Kardashian Tell All

December 29, 2011 / Posted by:

OMG, pleeeease let this be true!! According to TMZ, an ex Kardashian nanny is currently shopping around a tell-all book about her years in hell in the Jenner/Kartrashian household. She reportedly dishes on the boys, Brandon Jenner and whats-his-name (that other Dancing with SARS one), and talks about what rude entitled brats they are. She goes on to talk shit about the girls, and I hope she spills details juicier than Kim’s XXXXL ass.

Hopefully, she won’t cover all the old angles we already know and hate them for, such as the sex tape, underage pole dancing, Pimp Mama Kris’s infidelity, Scott’s womanizer serial killer face and their general knack for making money off of being no-talent slags. I want some new dirt dammit, like Khloe shaves with sheep shears and Kim cries her mascara off every night (looks like this) because she blew it with Reggie for leaking her dirty ho ass-gulping tape with Ray J.

Some people may knock her for violating common decency and her contract of silence, but I’m on team MAKE THAT MONEY GIRLFRIEND. I mean, WWKKD? Exactly.

Thank you PSL!!

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