tower.
Oops. This isn't a caption this.
Royal crabs to the left, Royal herpes to the right.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:42am.
no, i think they are look a likes, not photohsopped? or no?
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If you've ever played "Sims" you would recognize the SIMS pohotshop job for Will's face.
The other dude in the background could be ANY ginge.
lol
Is that a Royal Garden Path I see?
I damn-near passed out when I first looked at this, and now I'm devastated to learn it's a fake. But I'm with MK, I'll take what I can get.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Surely there must be some "Royal" themed gay porn out there.
One of the first pornos I ever saw was a Princess Di parody. Bitch was a proper whore.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Who cares about Wills!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
PW face is a lil' wonky. Nice try.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
no, i think they are look a likes, not photohsopped? or no?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
LOL@SimsPhotoshopping!
this is disturbing
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I was like WHAAAAAAAAAAAA? O_o
but I see that Wills' head is photoshopped on someone else's body.
that would be hilarious if he were really that ripped...my guess is he hasn't looked like that since he was 19. :D
Thought it was a real pic. :p
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.