R.I.P. Heidi The Cross-Eyed Possum
The most famous cross-eyed opossum in the world and former Hot Slut, Heidi, has closed her googly sticker eyes for the last time and floated off to the great big knocked over trash can in the sky at the way-too-young age of three and a half. The sores on my heart have not yet healed over Knut tragically earning a place in Oscar's In Memoriam montage (they better not forget) and now Heidi?! QUICK. Form two prayer circles around Frankenlouie!
The director of Germany's Leipzig Zoo delivered the sad news to Spiegel this morning. The zoo said that cross-eyed Heidi suffered from arthritis and other disorders brought on by the olds. (Mammal lesson: Possums usually don't live past the age of 4.) They didn't want Heidi to suffer anymore so they put her to sleep.
Ruhe in frieden (shit accent caused by Google Translate), Heidi. Your cross-eyed legacy will forever live on the face of Vienna Sausage.
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There are VERY few animals I find more revolting...
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Heidi dies, but Vienna Sausage still lives?!?!
There is no god. :(
We must dispatch Det. LaToya at once to the zoos in Germany. First Knut, now this?!? Shenanigans.
Aw...she's cute. Even though those things look like overgrown rats and I'd probably run away if I saw one in real life. RIP, buddy.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
I worked at a veterinary hospital and we cared for a paraplegic possum with the sophisticated name of Winston..I was so seriously sad when he passed..all animals in my mind are special, no matter what category they may fall into...of course, I have taken care of now everything from roosters to koi fish, bunnies to ducks...damn if I could I would rescue dolphins...but live on land..dammit! I adore animals..and cannot and will not turn my back on any wayward stray..critters eat first in my house..and yes I am most of the time exhausted and hungry after making sure the kids are full...they be's worth it to me...
LOL M.E.!! My dog doesn't like ANYTHING in his back yard. I've gotten lots of "treats" :p
And that's a dirty rumor, we don't eat that kind of crap in the souf!! *scrapes road kill off the street with a shovel*
Sweetas - GROSS! Opossum stew?
*hurls*
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 11:31am.
Fact - skunks only spray when they feel threatened.
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Me, too.
I ♥ jack: WTF!?!?! I hope they pecked his pecker off, those are cute lil things, hummingbirds
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
That's so sad. Opossums are supposed to make such great pets.
If you want to see something really horrible, check out this story:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2042474/Traveller-arrested-tryin...
Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 11:20am.
I also saw a coon in the park this summer huge fat thing.
Now, now. It's Raccoon-American.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
guest lol I didn't really smell anything, but I was concentrating on getting the thing outside ASAP and holding it as far away from me as possible!!
M.E. I didn't want to but if I'd have given my doggy any more time with it, I might have had to pick up chunks instead... :p
LMAO @ the common zoo animals. "May I direct your attention to the fly and wasp display on the left."
LMAO LOUISE!!!!! POINTS FER VARMITS!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
well, it's cousin is stains the cupcake dog.
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 11:28am.
Submitted by guest on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 11:21am.
ROTFLLLLMAO @ "the average squirrel, possum or raccoon consumer & Maybe it's just me." hahahaha.
is jhud aware of these menu choices?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
The fact is that the possum is a marsupial originating in Australia whereas the opossum is a rather similar marsupial that lives in North America. Thus, when referring to the American species, the correct term would be opossum rather than possum. " A DINGO ATE MY POSSUM!"
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
Fact - skunks only spray when they feel threatened.
Submitted by guest on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 11:21am.
*gags after reading weezy's post* o.m.g.
IKR? LMAO What always got me was, do they think that the average squirrel, possum or raccoon consumer really also going to be a Weight Watchers customer? Maybe it's just me, but I needed the points for a margarita or some Bailey's more then I needed the points for 1 oz of squirrel.
we also need a prayer circle going for GINGER SEAL!!!!!!!
www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack
RIP Heidi
I did see this on the yahoo! news feed this morning...right below "5 severed heads found in front of Mexican primary school" and right above "4 Americans get high grade marijuana from government." so i will say that heidi definitely made her mark on this world.
www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack
*gags after reading weezy's post* o.m.g.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I saw one in PA, they look like obese rats, and I swear they kill bunnies, not cute, and yes it came out in the middle of the day, maybe he wanted a chihuahua taco
I also saw a coon in the park this summer huge fat thing.
And my experience with a skunk was funny, he was in my front door feasting on my neighbors cat food, and I waited and he walked by me, as I prayed not to get sprayed, so the skunks are alright.
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 10:54am.
I had a friend from Trinny who told me they eat possum there, SO HURLACIOUS!!!!
I used to do Weight Watchers and they have "points" for possum, raccoon and squirrel in their books.
Hardly any points for booze, but points for varmints.
jacko - the in-laws keep the skunks and opossums far away from the kids. Acutally, I don't think my kids have ever been there when the creatures come around.
And yes, I know about the rabies.
These things are rodents, FYI.
But it does have a goofy sort of appeal.
Still, I'm not shedding any tears for it. Everything dies.
nanners...right?! ha. tmz needs to get over there & check on her stat.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
M.E. - those fuckers may have the RAY-BEEZ. They will come out during the day every now and then but not all the time... if they are doing it all the time they may have rabies. no bueno, especially if the kiddos are around. Firebomb the deck.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
gives me the sads...RIP. If something happens to that hot slut ginger seal, it will defiantly push me over the edge :(
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No, why would I say hi? I’m not that friendly.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 11:07am.
Aren't these two types of creatures supposed to be nocturnal?
Yes very much so, Sac has a skunk and coon problem this summer, lots of daylight sightings.
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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they are supposed to be m.e.
ita on skunks & racoons being the cutest. billy the exterminator said a racoon'll rip a human's throat out tho. yikes.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 10:42am.
*cries* damn it! the animal HS's always die
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Prays for The Elusive Yvonne.
http://www.dlisted.com/2011/08/08/hot-slut-day
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What kind of fuckery is this?
my MIL's house is the beacon for retarded animals.
They have a family of skunks that live under the deck. Never spray, but they come out in the middle of the day, will pass right by my FIL in his chair, waddle over to the cat food dish, eat, then waddle back over to the corner and back under the deck. They don't give a shit my FIL is sitting right there.
They also have a family of opossums that come out mid day too.
Aren't these two types of creatures supposed to be nocturnal?
I have a family of opossums living in my backyard. My doggy hates them and they freak me out. They look like giant obese rats with beady hypnotizing eyes, and their eyes glow in the dark, arghhhh.
between this, the two faced cat and skinny Nic, I'm leaving till I finish my lunch!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
i'll get over it in time sinjin. all in good time. :( i'm sure he'll be back next season. thxs for caring tho. :) *sniff* & lol.
the possum was a zoo exhibit cuz of it's eyes. duh.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
LOL @ UBF and Jacko: Here we have pidgeons in their natural habiiat!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 10:42am.
*cries* damn it! the animal HS's always die! Always!
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It's a conspiracy!! Animal HSOTD assassin!! We must ensure that we:
- unleash the lawyers
- ginger-fy everything within reach
- THINK OF THE CHILDREN
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"...Foster may have cracked under the pressures of being the world's leading Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf..."
I had a friend from Trinny who told me they eat possum there, SO HURLACIOUS!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Raul came home ripped one summer night, went to crash in my hammock out back and sat on one these vile critters! I ran one way and it the other, they have no natural predators cuz no other animal wants to eat anything that fuckin' stupid!
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
I think the actual correct spelling is opossum. That's how I was always taught.
Whatever happened to the "O". Is this part of the dumbing of Amerika?
@ guest: Ah, I saw her getting the boot on the news and I though her accent was atrocious, even though I like most Euro accents. Sorry your your favorite :-/
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
Seeing double sadness today.
LMAO @ Sweetas, not sure I could have picked it up with my hands. They are just so "odd" looking, unlike racoons who I think are fucking ADORABLE.
And I think skunks are cute too, but HELL NO at getting close to one.
Oh my, kids, look... it's the elusive black bird. *ohhhhhhhhhhh* Let's move on to the breath taking squirrel exhibit.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
sweetas...did that little creature smell bad?
is it possum or opossum?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Ok, shortage of animals in the zoo or WHAT? why the fuck was this nasty little shit in a zoo? hahahahahahahahaa! WAS THE "ZOO" IN ARKANSAS?? (aka, bubba's backyard) MAKES NO SENSE!
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
UBF lololol @ "no elephant for YOU." I wonder if they have squirrels and moles in the adjoining cages.
sinjin...dwts. val was voted off last nite thanks to elisabetta...that whore! (kidding)
he's maksim's MUCH HOTTER BROTHER. snowho has maks as her avie & i HAD val as mine but now he's gone & there's no one on the show for me to lust over.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
RIP, Heidi (waits for comment from Gaza on how big a piece of trailertrash i am)
Now i now there are no possums in Germany, but why they would keep that common pest in a Zoo is beyond me.
Ok, it`s Leipzig, maybe they are still recovering from the Russian Regime, they might be on a small budget.
No elephant for YOU.
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