This Is Awkward
Valentine's Day is already a disgusting, vomit-inducing, eye-rolling holiday of grossness and JLo decided to take it to the next sucio level by Tweeting this picture of her and her bought-and-paid piece Casper Smart to her almost 5 million followers. JLo's delusional ass thought she was giving her followers the perfect portrait of real love, but this is anything but. AWKWARD is one word that just farted out of my brain. This is the moment when JLo looked down and realized that her leased boy toy has her ex-'s face tattooed on his arm.
If I direct my ear toward Eternia, I can pretty much hear Marc Anthony cackling from the top of Castle Grayskull over this shit. Skeletor will forever haunt you, JLo! When you hug your piece in his crib after he's had a scary nightmare about getting suffocated between two Puerto Rican warthogs, it's Skeletor's face you'll see. When you gently put a SpongeBob SquarePants Band-Aid on his arm after he gets his first tetanus shot, it's Skeletor eyes who will be mocking you from Casper's arm. You will never escape Skeletor!
The Daily Mail says that JLo quickly took the picture down and I'm guessing it's because she saw what we're all seeing. I bet that right after she pulled it down, she pulled Casper to the nearest toddler tattoo parlor to get Skeletor's face off of his arm. It's an easy fix. Just throw a wig on that skeleton's face, ink two dollar signs into its eyes and you can call it a JLo tattoo.
And I'm actually surprised that JLo posted her first posed photo with Casper on Twitter for free. JLo was paid a shit load of money to pose with the Dragon Tales Twins on People Magazine, so one would think that she'd do the same thing with her newest child. Oh, JLabuela, love is changing you.
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What a dumb low class tacky old slut. Why would she think her 'fans' would want to see this garbage? She completely lost it, and her narcissism has reached a whole new level. Go away you untalented cockroach!
She Stinks!
This is further proof that she is VERY immature. I guess she can't evolve past post pubescence, so a 24 yr. old boyfriend is all she can relate to on a maturity level. I'm guessing something traumatic happened to her when she was a teen, which stifled her growth and development. Feel sorry for her kids because this is very disturbing behavior for a mother of young children. When they grow up they will not respect her for this behavior. Mark my words.
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WOW! He is such the rebel with that scarewee tattoo. Marc Anthiny better watch out, this dude could be dangerous! *snickers*
People who aren't even divorced, just separated...and even people who just recently divorce...the ones who are dating really annoy me. Fuck, take a moment to breath. Why do you have to jump from one bed to another? Waaaaah, the marriage was bad for many months, years, I want to be happy now, it was SO over SO long ago. I don't care! BE SINGLE for some time and figure yourself out because there is virtually no situation that you can completely blame on one person.
JLabuela can't live without dick and as long as he is keeping up with her, he won't be dumped.
Just like Vadge and Baby Jesus.
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.
Why all the judgement? JLo is having fun with a younger man. Who wouldn't?????? She said herself that marriage isn't anywhere on the map, so should she be messing around with Kelsey Grammar? Ted Danson? If you're not looking for substance, go for the stamina!! And I'm sure he's hung, so, for once, I'm on JLo's side.
No one is questioning her choice of a younger man - I say go to it. It's just "Why such an ugly stupid gigolo, when you could have your pick out of hundreds of pretty, slightly interesting ones?"
Yeah, I'll admit to some over-identification here (ie know which way I'D go in her shoes). I think by choosing such a mutt she's trying to make a public statement about her own "good heart" & "ability to look beyond surfaces." Yeah, right, Jennifer - you're such a humanist.
Can't she just be single for awhile? Seems like she trades in one dick - gets another. But I will say that I have seen a woman get better with age as does JLo.
I think this guy is a bad choice for her.It makes her look like Madonna with all her young bought for studs.It just makes her look like she can't get a celebrity of her own stature or better.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
damn.....Satan just spoke da truf!!!
now THIS is a stupid ho!
which one?
yes....
what a weak bitch.
We all know he can't fart without asking her permission.
Jlo....take a look at Demi Moore....learn a lesson...that is all...
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J ho may be talentless and evil, but she looks damn good. J Lo don't fuck around with bad surgery.
It's HILARIOUS to see JeLo try to be all submissive to boyCasper, all the while controlling every single thing he does! He's a bought douchebag but I'd still do him before rotting skeletor!! hahaha
I have also had younger (stamina and sucio) and older (nice and very sucio). In my opinion, you have to click more than be the same age! :D
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Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 3:34pm.
Sometimes dating *too much* younger (in personality, energy, wisdom, etc) is the same as wearing clothes too tight = it has the OPPOSITE effect of what you are hoping for. It makes you look even older (see Geo Cloon-tang, Demi, Usher's ex-wife, etc)...
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Really excellent point. I totally agree.
Submitted by jelliebean on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:00pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 12:55pm.
Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?
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"The Graduate" is one of my all-time favorite movies, Sweetas. So many great lines. And I am strictly dickly, but I could have been persuaded by Katharine Ross AND Ann Bancroft!
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Yes, I love both of these actresses, see Ann Bancroft in "Don't Bother to Knock"
IMO she is so sexy in the trench coat, she blows away Marilyn.
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Not a big fan of The Graduate per se, but LOVE LOVE LOVE Bancroft and Ross. Katherine Ross was the epitome of beauty to me as a young IV. Just saw her in a movie I had not seen called GAMES (1967) with Simone Signoret and James Caan...very good one to catch when you can. Signoret steals every scene she's in but Ross is just so luminous.
ON TOPIC: Looks like a mother/son pic where he's just divulged that he signed up for the military and mom's all like, "Oohhhh noooooooooo!"
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Hi parents must be thrilled that he is with this dried up old woman.
word of advise J-HO: does the name Demi Moore mean anything to you????
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Hm. What I don't understand is why Lopez didn't go the Halle Berry route and hook up with a FINE younger man instead of this ugly vacant one. I know she had plenty of choice and opportunity. Hell, even SWINTON chose a pretty young man to play with after jettisoning her husband.
If women are going to be like men and pay to keep younger things, why not go for one who is both gorgeous and, uh, diverting? This is baffling to me.
Sometimes dating *too much* younger (in personality, energy, wisdom, etc) is the same as wearing clothes too tight = it has the OPPOSITE effect of what you are hoping for. It makes you look even older (see Geo Cloon-tang, Demi, Usher's ex-wife, etc)...
THIS looks like a twisted-ass Mom's Day card.
Or her "final days (Huuuush, mi amor. Sleep now. It's okaaaaay....shhhhhh!)"
Whoa. She's officially delusional. She's actually proud that this troll is her gigolo? Does she think the public will respond with anything other than "Awww! JLo has bought herself the biggest, ugliest inked-out mutt from the pound!"
Right. Somewhere Skeletor is cackling his ass off between swigs of O-neg.
Submitted by lovesmesomeblackdick on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:53pm.
I hooked up with super hot guy that was 19 years younger...I was 44 he was 25...he was sooo hot but really didn't know what to do...had to let him go. Can't see having any kind of relationship with someone so much younger...at least my piece was cute...Casper is just gross.
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I know I'm out on a limb here but was your young guy....black...?
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Dark-sided!
nah - she's rubbing it in skeletor's face, that's all ...
I hooked up with super hot guy that was 19 years younger...I was 44 he was 25...he was sooo hot but really didn't know what to do...had to let him go. Can't see having any kind of relationship with someone so much younger...at least my piece was cute...Casper is just gross.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:50pm.
I'm only slightly surprised she has a pit-sniffing fetish.
LMAO!!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:31pm.
I honestly don't get the younger guy/older woman thing, and I'm an 'older' woman. I dragged one off one night and as beautiful as he was, he was a blithering idiot.
I still did him. :))
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Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:09pm.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:02pm.
hahahaa...a friend tried to Nair herself into a Bald Eagle ('cause she was told that SOME find that shit attractive) and let's just say that afterwards she was standing up quite a bit and moving from leg to leg trying to get a comfortable pose (preferably with some air flow).
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Alright, it's poll time. Time to send Jack into overdrive. Who(whom?) among you Horz are bare down there. & NO Sucky I don't want to know. I'm asking about the cooter.
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Why aren't the guys involved? Who manscapes, who doens't? Who ever got a wax down there? (who is brave enough to admit it?). Who grooms their testicles and who only does on top?
(I don't even want to know - how come men want to know this about women? What's wrong with men, why are they so DREADFUL?)
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Seriously, to me she just looks hammered!! It's almost like he's holding her up and she's one step away from pukey times haha
Ms. Lopez stated many times that she was going to step back from Hollywood after the children were born. That didn't last long.
(973) Jersey Strong
What few brains JLo has are between her chunky legs. I'll bet she started puberty when she was in third or fourth grade.
I honestly don't get the younger guy/older woman thing, and I'm an 'older' woman. I dragged one off one night and as beautiful as he was, he was a blithering idiot.
I still did him. :))
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:01pm.
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I have never been convinced that this coochie mama's IQ approaches 100.
For all her millions, JLabuela still can't buy herself some self-esteem.
And Casper Smart is sooo embarrassing. If you wanna get some young dick let it be some good dick not cro-magnon!
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Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:02pm.
hahahaa...a friend tried to Nair herself into a Bald Eagle ('cause she was told that SOME find that shit attractive) and let's just say that afterwards she was standing up quite a bit and moving from leg to leg trying to get a comfortable pose (preferably with some air flow).
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Alright, it's poll time. Time to send Jack into overdrive. Who(whom?) among you Horz are bare down there. & NO Sucky I don't want to know. I'm asking about the cooter.
Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:47pm.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:39pm.
When I was 18 I "dated" a 30 something yo woman... it was absolutely disgusting. (LIES)
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I too was "dating" a 30-something woman when I was 18. I was fresh from Firecamp as a U.S.F.S. firefighter and was in the best shape of my life. She was the 1st shaved cooter I ever saw. It was awesome.
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hahahaa...a friend tried to Nair herself into a Bald Eagle ('cause she was told that SOME find that shit attractive) and let's just say that afterwards she was standing up quite a bit and moving from leg to leg trying to get a comfortable pose (preferably with some air flow).
I'm all for women having some fun with younger guys, as long as they realize it won't be for long.
The thing with JLO is she too delusional to realize this backup dancer boy toy is just seeing dollar signs- he prays every night he's going to be the next KFed. If I were her, I would be very wary of anyone trying to get close to me because of the obvious- money and fame. She's crazy to think he likes her just for her. But then, lets look at her record. I see a quicky marriage around the corner.
@Sayonara - wouldn't be surprised!
My first hub was 8 years older than I. We had a couple of separations and had no relations for the last several months that we were together.
When we broke up, I had a several months of fun with often younger guys. It was great! I needed to raise some hell. I was 28 and a couple of the guys were 22. That's not so bad.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by M.E.: "Imma tell you, if I ever got divorced I would be OFF men for quite a while."
Me too.
Some people disagree, and that's their choice, but I wouldn't date for a LOOOOOONG time. From sheer disgust and that I have three kids and there wouldn't be time (or money for babysitters).
AND... I always say this and people say I'm paranoid, but whatever. How many kids are abused by the mom's boyfriend? SO MANY. Some predators choose single moms so they can have access to kids.
I'm not saying single moms don't have a right to a love life for 18 years, but I know quite a few who are fucking careless and not putting their kids first.
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Agreed 100000000000%.
Plus, who wants to spend the time and money to do a full background check on a potential new boyfriend?
Sorry, my kids come first. Their happiness AND SAFETY! My vibrator doesn't talk back, doesn't abuse kids and doesn't cost me any money.
Ok, a pack of AA's once every couple months, but that's ok.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 12:41pm.
I guess she has enough cash now that she won't be going after any Asian dudes, but never say never!
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Hmmph she probably has one eye on Knicks player Jeremy Lin. He is getting mounds of attention right now.
(973) Jersey Strong
LOL! THAT is the POINT, folks. If you are already horn-dogging it after your divorce, your marriage WAS a sham. No amount of 'pretending' is going to change that factoid.
Sham marriages happen and some people just outgrow each other or grow to resent and even hate each other. I've gone through the love/hate/resentment/cheating thing and lived to tell and my Hub and I have learned to realize we are BOTH flawed and we are lucky to have each other in the end.
I think people who skip from person to person have never learned to accept themselves and so they keep trying to find someone to complete them. NO PERSON can 'COMPLETE YOU'...only YOU can become a whole person unto yourself and searching for someone to fill the void in yourself will only leave you sad and empty inside while you keep dusting off your knickers and hunting more dickers.
I'm only slightly surprised she has a pit-sniffing fetish.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:44pm.
good point...
*googles Mary Kay Lewhatever*
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:39pm.
When I was 18 I "dated" a 30 something yo woman... it was absolutely disgusting. (LIES)
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I too was "dating" a 30-something woman when I was 18. I was fresh from Firecamp as a U.S.F.S. firefighter and was in the best shape of my life. She was the 1st shaved cooter I ever saw. It was awesome.
Submitted by jelliebean on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:17pm.
Yes, I love both of these actresses, see Ann Bancroft in "Don't Bother to Knock"
IMO she is so sexy in the trench coat, she blows away Marilyn.
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Thanks, jelliebean, I will check the movie out. It was one of Monroe's first few pictures, I believe.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Not that I really care for JLo or anything, but her and Marc could have been seperated for awhile and just didn't want to announce it. I don't think her ugly little troll is attractive in the least, and I think posting these pictures was desperate and something that she should have kept private, but whatever.
I also don't think there is anything wrong with women dating younger guys. I tend to date up in age, but maybe dating someone younger is less stressful? Men seem to be set in their ways by a certain age.