Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Yoga Cat! Today was supposed to be an animal-free Hot Slut day after days and days of animal Hot Sluts, but how can I ignore this Yoga Cat who refuses to be ignored? If I ignore Yoga Cat, it'll stealthily crawl into my bedroom while I'm doing naked yoga with my Anderson Cooper pillow (yeah, that's why I'm doing) and it'll sit on my back when I'm OM-ing through all my orifices. How can my spiritual center grow (if I ain't being too subtle, wink, wink...) if I've got a pussy on my back?! So yeah, I have no choice. Besides, Yoga Cat deserves the title, because it's taking yoga back from the dogs. The canine world might have its own yoga position, but look who's really in charge of this shit. You might see a woman strengthening her spiritual core through the power of yoga, but cats see a human massage chair that only exists to gently rock them into their 198th nap of the day.
Oh, pussies, it's always about them. Only a cat will turn OM into MEMEMEMEMEMEEEE!!
(For Jane)
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Cat Salutations!
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I have found my familiar in that fuzzy little calico. Loved that video.
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This brought a smile to my face. Woman was in the zone.
Mike, glad I could help. But Puffy was pure evil. She'd hide behind the couch and the minute my 7-year-old self would peek over she'd jump up and latch onto my face with all 4 paws. And I was the only one she "liked". Just one of the reasons that I adopt puppies now. Charliedog is half-stupid but he's never tried murdering me.
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Submitted by AtomicCity on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 9:55am.
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That made me smile, like I say cat's really are wacky critters.
I have a yoga dog that basically just licks me in the face every time I get near the floor.
That woman is awesome at yoga!
Aww, this reminds me of my little white cat, Puffy, that I in the mid 80s when I was 6 or so. Anytime she heard the Get-in-Shape-Girl VHS music, she would run into the den to do it with me. While running in place, making small arms circles to warm up (complete with my purple 1 pound wrist bracelets), she would run circles around me and every 5th lap or so, she'd do this crazy floppin' fish move. She was jazzy (actually she was royally bitchy and would hide under the couch until you walked by and would take out your Achille's tendon...satan cat). All she needed was the purple terry cloth headband and wrist/ankle weights that came with the tape and she'd be a bonafide Get-in-Shape-Cat. I used to have a homemade VHS floating around that my older, meaner sister took of the two of us (with those gigantic video cameras), lying on our backs doing our pelvic thrusts. That cat could pelvic thrust like no one's business; but truth be told, she was probably just in heat. She had buns o' steel though.
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This is my life cept I have 4 dogs who don't want me to exercise! The other day I had three of them at my feet as I'm exercising and my big female dog was humping a pillow on my left. How can I concentrate like that??!! I had to up and laugh!
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You have to love how quirky kitties are.
The girl has one hell of a nice lookin bum AND she's super bendable, two things that go quite well together.
Hey Doggie....I think I love her!!
1. Love that cute kitty
2. That woman is good at yoga!
Hmmmm. She's doing the Sun Salutation. Not normally done with pussy, but hey.
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Hey now. The cat has a pose! Usually done with cow.
Lol. Kitteh's tree stand is alive. Those stretches were incredible.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Does anyone know any good yoga music?
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"One does not simply walk into the Open Post. There is fuckery there that never sleeps..."-Sans Fards
If I was that flexible, our little one would totally do that but I'm not so she has to be content with curling up on my head when I'm sleeping.
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Yeah, pets are totally attracted to that shit. My dog used to do that too but he was 100 pounds of pure muscle. It wasn't nearly so cute and not at ALL serene.
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She's very bendy isn't she?
This right here is why I don't do yoga at home*. I have two would do this. I used to know a cat who joined in with Reiki.
*well, along with being a lazy twat ...
I love Yoga music!!
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I wonder if the claws felt good or distracting. Neat cat and I wish I was that flexible.
I love it!! My best cat friend ever used to do that, too. I miss you Moji Manjano, burmese kitty extraordinaire.