Afternoon Crumbs

January 20, 2012 / Posted by:

You could bounce break a quarter into 25 pennies on Serena Williams’ ass – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

GOOP’s face tells me that her colon has finally slipped out of her ass in a tidal wave of maple syrup cayenne pepper water – Lainey Gossip

I’d hit it X 70 – The Berry

Just another lesbijunior at a gay pride parade – Towleroad

And hopefully Russell Brand is so devastated about Katy Perry unfollowing him that he will cry at the bottom of a hot shower and try to wash off the dirty feeling of rejection with doctor-prescribed antibiotic soap – The Superficial

Why, hello there, Mena Suvari’s ass crack – Hollywood Tuna

A lucky puppy in Utah will soon get a new home and a new tuxedo that Jennifer Aniston will make him wear in mock weddings when she has a fight with Justin TherouxCelebitchy

Another day, another set of pictures of Vanessa Hudgens sucking on Austin Butler’s tonsils like a clit – Just Jared

Kenny G was married to a Bogdanoff twin? – ICYDK

Elsa Pataky’s knocked up ass in a two piece – Popoholic

Jeff Goldblum struttin’ his ass in an outfit that makes my eyeballs want to strut out of my head – Popsugar

SOPA is almost dead and thank everything for that because every time I read it I really want a bowl of menudo – The Daily What

I hear the captain of the Costa Concordia needs a job – I’m Not Obsessed

Little Corgi goes boom – Cityrag

So that’s why Fisto was my favorite – OMG Blog

I want to see Thor try to sledgehammer Fisto if I ain’t being too subtle – Hollywood Rag

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