Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 6, 2011 / Posted by:

The hung and big nutted squirrel who stole the show and gave that big queen Rocky J. Squirrel some fresh fapping material at the Great British Bake Off on Tuesday. I really haven’t seen a peen like that on a squirrel since Chyna’s sex tape.

Five million people watched the finale of the Great British Bake Off on BB2 and they thought they were going to get servings of cakes and pies, but instead they got a plate of hairy chestnuts and cut crotch cannoli (I hate myself a little more for typing that) from a flashing squirrel. A camera man thought it would be real cute to get a shot of an adorable squirrel running along the lawn of the mansion where the Bake Off is filmed and the Cisco Adler of squirrels took that opportunity to bust a nut in everyone’s faces. The hung squirrel instantly became an overnight star on Twitter and YouTube. You know what comes next? A spread in Nuthouse Magazine, a contract with Peta’s porn division and a line of dildos for chipmunks (because chipmunks are just bossy bottom squirrels) molded from his bits. This squirrel is definitely not storing his nuts for the winter.

via The Guardian

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