Lindsay Lohan and Playboy jumped Marilyn Monroe’s image in a back alley and all of the pictures from that tragic event have already leaked a week before they’re supposed to come out. You can get it (NSFW) here, here, and here. It’s way beyond Photoshop. It’s a blond Pete Burns painted in velvet. If the Chinese guy at my deli, splattered himself in orange paint and threw a dusty white wig on his head, he’d look more like Lindsay Lohan than Lindsay Lohan does. Those pool noodle lips (the ones on her face) looked better on the Rocky Horror Picture Show poster.
As WOW Report said, “It’s Amanda Lepore!” Well, Amanda Lepore with disappearing nipple plates.
(Thanks to Chelsea and Jonathan)