Nicki Minaj Is The New Foxy Brown
Some have already accused Nicki Minaj of felony grand theft for stealing Lil' Kim's "Candyland's Princess Lolly as a raver hooker" look and now I'm accusing her of Xerox copying Foxy Brown's self-entitled cunt gene. Nick showed her true cunt colors last month when she overreacted by firing and bitching out her housekeeper for asking for an autograph. Star Magazine (via Radar) says that Nicki followed up that act of assholery at her facialist's salon recently. Nicki's former face torturer tells Star that Onika Tanya Maraj's Fraggle Rock wig hit the ceiling and the bitch farted out a smoke tunnel of hot rage after getting her eyebrows waxed. Nicki's facialist Dawn DaLuise put it like this (note: for an extra tingle, picture Dom DeLuise as Dawn):
"After I waxed her eyebrows and lip, she started screaming ‘Who the fuck do you think you are? Look what you did to my damn face! You think this shit is worth 170 dollars?'It’s a shame when you see a darling girl turn into a temperamental diva."
"Look at what you did to my damn face" are words Nicki should reserve for the plastic surgeon who sliced her beak up. In Nicki's defense, murder is wrong, but murdering a bitch who fucks up your eyebrow situation is not since it's self defense. You fuck with my brows, you fuck with my life. In Dawn's defense, it's really not possible for her to fuck up Nicki's face more than it already is (well, Nicki set up the joke), so Onika needs to simmer down. Say the words with me, Nicki: FOXY BROWN'S CURRENT CAREER (OR LACK THEREOF).
Oh, and my response to that picture from the VS fashion show of Nicki squatting is: Pete Burns did the catwalk bowel movement better.
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I'm actually not going to throw too much shade on Nicki for this--any time I've gone to some kind of fancy ass salon, they've totally massacred my eyebrows (though can't say I've paid anywhere near $170 for the privilege of having my face burned and half an eyebrow missing). Trinh at the nail shop by Costco keeps my eyebrow game immaculate for $10 and tip.
Minaj is the shit. Yes I can't stand the image she's trying to push, but her mixtapes and older songs are FIRE. Onika is a talented girl.
When her career fades, which it will, what is she gonna do with that ass?
Give me Foxy brown or the earlier lil' kim anyday over this fake ass twat! I can't stand wacky minaj and her clown-looking self. She just has that "above it all" attitude and her fashion sense is horrible, but while her people are telling her what a fashion statement she's making, everyone else just sees a killer clown from outerspace.
*gently pushes open flame closer to Minaj's polyester wig*
Ridiculous. She's fat and has a fug face yet she's worried about her brows? Even if they were "perfect" that wouldn't improve her unfortunate appearance. Instead of getting irate over the shape of her brows, she should use her energy at the gym and spend money on facial plastic surgery!
Horrendous music and style, how did she get publicity in the first place? I guess Satan's ways are mysterious.
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
These entitled bitches. Burn the lot of 'em. Including Madonna.
Maybe the $170 price for an eyebrow and 'stash wax includes a $150 "Cunt Tax". I hope that it did.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:32pm.
Why on earth would you change your name from "Maraj" to "Minaj?" It's like the same thing, with two letters that are different.
smh.
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I believe it's a play on words, meant to sound like "menage" (as in "menage au troix"). You know... KLASSY.
I agree that $170 is ridic for a face waxing.
I just wonder exactly WHO was throwing the hissy fit. Was it Nicki? Or was it "Roman"? Or was it another one of her alter egos?
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WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK
I fucking loathe this helium-voiced, fake-assed bitch. Seriously.
Like, the sight of her makes me kinda angry. And I'm glad all these stories are finally coming out.
Not that it will make a difference.
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what the fuck IS that?
lol Cuppy! ♥ *gives you tie dyed sprinkles*
Not surprising. I've always seen her as a 99 cent store version of Lil' Kim.
I absolutely LURVE IT when a celebrity's carefully crafted facade starts to slowly melt away, revealing the hideous beast that lies within.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 1:02pm.
*throws away rest of acid tabs*
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*swan dives to catch them*
Drive a stake through its heart & then cut its head off. Destroy with fire if necessary.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:32pm.
Oh and ladies- SQUATTING like you are having a baby in the bush or taking a shit is NOT an attractive pose. I don't care if you look like Grace Kelly , it is a pose/position that should be avoided at ALL COSTS!.
Thank you for your time.
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THANK. YOU.
Her teeth bother me really bad. Plus I've never found anything awesome about her.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 1:30pm.
Thank you Nicki, for not only embarrasing and setting black people back 50 years with your ghetto tendencies,but for also dressing like a hoodrat clown
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RACIST!! REPORTED!!!
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
She is boring
I imagine if I picked up a crackhead in the Tenderloin, took them shopping, they'd walk out in this kind of outfit. Then I'd just drop them off in front of Forever 21 to dance. ( Tourist never seem to realize those peeps is crackies)
Y'know, a big juicy booty tends to make a person very forgiving of all types of bad behavior.
I just thought of a bad joke involving Joe Paterno and what I said above but it's probably too soon. Meh.
Thank you Nicki, for not only embarrasing and setting black people back 50 years with your ghetto tendencies,but for also dressing like a hoodrat clown
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
I want to see her rainbow colored pubes.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
this heina's 15 minutes should just about be up...why is she famous for pink hair and a fuggy mug...cause I find her hideous and headache inducing....
If you are dressing like punky brewster (loved her), then you cannot be a diva. Cannot.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 1:08pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:56pm.
Skittles are sour,
But colored like flowers,
But Nikki puts them all to shame.
Eats them for hours,
In big lonely towers,
Her farts look like Crayola flames!
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Bravo!!! are you sure you're not Emily Dickinson reincarnated?
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HA! Pffft, she didn't even rhyme stuff, what does SHE know?
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Submitted by elmo533 on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 1:06pm.
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You're going to have to go around me" HA!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:56pm.
Skittles are sour,
But colored like flowers,
But Nikki puts them all to shame.
Eats them for hours,
In big lonely towers,
Her farts look like Crayola flames!
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Bravo!!! are you sure you're not Emily Dickinson reincarnated?
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by elmo533 on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:39pm.
This pic reminds me of the scene in Bridesmaids were Maya Rudolph gets food poisoning and ends up taking a shit in the street.
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The funniest thing about that scene was the look on her face when she "gave up" trying to hold it and resigned to the fact she was indeed going to have to shit in the middle of the street.
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"It's happening. It's happening. You're going to have to go around me" HA!
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Submitted by clairey claire on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 1:00pm.
$170 getting your brows and tache waxed??????????
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Hahaha, I thought she was missing a decimal point. I can do that AND my nether regions for a buck seventy. Ow ow ow ow ow! :)
*throws away rest of acid tabs*
I would really like to know where the hell is she going where they charge $170 to get your eyebrows and stache waxed!!!
Nails by Ling woulda hooked her dumb ass up for $15 + tip.
$170 getting your brows and tache waxed??????????
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:43pm.
I wonder if she craps Starburst candies and pisses rainbows?
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If she pissed sour Skittles I'd ask her out.
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Skittles are sour,
But colored like flowers,
But Nikki puts them all to shame.
Eats them for hours,
In big lonely towers,
Her farts look like Crayola flames!
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:43pm.
I wonder if she craps Starburst candies and pisses rainbows?
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If she pissed sour Skittles I'd ask her out.
Submitted by elmo533 on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:39pm.
This pic reminds me of the scene in Bridesmaids were Maya Rudolph gets food poisoning and ends up taking a shit in the street.
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The funniest thing about that scene was the look on her face when she "gave up" trying to hold it and resigned to the fact she was indeed going to have to shit in the middle of the street. That look was so bang on I felt sorry for her but was laughing so hard, that really was one hell of a funny movie!
I wonder if she craps Starburst candies and pisses rainbows?
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The Dom Deluise reference was the hi-lite of the entire post imho.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
This pic reminds me of the scene in Bridesmaids were Maya Rudolph gets food poisoning and ends up taking a shit in the street.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
She always talks about how she should be celebrated because her music isn't sexual, like a song about shiting on people is somehow better
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WHAT? Who is she trying to fool? Any quick Youtube search will bring up a bunch of her vulgar crap from before she was trying to be the "Black Gaga"
She was on stage with a giant Dildo just a few months back. What a lyin' ass heffa!
I wonder if she noticed (much as I did) that the audience looks extremely less than enthused by her. In fact, they're all talking amongst themselves.
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Why on earth would you change your name from "Maraj" to "Minaj?" It's like the same thing, with two letters that are different.
smh.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
those PANTS
I'm bummed because before scrolling to the end I thought the Nichelle Nichols in Truck Turner clip was coming up. Damn.
Wigs! Bright colors! Cutting edge!
Oh and ladies- SQUATTING like you are having a baby in the bush or taking a shit is NOT an attractive pose. I don't care if you look like Grace Kelly , it is a pose/position that should be avoided at ALL COSTS!.
Thank you for your time.
Ew was that real poop?
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Stare into the face of God, Shaye St. John: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLA7V995TD4
I'm like really into pop music, but I've not heard one track from this cunt that was anything near enjoyable. She always talks about how she should be celebrated because her music isn't sexual, like a song about shiting on people is somehow better
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But I threw you the obvious; and you flew with it on your back a name, in your recollection down among a million same