Afternoon Crumbs

Liza with a…whole lot of Photoshop, bright lights and make-up tips provided by Xtina – Towleroad

Carey Mulligan might become Carey Mulligan Mumford (which sounds like the full medical name for a jaw disease) – Lainey Gossip

The chances of Nana Lohan getting cast as Kim Gotti are greater than Lindsay Lohan getting cast as Kim Gotti – The Superficial

Amber Heard’s Guess ads make me actually miss Anna Nicole’s Guess ads – Hollywood Tuna

The Saved By The Bell parody that will make you wish everybody involved dies a terrible death at the end. Oh, wait…. – The Daily What

Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone did it in a hotel – Celebitchy

Kellan Lutz will not rest until he has a 12-pack on his armpits – The Berry

RED SIRENS! PRINCE HOT GINGE FULLY TOPLESS IN PLAIN VIEW (sort of)! RED SIRENS! PRINCE HOT GINGE FULLY TOPLESS IN PLAIN VIEW (sort of)! – Popsugar

Anne Hathaway on the set of Batman, which means that a cruel joke has not been played and Anne Hathaway is actually playing Catwoman – Popoholic

They tell me this is Demi Moore, but I’m going to need Detective La Toya to tell me that this isn’t the risen corpse of Michael Jackson – Just Jared

FYI: What you wear to bed, Brit Brit and her boyfriend Sam MerLESS wear to the beach – ICYDK

Err, the new Superman’s going to need a bridesmaid to carry his train – OMG Blog

JLo SANS FARDS – Celebslam

Trollops in Tropez – I’m Not Obsessed

Heather Locklear’s chichis still got it – Hollywood Rag

I’m ashamed to admit that my dog has two of these outfits – Cityrag

There goes the trailer park! – Crunk + Disorderly