Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 19, 2011 / Posted by:

It’s been a shit week for you, so why don’t you have a seat on the lawn, meditate into a calm state and let Massage Cat knead the knotted worries right out of your body as soothing musical notes wrap around your ear drums and pull you into a pool of bliss. It doesn’t matter if you’re full canine or part canine, Massage Cat does not discrminate. Now, I would never accuse Massage Cat of being a cheap junkie whore, but if you slip him a Ziploc baggie full of catnip he may or may not leave you with the kind of ending that may or may not leave you happy. Just tell him to watch the claws. And have yourself a relaxing Caturday.

(For James)

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