These Two Are Finally Engaged
Because your Facebook feed isn't already filled with a bunch of sappy bitches slobbering over how their pieces went to Jared and slipped an engagement ring on their finger over the Christmas holiday, here's another one to keep your heaves going. No, this isn't a picture of Blanket Jackson getting the life sucked out of him by a Dr. Evil on roids. It's everyone's favorite bongo-playing stoner Matthew McConaughey kissing on the mother of his 2 chirruns, Camila Alves, after proposing to her on Christmas Day. Today, the definition of "precious" is the image of Matthew getting down on one knee, pulling out a shiny marijuana leaf ring and trying to put it on Camila's finger with those tiny T-Rex arms of his. I bet bitch couldn't reach and had to use a grabber. Matthew Twatted this afterward:
Just asked camila to marry me, #MerryChristmas
26 Dec
Matthew and Camile have a 3-year-old son named Levi and an almost 2-year-old named Vida, so some whores are saying throwing these two a "WHY BOTHER?!" side-eye. But just because they already made two baby friends together doesn't mean they no longer have the right to ruin each other's lives by getting married! So I say, congratulations, and I also say, DAMN FUCK THAT'S A BIG ASS HEAD. It's almost like a Kardashian goiter.
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Harumph. I do like the fact that they posted a "regular" photo to announce their engagement, not some staged portrait. But it irks me that he just stated that he proposed to her and didn't mention that she said yes, as though her acceptance of said proposal was a "given."
Also, when people have been together for years & have kids decide to make it Official, I usually think it's a sign that the relationship has been going downhill and this is a last-ditch effort to save it. I give this as many years as it takes to get them to a decade together, at which point she will be able to cash in big time.
So he really Is bald.
So he really Is bald.
congrats to them! it's great when families make it official. :)
Because Christmas proposals are soooo original.
only twats twitter. i don't to hear this dumb talentless fuck to complain about lack of privacy EVER.
Submitted by K2 on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 7:06am.
"Getting tired of these celebrities with their out of wedlock "families". Give me a break! Yeah - that's right, I said it."
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I get what you are saying, but Marriage guarantees nothing. NOTHING. Just makes it harder for some people to leave. I know plenty of married families that would take back the"legality of their institution" if they could, as they are all fucking miserable.
Some people should NOT get married, McConaughey is one of them. That is a motherfucking hippie at heart. For some reason, it NEVER bothered me that he never married his babymama because he SCREAMS of a man that should never be married.
Hope they never make it down the aisle if they want to stay together.
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--Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:41am.
I am getting annoyed that these stars are getting married simply because it is trendy now.
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
She became the host for Shear Designs after they axed Victoria Principal. Camilla's voice drove me Cruisazy!!
How much weed does he have to stuff in his ears to cancel out her voice???
Demi Moore And Bruce Willis are getting back together?!?
Let's see the ring.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Weren't these two an answer to one of the Blind Items a while ago with their codependent coke habits or something?
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If they want to finally get married, fine, but WHY an engagement? Really?! After two kids, just go down to the goddamm courthouse and get married. Or do a wedding in your backyard. But no, I'm sure they're having an engagement so they can plan some absurd wedding and then sell the pictures to People Magazine.
I totally agree with Callen - you have a damn family already! Is there really a need for an engagement? What, do need some more time to think about it and see if workout? Just get married already! You're not some innocent, blushing 20somethings. Geez.
Submitted by K2 on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 7:06am.
"Getting tired of these celebrities with their out of wedlock "families". Give me a break! Yeah - that's right, I said it."
I 100% agree with you. I think it's wrong and sets a bad example for their children and the millions of dumb, easily influenced young people who think having a "baby daddy" is acceptable because rich assholes like this make it look "cool".
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Douchechill!
congrats to them. I hope this helps them to drop their coke-binging habit and re-focus on their kids and careers.
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Yeah. Ok. Nice after thought.
Couldnt put a ring on it when the first kid was born? That should've been her "push" gift after the 2nd kid was born! Instead he waits 2 fuckin' yrs later! What the hell are people so afraid of... you commit to raising a family together -- so why not legally be a family?! People suck. Selfish motherfuckers. Getting tired of these celebrities with their out of wedlock "families". Give me a break! Yeah - that's right, I said it.
Think about it ... the gays are fighting to get married and the heterosexuals are resisting marriage. Who needs to get a clue?
Matthew is a drop-dead-gorgeous homosexual but for some reason we suspect that Matthew is also a tinymeat!
Discuss.
looks like camila finally came to terms with the taste of cock and weed matthew needs on occassion to keep him regular...this engagement sounds like the beginning of the end...
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Ok its rant time. I am ok with an engagement pic. Irs single sluts that annoy me.
Hate bitches who post mirror photos of themselves. Its narcistic to think you are so freaking special that I wanna see you mug everyday. Its even worst when they pose in bathrooms! I don't want to see you take a shit bitch!! Save you culo shots for your man!
I have unfriended many including family over shit like this!
Thanks for allowing me to vent!
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This gives me a case if the "ewwwws". Stoner old ass dudes are gross to me. But congrats I guess.
I'm surprised that MK didn't give this a golddigger tag. That's just the vibe I get from Camila. I could be wrong, though. They could be in BO-scented, bongo-playing, stoner love. I just know that she managed to get some hosting gig on bravo for some random ass show. I forget what the show was about, but I saw a commercial for it. As soon as I realized it was her, I put 2 and 2 together because I didn't realize she was qualified to do anything but be his baby mama. Damn! I'll have to look up the show later. Anyway, why does everyone think he's gay? Cause of his friendship with Jakey G?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 4:23am.
I give it two years. As soon as 'Magic Mike' comes out and the gay rumors start to heat up once more.
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That long, huh? I would imagine that the marriage will be much shorter. I give it six months after the wedding actually occurs ... if it does.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 4:23am.
I give it two years. As soon as 'Magic Mike' comes out and the gay rumors start to heat up once more.
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Funny, I was watching that Dolce and Gabana ad with him in it, and I was thinking, god, he is so gay.
Congrats, anyway!
I give it two years. As soon as 'Magic Mike' comes out and the gay rumors start to heat up once more.
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