Afternoon Crumbs
Guess who’s house is where gaudy and tacky go to die painful deaths? Hint: I’m sure she’s mistakenly giving a beej to one of those antler sconces while drunk as red hell. – The Berry
How to look like Ryan Gosling: Step 1, get yourself a rolled white t-shirt that will melt nipples when you put it on – Lainey Gossip
How to look like Ryan Gosling: Step 2 through EVERYTHING, watch this tutorial – Towleroad
Justin Bieber’s hormonal meltdown at the paps could only mean one thing: our little girl got her first period! – The Superficial
Cindy Crawford’s daughter is going back to the Barbizon training camp – Celebitchy
Because my brain stopped developing at the age of 12, it looks like St. Angie’s got a silver vulva on her shoulder – Popsugar
Whitney Houston died so that dozens of annoying ass singers could butcher “I Will Always Love You” as a tribute to her – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
It’s pictures like this that are the reason why Billy Ray Cyrus signed up for a Photoshop class and collects peen clip art in his spare time – Hollywood Tuna
Jakey Gyllenhaal’s (s)holemate is all his again – ICYDK
Ricky Martin or the picture of my uncle from the 1970s my mom has hanging in her kitchen? – Just Jared
I really don’t appreciate that Blake Lively is wearing Jem’s Syngergy earring as a ring – Popoholic
I also don’t appreciate that this looks like a picture of the Mickey Mouse Club’s other band from the 90s: The After-Party – I’m Not Obsessed
The look on this tortured pussy’s face says it all – OMG Blog
This is was me when I read that Sienna Miller is retiring from the homewrecking game – Videogum
Whitney Houston’s funeral will stream live online – Celebslam
Beaver fight! – Cityrag
Fergie Ferg ruins everything including vodka – Hollywood Rag
PEEN DOG!!!!!!!!!!!! – The Daily What