Afternoon Crumbs

August 22, 2011 / Posted by:

Taken seconds after JLo let out a fart. Survivors: unknown – The Berry

The Hoff thrusts his shit at London’s G-A-Y and temporarily turns everyone S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T- Lainey Gossip

In Blohan’s defense, I’d get closed-eyed tanked too if I had to sit through that fake wedding – The Superficial

This is what Brad Pitt’s assistant looks like – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Chloe Sevigny meets Chloe Sevigny – Towleroad

The leader of the Anti-Plastic Face Brigadeorwhatever almost got burned alive or something – Celebitchy

Oh yeah, RiRi can openly dry bang her coochie in front of thousands of people, but when I dry bang my no-no in the middle of a bar I get introduced to the curb – Hollywood Tuna

Still more talented and less creepy than Justin BieberThe Daily What

Brad Pitt’s hair is looking Salon Selectives fresh on the cover of New York Magazine – Just Jared

Somebody pissed in that pool and it was totally Jason Segel Popoholic

So much natural beauty, so little time to wait at the free clinic – Hollywood Rag

Way to disrespect an ice cream cone – Videogum

And here’s Will Smith’s nipples if your Monday calls for that – Popsugar

Marc Jacobs will probably take over Dior – OMG Blog

Conan O’Brien Barbarian – Cityrag

Jennifer Garner is either smuggling a baby in there or one of Ben Affleck’s wigs – ICYDK

Zuma Rossdale’s costume abs look more real than Mr. Paparazzi’s abs – I’m Not Obsessed

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