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Otis, the skydiving pug! I can't bark for all dogs, because if I tried I'd look crazier than usual and I really don't need a weekly "just checking up on you" postcard from the local mental hospital instead of a bi-weekly one. But I can bark for my own dog and say that he would consider it an extreme act of torture, right up there with eating food things in front of his face and making him caca in the rain, if I took him skydiving. My dog throws me "I hate you and will poop in front of a car stopped at a stop sign just for this" eyes whenever I blow dry his long ass hairs after washing him with strawberry-scented shampoo. Yes, you have my permission to submit that into the Gayest Things Ever Written On A Laptop contest. But my dog is not Otis!
Otis is a 10-year-old high-flying pug who loves to feel the threat of death blow through his ears as he falls to the ground with his owner. Most pugs I know are only interested in wind if they're the ones breaking it, but Otis' owner says that he loves flying through the wind and he's done it 64 times during the past 9 years. Otis' owner Will DaSilva tells the Sacramento Bee that he used to work at a parachute center in Lodi,CA and one day he got the idea to strap his pug onto his front.
The first time they jumped, Otis didn't resist the harness and didn't join the scat chapter of the Mile High Club by shitting midair. Will's fiancee thinks that Otis loves it so much, because it's like sticking his head out of a car window during a ride. Below is a clip of the skydoggy in action:
It could be just me, but at the end of the clip, it looks like Otis is the doing "screw this mess" strut before realizing that Will's got Snausages in his pack and so he makes a quick U-Turn. Snausages > death by diving.
And somewhere, Milo just lifted up his ginger head and thought to himself, "meow meow" (translation: THIS PUG).
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The dog looks cute but it just seems pretty messed up. : /
I hope the doggy is okay. I would never do that shit in a hundred million years...big fear of heights.
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Hope the pug learns how to synchronize a bowel evacuation with the chute release.
Dogs have a sense of humor with their pooping. :)
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 8:09am.
Wait, dogs are flying? Has Hohan been hired for an actual acting job?
hahaha. When pugs fly?
That dog's face looks beat, and his tongue is too elongated. It's from years of taking 200 mph wind to the face.
after the Whoretrashian hit parade...I still cannot clean my eyeballs or brain enough from that...this was a refreshing breath of fresh air...could he be any cuter with his paws in the air...no it is obvious Otis loves it....my puppeh hates things like that...but doggies like what doggies like...and Otis is off the charts cute!!!
Not cool. Let the puppeh enjoy Mother Earth on the ground.
Errrrrrrrrrrrr....I'm not quite sure how to feel about this.....
Are there any pet owners here???!!!! dogs do let you know when they dont like somehting!!...This dog would totally resist going on the harness if he hated that shit so shut the fuck up! dogs love rides, even if its something like this!!!
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
AND I hope he waits till his owner goes to sleep and starts snoring and then takes a piss in his mouth like Depardieu trying to pee in a bottle.
Submitted by Athina on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 7:11am.
Sorry, but I can't stand attention-whoring pet owners who do stupid shit like this and claim "they love it!" My ass they do. They might be obedient and tolerate your stupidity because they love you, but that's about it.
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Exactly! Pet owners like this are the same as idiot mothers who claim their 3 year olds love to spray tan, have their hair teased and dress in uncomfortable whore clothes to be judged by men on stage, aks "pageants".
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I do love pugs and even though the guy is clearly a freakin over grown 5 year old, I have to say that Otis probably does like it-mainly because he's strapped to his daddy so he feels safe and in my experience dogs do let ya know when they dont like something or are afraid….
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 8:14am.
I hope the poor dog went home and took a massive shit all over this asshole's house and then dragged his arse across the carpet.
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And chewed up his best $$$ shoes.
Human beings are fucking crazy!
No other species would do crazy shit to other species like this!
What the hell??? >:( Just take him to the lake like a normal pet owner. Jerk.
Submitted by MudTurtle on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 8:47am.
Fine & dandy Turt & chu? Are you still runnin every morning? I haven't had my lazy ass on the treadmill for a couple weeks. How's your creepy neighbor been lately? Better I hope! D
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
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*big wave*
How YOU doin??
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
Wow, I thought I was the only cranky old ho that wasn't going to be ooohing and awwwing over this. Glad to see I'm in good company.
Toss another one on the "this seems like animal cruelty" pile.
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How can a pug even breathe up there??
My dog "goes along with" standing on a metal table being held tightly by an assistant while the vet sticks a thermometer in her ass. I'm not stupid enough to conclude that she "likes it".
Acrophobia prevents me from watching the video, but in the stills, Otis looks to me like he's just barely holding it together. I hope he shits all over the plane. >:^(
Poor dog. That's like taking an infant skydiving.
How come Mah Boo in the middle of a giggling fit talkign about pee wasn't HSOTD?
I guess it'll be our OP for the day.
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I hope the poor dog went home and took a massive shit all over this asshole's house and then dragged his arse across the carpet.
What an awful thing to repeatedly put a dog through. That is not a smart guy.
Poor puggy babes. How can we bitch this guy out???
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Wait, dogs are flying? Has Hohan been hired for an actual acting job?
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Ditto what everyone is saying. How does he know this poor dog likes this?
OMG epiphany!!! Jack & MT both gone at the same time. Coincidence??? Or not...
*cue spooky music*
Exactly how do they know the dog LOVES it?? I call bullshit.
Oh, good. I came here to say the same thing you all did. I like it when we all agree.
The photographs seem to confirm that dogs and they owners become similar with the passing of time...
I think Otis "likes" it so much (how do we know?) because he can't mentally process the notion of hitting the ground at 200 mph.
Fuck this asshole. This is inhumane. It amazes me what people will do to their animals and then say "they love it!". Just like the assholes who chain their fucking dogs or leave their cats to fend for themselves outdoors because they "like being outside". Just because the animal chooses not to chew your ugly face off doesn't mean they fucking like it. Cunt.
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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
I hate stupid pet owners.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 7:41am.
*takes quick pic...uses it as new avie* bwha.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Athina on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 7:11am.
...They might be obedient and tolerate your stupidity because they love you, but that's about it.
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This could be said about many parents and children, too.
guest!! *flashes* ;-)
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Jack! *waves*
& Turtle! Hi gurl.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I don't even know that I would like skydiving!
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
Yea, he looks like he's enjoying it alright... jumping out of the harness at the end and immediately circling for a place to SHIT is a sign of enjoyment... you should see me at the waterpark.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
i cannot imagine a wheezy old pug (note: i am obsessed with wheezy old pugs) lurving sky diving but dang...that headline picture is one of the cutestfunniest things i've ever seen.
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I hate idiots who do stuff like this to their pets!
Yes, I am so fucking sure the dog just LOVES sky diving. * HUGE eye roll*
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ITA Athina! Just saw your post.
Oh and the asshole owner is super fug, and that makes me hate him more.
I don't know about this. The owner says the dog loves it, but the dog is so strapped in there, maybe he's just tolerating it. Hopefully the doggie does at least like it, cuz i don't like to see animals mistreated.
Sorry, but I can't stand attention-whoring pet owners who do stupid shit like this and claim "they love it!" My ass they do. They might be obedient and tolerate your stupidity because they love you, but that's about it.
My pug's ass would NEVER want to leave the ground.
Pugs aren't much for adventure.
Better sky diving than scuba diving. Although those would be some cute photos.
How the fuck does he know what his dog is thinking??
It's all fun and games until Wino gets to the gates of purgatory and slurs out, "HELLO, ATHENS!" ----MK
Pugger wugger!!! Love the way he's snorting all around after the jump.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.