Afternoon Crumbs

February 16, 2012 / Posted by:

Guess who’s house is where gaudy and tacky go to die painful deaths? Hint: I’m sure she’s mistakenly giving a beej to one of those antler sconces while drunk as red hell. – The Berry

How to look like Ryan Gosling: Step 1, get yourself a rolled white t-shirt that will melt nipples when you put it on – Lainey Gossip

How to look like Ryan Gosling: Step 2 through EVERYTHING, watch this tutorial – Towleroad

Justin Bieber’s hormonal meltdown at the paps could only mean one thing: our little girl got her first period! – The Superficial

Cindy Crawford’s daughter is going back to the Barbizon training camp – Celebitchy

Because my brain stopped developing at the age of 12, it looks like St. Angie’s got a silver vulva on her shoulder – Popsugar

Whitney Houston died so that dozens of annoying ass singers could butcher “I Will Always Love You” as a tribute to her – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

It’s pictures like this that are the reason why Billy Ray Cyrus signed up for a Photoshop class and collects peen clip art in his spare time – Hollywood Tuna

Jakey Gyllenhaal’s (s)holemate is all his again – ICYDK

Ricky Martin or the picture of my uncle from the 1970s my mom has hanging in her kitchen? – Just Jared

I really don’t appreciate that Blake Lively is wearing Jem’s Syngergy earring as a ring – Popoholic

I also don’t appreciate that this looks like a picture of the Mickey Mouse Club’s other band from the 90s: The After-Party – I’m Not Obsessed

The look on this tortured pussy’s face says it all – OMG Blog

This is was me when I read that Sienna Miller is retiring from the homewrecking game – Videogum

Whitney Houston’s funeral will stream live online – Celebslam

Beaver fight! – Cityrag

Fergie Ferg ruins everything including vodka – Hollywood Rag

PEEN DOG!!!!!!!!!!!! – The Daily What

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